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"Money isn't everything. It's the only thing." - Million Dollar Man

"Where to Stephanie?" [manic laugh] - Taker

"Who are you to doubt El Dandy?" - Bret Hart
 

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Owen Hart - 1996 King of the Ring
Vince: "Here comes the 41 year old Jake Roberts"
Owen: "61 you mean"

Vince: "You hit Marc Mero with that cast".
Owen: "No I didn't. I went to shake his hand and I slipped off the apron"


Vince McMahon - November 1986 WWF Superstars of Wrestling
The Big Machine bodyslams The Giant John Studd. Vince exclaims about the slam...
"...and did he ever! And with authority!"


The Undertaker - December 1990 WWF Television
"Rest in Pieces"


Bobby Hennan - Spring 1991 Prime Time Wrestling
Hidden camera catches him in the bathroom, refers to the stand up urinal mints as says something to the effect of "You see these? Andre uses them as breath mints."
 

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Jerry Lawler: "Looking at her eyes, I guarantee last night when Charlotte lost at Survivor Series her dad, Ric Flair, was looking down on her."

Vic Joseph(I think): "King, what do you mean? Ric Flair is not dead."

Jerry Lawler: "No, but he is very condescending."
 

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Heyman "I came to Washington D.C. and I'm gonna get to see Bush!"

Pilman on Shotgun " Sunny was up for the 007 role, but unfortunately they've already used the character Pussy Galore"
 

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When Mankind and JR were doing their sit-down interview, Mankind said "I don't believe in doctors. I believe in body's ability to heal itself... Jim... If there was something wrong with my mind, I think I'd be the first to know." Just a brilliant line for a deranged man who can't understand that there indeed is something wrong with his mind.
 

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"There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories." - Bobby Heenan

"Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!"- Kurt Angle

"A friend in need is a pest." - Bobby Heenan

"He's Not Pointing To Anybody, He's Showing Off How High He Can Count!" - Bobby Heenan
 

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(Hulk Hogan's music plays)

Heenan: That's my second favorite song.

Monsoon: I hate to ask, what's your favorite?

Heenan: All the rest are tied.
 
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