Re: Welp, Capcom Just Announced It's First Major Switch Game Resident Evil Revelations Remaster (PS4/Xbox One Also)
I'm just so thoroughly sick of Nintendo at this point. Every console other than the Wii (which was the exception that proves the rule) is just a failure that is only worth owning for the same old fucking first party games Nintendo has been pushing for years, and one or two oddball third party releases that are actually good.
Nintendo has not had a relevant place in the console industry since they retired the Super Nintendo. The only real success they've had is in the handheld market which is where they should stay. And I know everyone says, "Well, what about the Wii?". Well I say what about the Wii? Did they succeed in building on that momentum? Nope. As the Wii U was a failure.
If Nintendo can't get their shit together they should just fuck off already. They should just stick to releasing three thousand, iterative versions of their handhelds, the only hardware they actually seem to be able to get third party support for.
And why the fuck do we still care about the fat, italian plumber from the 80s in 2017? Nintendo is like this aging old man that won't go away. Have they even managed to create a great new mascot in the past 20-30 years? Here you go everyone. Have some more of the fat, butt crack plumber and the mute, girly elf boy. Sigh. At least Samus is still cool. She should have been THE Nintendo mascot. Especially now when everyone is into the feminism and social justice warrior propaganda