Both of the following at work:

- One lady told me that I had nice eyebrows. I take it as a compliment because I groom them myself. Just odd.

- Another lady told me that I look like Michael Cera. Fuck that. I hate that guy.

 

- One lady told me that I had nice eyebrows. I take it as a compliment because I groom them myself. Just odd.

I don't get many compliments. :sad

I've had this one though. Not really weird, mine just grew like that.

 

My ex wife and I had fertility problems. Eventually we had a daughter so it's whatever but at the time it was stressful. We went to a fertility clinic and our problems were all my ex wife. I felt bad for her. As much as I can't stand her as a wife she is a good mother. Anyway, the doctor who met with us said I had a very high sperm count and said it was very impressive and called me Mr. Sperm. It takes a lot for me to feel awkward but a 50 year old woman saying this will do it.

I'm told I look like Jack Black, Seth Rogan and Zach Galifianakis. I don't see any of them.

 

My ex wife and I had fertility problems. Eventually we had a daughter so it's whatever but at the time it was stressful. We went to a fertility clinic and our problems were all my ex wife. I felt bad for her. As much as I can't stand her as a wife she is a good mother. Anyway, the doctor who met with us said I had a very high sperm count and said it was very impressive and called me Mr. Sperm. It takes a lot for me to feel awkward but a 50 year old woman saying this will do it.

I'm glad it all worked out.... but now, I am totally calling you Mr. Sperm.

 

That I look like the Frankenstein's monster.

 

i was once told im the nicest shi'ite muslim she ever met by this religious chick

but she was cute so its cool

 

just take the damn compliment, ugh.

 

I also have been told that I bear a resemblance to Adam Lanza(shooter)

 

A chick from tafe said to me 'You look like a chubbier Justin Bieber' and a mates mate said to me 'You look like a slimmer Seth Rogen'

So I'm chubbier than Justin Bieber, but slimmer than Seth Rogen? Well then.

 

Macho I demand you buy a membership now and change your name to Mr. Sperm.

 

I do what I want.

I'm a cheap bastard (it's ok cuz I was born out of wedlock) but if someone pays for it and the mods sign off on it I'm in like me and a fat girl at last call. :angel

 

I wish I was as good looking as Shannon the Cannon (avatar) but I'm not. I do have an amazing beard though.

 

I do have an amazing beard though.

Pics or GTFO.

 

I usually get "you have nice eyebrows". I never take care of them expect for taking my wet finger and swiping it across it after I wash my face. :lol feels nice

And one time this chick told me to hurry up with my tight ass...not really sure about that one thou.

 

And one time this chick told me to hurry up with my tight ass...not really sure about that one thou.

Yeah, I been told I have a nice man booty by women. :brie

 

Sure do :datass

 

I've been told that I dance with the grace and beauty of a swan. :durant3

 

I've been called the songbird of my generation. My voice is a mix of Fergie and Jesus.

 

"OMG I love it that you are so tall" I get that line all the fucking time. At school in the hallway and some random person says it, or even on the street or in a store, I always hear a tall compliment.

 

You have nice eyes.

They're just squishy round things I use to see. How weird...

 

I got a message on GTA V last night, cause I was singing in the shower (I was singing a version of the rap from Triumph by Wu Tang)...it read "Wow, I'm really enjoying your singing." I initialy thought nothing of it, i didn;t reply. Then I got "No really, I hear people sing on here all the time, you are amazing!"

Felt nice.

 

I used to get told I looked like Jack Osbourne, which pissed me off. Now I get Seth Rogan. All the time. I am not a fat ginger fucktard.

My girlfriend, however, has the weirdest way of taking compliments. She's constantly bitching about being fat (she's, like, a size 8 or something) and doesn't see the compliment when I tell her that I'm glad she's not a scary anorexic bitch. I mean, for fuck's sake, what am I supposed to say? "Okay, honey, let me help you starve yourself so you can star in Oxfam adverts"? "At least it'll make your coffin lighter"?

Fucking women, man, they just don't do compliments. Even though they expect them all the time. If I have this conversation one more time, I'm going to kill someone:

GF: "Do I look fat?"
Me: "No."
GF: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes."
GF: "Are you just saying that?"
Me: "No."
GF: "Are you sure? Because it feels like you're just saying that."
Me: "I'm not just saying that. You look great. Really. Now can we please just leave the house?"
GF: "See, I knew you were just saying that to get me out the house faster! I look fat, don't I?"
Me: "No. You look perfect. I'd tell you if you looked fat."
GF: "I bet you would. Bastard."

*Cue sulk for the rest of the day, or until I buy her flowers or some shit.*

 

"You are acting normal".

 

Lol maybe it wasn't a compliment?

 

Her happy demeanour when she said that suggests otherwise.

"OMG I love it that you are so tall" I get that line all the fucking time. At school in the hallway and some random person says it, or even on the street or in a store, I always hear a tall compliment.

I get this and I'm only 6'1" lol.

 

At a wedding a 70 year old woman said if she was 50 years younger she'd fuck me. That was disturbing.

People also compliment me on my voice, which is a weird part to mention. Someone said I was born for radio because of it while a girl in class, during a phone call, said I have the perfect voice to have phone sex with as she was already getting off. One of the weirder conversations of my life...

 

^^^Oh ok, David Gandy has the best male voice imo. I'd want his voice

Lol it's awesome being 6'3.

 

There are some tall people on this forum tbh. Seems like the average is 6 feet or a slight bit higher.

 

I'm 6'3 as well, girls do tend to like it, especially tall girls 'cause they always complain about not being able to find a tall guy.

A mate of mine once said that my skin is always so nice and shiny :shocked: That was quite an odd compliment from another guy.

I was once in a taxi after a night out and the fat woman next to me found me so hot that she offered to blow me all night long. Then when she stepped out of the car 'cause it was her exit she flashed me and yelled 'THIS IS WHAT YOU COULD HAVE HAD'. I was like nah, I'll pass. Thanks for the compliment though.

 

Now that I think about it she's totally right, Jäger.

 

"You have lovely irides." :klopp2