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What the hell.. That's a fucked up story, imagine meeting a girl and she told she got herpes from eating at McDonalds your first reaction would be that she's lying.. Also I regret clicking the link.
 
This story is fake and has been debunked by plenty of people/websites.

Herpes can only be transmitted via direct skin to skin contact with another, plus herpes can't live outside the body for more than 5-10 seconds. A Mcdonald sandwich is not the type of environment that the herpes virus can thrive in, so it will succumb to the elements within seconds. The only way she could have gotten herpes from that sandwich is if she was directly beside the man, and he rubbed his cock on the sandwich and quickly gave it to her and she ate it. And even then, it's still not a guarantee that she'll catch it, but it does raises her chances.
 
Herpes can only be transmitted via direct skin to skin contact with another, plus herpes can't live outside the body for more than 5-10 seconds. A Mcdonald sandwich is not the type of environment that the herpes virus can thrive in, so it will succumb to the elements within seconds. The only way she could have gotten herpes from that sandwich is if she was directly beside the man, and he rubbed his cock on the sandwich and quickly gave it to her and she ate it. And even then, it's still not a guarantee that she'll catch it, but it does raises her chances.
+repped :clap

Are people on the internet that ignorant? Not even a single person(me included) thought of this.
 
so how does this work out if there were two damned culprits, did they wank in the backroom togetrher as equals with one holding a big mac with other telling him to hurry, 'i am soon coming, be quick with the burger so i can screw it too, lol' and then they ejaculate together? americans cannot even eat their big macs in peace anymore, the very heart of their country, somebody is already there, in the shadows, ready to stain their meats with cum and wrong textures, why would two guys decide to plant their children on the same big mac is beyond me
 
I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.
:lmao this bitch has nothing to hide.

This is like automatic, track the employees who did this shit and whoop they ass mode. No excuse.
 
Probably shouldn't have clicked on this thread or the link in the OP. Thankfully R Kelly doesn't work at that McDonalds or any geek with some weird fetish. Could you imagine their fudge on one of them sundays.

Feel bad for her though, and her man too. She essentially cheated on him 8*D
 
Probably shouldn't have clicked on this thread or the link in the OP. Thankfully R Kelly doesn't work at that McDonalds or any geek with some weird fetish. Could you imagine their fudge on one of them sundays.

Feel bad for her though, and her man too. She essentially cheated on him 8*D
If I saw R Kelly working at McDonald's I sure wouldn't get a strawberry lemonade 8*D
 
This story is fake and has been debunked by plenty of people/websites.

Herpes can only be transmitted via direct skin to skin contact with another, plus herpes can't live outside the body for more than 5-10 seconds. A Mcdonald sandwich is not the type of environment that the herpes virus can thrive in, so it will succumb to the elements within seconds. The only way she could have gotten herpes from that sandwich is if she was directly beside the man, and he rubbed his cock on the sandwich and quickly gave it to her and she ate it. And even then, it's still not a guarantee that she'll catch it, but it does raises her chances.
This is pretty accurate and perfectly summarizes this falsified story. Only minor correction is that herpes can be transmitted by SOME of human bodily fluids. Semen is definitely NOT one of them, so that automatically invalidates this story.

But there are other parts to this story that make it questionable. Unless you know someone well in the company, no food inspection agency will send food samples to test for semen without reasonable suspicion. Reasonable suspicion being disease manifestations, not the word of someone who is allegedly familiar with the taste of semen. They primarily test for the common causes of food poisoning (salmonella, E Coli, rotavirus, etc). In this story, it says that this "Lisa" had it sent for testing BEFORE the herpes symptoms. Even more ridiculous is that the test results came back conveniently fast.

+repped :clap

Are people on the internet that ignorant? Not even a single person(me included) thought of this.
Can't really brag, but I wish I found this thread much earlier to reveal the same thing :p
 
Would have been worse if it had STDS.
 
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