[RyanPelley]

Both of the following at work:

- One lady told me that I had nice eyebrows. I take it as a compliment because I groom them myself. Just odd.

- Another lady told me that I look like Michael Cera. Fuck that. I hate that guy.

 

[MachoMadness1988]

My ex wife and I had fertility problems. Eventually we had a daughter so it's whatever but at the time it was stressful. We went to a fertility clinic and our problems were all my ex wife. I felt bad for her. As much as I can't stand her as a wife she is a good mother. Anyway, the doctor who met with us said I had a very high sperm count and said it was very impressive and called me Mr. Sperm. It takes a lot for me to feel awkward but a 50 year old woman saying this will do it.

I'm told I look like Jack Black, Seth Rogan and Zach Galifianakis. I don't see any of them.

 

[Dib Da GREEK/CREEP/FALSE DETECTIVE]

That I look like the Frankenstein's monster.

 

[reDREDD]

i was once told im the nicest shi'ite muslim she ever met by this religious chick

but she was cute so its cool

 

[RyanPelley]

My ex wife and I had fertility problems. Eventually we had a daughter so it's whatever but at the time it was stressful. We went to a fertility clinic and our problems were all my ex wife. I felt bad for her. As much as I can't stand her as a wife she is a good mother. Anyway, the doctor who met with us said I had a very high sperm count and said it was very impressive and called me Mr. Sperm. It takes a lot for me to feel awkward but a 50 year old woman saying this will do it.

I'm glad it all worked out.... but now, I am totally calling you Mr. Sperm.

 

[CamillePunk]

just take the damn compliment, ugh.

 

[Dib Da GREEK/CREEP/FALSE DETECTIVE]

I also have been told that I bear a resemblance to Adam Lanza(shooter)

 

[MachoMadness1988]

I'm glad it all worked out.... but now, I am totally calling you Mr. Sperm.

Haha go for it. I don't take myself too seriously. All my friends know the story and bring it up sometimes.

It worries me though dating. I don't need anymore kiddos right now. Almost makes me afraid to have sex. Again almost.

 

[TAR]

A chick from tafe said to me 'You look like a chubbier Justin Bieber' and a mates mate said to me 'You look like a slimmer Seth Rogen'

So I'm chubbier than Justin Bieber, but slimmer than Seth Rogen? Well then.

 

[charlesxo]

Macho I demand you buy a membership now and change your name to Mr. Sperm.

 

[Oxidamus]

- One lady told me that I had nice eyebrows. I take it as a compliment because I groom them myself. Just odd.

I don't get many compliments. :sad

I've had this one though. Not really weird, mine just grew like that.

 

[MachoMadness1988]

Macho I demand you buy a membership now and change your name to Mr. Sperm.

I do what I want.

I'm a cheap bastard (it's ok cuz I was born out of wedlock) but if someone pays for it and the mods sign off on it I'm in like me and a fat girl at last call. :angel

 

[Tater]

My ex wife and I had fertility problems. Eventually we had a daughter so it's whatever but at the time it was stressful. We went to a fertility clinic and our problems were all my ex wife. I felt bad for her. As much as I can't stand her as a wife she is a good mother. Anyway, the doctor who met with us said I had a very high sperm count and said it was very impressive and called me Mr. Sperm. It takes a lot for me to feel awkward but a 50 year old woman saying this will do it.

*looks at AV*

Yup... MISTER Sperm.

I'm told I look like Jack Black, Seth Rogan and Zach Galifianakis. I don't see any of them.

I was kinda annoyed when The Hangover first came out. There were a bunch of tardos who said I looked like Galifianakis. Which, I don't. We just both have awesome beards. The resemblance ends there.

 

[MachoMadness1988]

I wish I was as good looking as Shannon the Cannon (avatar) but I'm not. I do have an amazing beard though.

 

[Tater]

I do have an amazing beard though.

Pics or GTFO.

 

[swagger_ROCKS]

I usually get "you have nice eyebrows". I never take care of them expect for taking my wet finger and swiping it across it after I wash my face. :lol feels nice

And one time this chick told me to hurry up with my tight ass...not really sure about that one thou.

 

[charlesxo]

And one time this chick told me to hurry up with my tight ass...not really sure about that one thou.

Yeah, I been told I have a nice man booty by women. :brie

 

[TAR]

Sure do :datass

 

[Yeah1993]

Both of the following at work:

- One lady told me that I had nice eyebrows. I take it as a compliment because I groom them myself. Just odd.

- Another lady told me that I look like Michael Cera. Fuck that. I hate that guy.

I get the eyebrows thing all the time. I've had women say 'I wish I had your eyebrows', and 'can I do your eyebrows?'. DO my fucking eyebrows? What?


I've been told a depressing amount of times that I would make a good looking girl. Or that I already look like a good looking girl.