[Freeloader]

http://www.fox4now.com/news/local/1....it&utm_medium=facebook#.T8jyOj07Kus.facebook

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles...-attack-zombie-apocalypse-maryland-kinyua.htm

"On May 26 Ronald Poppo was the victim of a brutal cannibal attack in Miami, and was left with his face in tatters. The bizarre case of cannibalism seemed straight out of a zombie apocalypse film, but this isn't the only flesh-eating incident to surface as of late.

A 21-year-old electrical engineering student in Maryland was charged with first-degree murder after body parts of a missing man were found at his home, according to the Daily Mail.

Police said Alexander Kinyua confessed to eating his victim's heart and portions of his brain after killing him. The deceased, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyel-Kodie, was 37 years old and lived with Kinyua in Joppa, Md."

Like the previous face eater in Florida, this guy is also black. The other cases in Florida, were black attackers. PCP or Bath Salts abusers? Wtf is up with them eating people?

 

[MrMister]

And very obviously he has gone insane. Yes sir. Very much so, sir. Obviously insane.

 

[reDREDD]

Damn black people and their bath salts

 

[Shock]

IT BEGINS!

 

[TKOK]

BRB going to Woody Harrelson's house.

 

[Zankman Jack]

Where my shotgun at

 

[scrilla]

so people being high on crazy shit now = zombie apocalypse now? oh god.

 

[chargebeam]

It's sick stories season!

Get this: here in Montreal, a porno actor (Magnotta something) killed and decapitated his victim. He filmed himself while he was actually decapitating the dude, and sent different body parts to the Prime Minister in Ottawa and some to the Liberal party in Montreal. This happened last week. Since then, he left the country and he's apparently somewhere in France.

Interpol's after him now.

THA FUCK'S GOING ON!?

 

[reDREDD]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-face-eater-zombie-craze-proves-medias-broken/

This is whats going on

What is up with the internet's obsession with zombies and ninjas?

 

[Zankman Jack]

^^
We like to think about random stuff?
And cool stuff?

And it's actually much more glamorous and interesting to talk about potential zombies, not some fucking drugs.

 

[PoisonMouse]

What's going on is that because of the big cannibalism story this week, people are noticing these incidents more and reporting them more because it's the 'big thing' now. Honestly, cannibalism happens alot, probably more than most people realize. It's reported alot too, it's just people are now noticing these stories because it's sort of "indented" into their brain. Alot of murderers chop up and eat their victim's body parts, I wouldn't call it a "zombie apocalypse" just people being sick and crazy. Last I checked, zombies didn't store their victim's body parts or cook them. The initial Miami story WAS pretty weird, though.

 

[chargebeam]

But who knows? Maybe human flesh is actually tasty. Just like in Always Sunny.

 

[Borias]

Everyone knows you have to eat the heart AND the brain to gain their powers. He's just ahead of the curve.

 

[swagger_ROCKS]

Seems legit. Gonna go blueprint my strategy. (Y)

 

[Hypno]

Sigh, this zombie shit is annoying.
There's a difference between drugged up cannibals and zombies. Zombies are dead. Cannibals are not.
I can't just go outside one day, eat someone and be like HERPDEDERP IM A ZOMBIE. No. I'd just be some sick fuck.

/nerdrage.

 

[Borias]

What about the ragezombies from 28 days later?

 

[Hypno]

They're pretty much known as just people infected with the rage virus. It can be argued that they were dead in way, because there was nothing that could be done to bring them back, but not many people (from what I've heard/read) have classed them as actual zombies.
Still a good infection movie/series nevertheless.

Edit: Eh, now that I think about it, they are zombies in a way. Just not the usual zombie stereotype. But at least they were infected with the rage virus, these people committing those crimes are just sick.

 

[Evolution]

I'm stocking up on Twinkies!

 

[THANOS]

I'm stocking up on Twinkies!

Well played!! :lmao

If we were all like Woody Harrelson, any zombie apocalypse would be a piece of twinkie!

 

[Stax Classic]

Over reaction to normal, every day occurrences, over a wide selection of area. Not like it's a concentrated area.