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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-01-2014, 03:02 PM Thread Starter
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Create your "Jobber-Mania" PPV Card

I don't know if this has been done on here before? IF apologies...and hope the mods close this.

But with all the talk around here of "what the best ppv cards" about what would a "JOBBER MANIA" card look like??

What wrestlers would you choose, what matches, etc...

Should be fun

(I was thinking of doing a "Jobber Draft" but i dont think that would have gone over, but if anyone is interested in having a "Jobber Draft" hell i'd be for it lol...)
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Re: Create your "Jobber-Mania" PPV Card

The bolded people go over. My jobber-mania card (in order of appearance):

Mandatory fuckaround curtain-raiser:
Paul Heyman vs Yoshi Tatsu
Ladder match for US Title

Undertaker streak-match:
Undertaker vs mystery opponent*
*Colin Cassidy

WWE Title:
Sakamoto vs JTG
2 hour match, Sakamoto stays champ for 513 days

Divas championship match:
Nikki Bella vs Vicky Guerrerro
20 minute bra & panties match

Diabetes medicine on a pole match:
Matt Hardy vs Sweet T
Tensai wins via grape soda mist

Fans-bring-the-weapons match:
Zack Gowen vs Hornswoggle
Fans bring a beach ball, a lemon-meringue pie, a styrofoam cup and a cardboard box.

Falls-count-anywhere tag match:
David Otunga & Coachman vs Los Matadores
Whoops, the fall was backstage, so we don't know who won.

Well then, that's a wrap. Many, many buys...
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Jobber Title Match:
Brooklyn Brawler vs. Leaping Lanny Poffo

Destroyed Our Legacy Match:

The Red Rooster vs. the Texas Tornado

Legendary Sidekicks:
Virgil vs. Stevie Richards (WWE run)

You Probably Don't Remember Us But We Were Really Good At Our Jobs:
Tom Stone vs. Barry Horowitz

Looked Good, Never Got A Sniff:
Iron Mike Sharpe vs. Jim Powers

Had To Happen:
Gillberg vs. Zach Gowen

Nice Guy Battle:
Justin Gabriel vs. Aldo Montoya vs. SD Jones vs. Tyson Kidd

Love To Hate 'Em:
Jimmy Jack Funk vs. the Repo Man

Snobs in our head; marks in our heart.

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80's: Jake Roberts, Ric Flair, Randy Savage, Ted DiBiase, Hulk Hogan, Rick Martel, Arn Anderson
90's: Scott Hall, Bret Hart, Steve Austin, the Rock, Vader, Mr. Perfect, Bam Bam Bigelow, Jeff Jarrett, Earthquake
00's: Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Shane McMahon, Edge, HHH
10's: Wade Barrett, Daniel Bryan, Bobby Roode, The Miz, Brian Kendrick, Drew McIntyre, Seth Rollins

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Mine would be 3MB and Justin Gabriel winning every title and holding them forever.

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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-01-2014, 08:06 PM
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I'm too lazy to come up with an entire card, but Barry Horowitz vs. The Gambler is definitely my main event. That's a match I would have paid money to see in real life. El Puerto Ricano and the Ring Crew Express would also have prominent spots on this card.
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Not taking this too seriously but here is something!

Handicap: ??? v 1 Elimination Match
All the dudes who ever jobbed to Ryback vs. Ryback

2 out of 3 falls: Falls Count Anywhere Match
Sin Cara (Mistico) vs. Drew McIntyre

60 Minute Iron Man Match
Doink the Clown vs. Heath Slater

Triple Threat Match
Trent Baretta vs. Essa Rios vs. Kaval

Tag Team Match
Team "Fake Rey Mysterio" (Fake Rey Mysterio from WCW & Chavo Guerrero) vs. Team "Fake Sin Cara" (Hunico & Dolph Ziggler)

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-Flamita, Hijo de Fishman, Skyman vs. Fenix, Pentagon Jr. & Hijo del Fantasma (1/1/15 Arena San Juan Pantitlan, Estado de México)

-Rey Cometa vs. Cavernario (1/19/15 Fantasticamania Day 5)

-Prince Puma vs. Fenix (1/14/15 Lucha Underground)

-La Sombra vs. Máscara Dorada (1/19/15 Fantasticamania Day 5)

-Máscara Dorada vs. Negro Casas for the CMLL World Welterweight Championship (1/10/15 CMLL)

-CMLL Pequeno Reyes del Aire 2015 (1/6/15 CMLL)

-20-Man Aztec Warfare Match (1/7/15 Lucha Underground)

-Komander & Gigga vs. Rey Astral & Perfil (1/20/15 Arena El Angel Reynosa)

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post #7 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-02-2014, 12:13 AM
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Me vs. Rellik in a 3 hour Submission match for every title ever.
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Jobbers Title Match
Heath Slater VS Oliver John

Botches Match
Sin Cara VS The Miz

No Fucks Given Match for the Diva's Championship
Kofi Kingston VS The Miz

One Match Too Many
Great Khali VS The Miz

Internet Championship Match
Zack Ryder VS Vacant

Charisma on a Pole Match
Curtis Axel VS Jack Swagger
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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 01-04-2014, 11:30 PM Thread Starter
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I think

virgil vs. ralphus would sellout arenas
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