RAW IS WAR!
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After the intro the crowd in Kansas City Missouri are going nuts! But that soon changes as The Corporation's theme hits with Vince McMahon, Shane McMahon, Pat Patterson, Gerald Brisco, Big Bossman & The Rock makes there way down the ramp. Vince grabs a mic & yells at the fans to shut up & listen to what he has to say. He says that last night was a travesty, that Stone Cold Steve Austin stole the Royal Rumble win & will never win the WWF Championship again. He then says the ONLY good thing about last night was that his man, the face of the World Wrestling Federation The Rock, got his World Wrestling Federation Championship belt back in the corner of The Corporation. Rock grabs a mic & says that he destroyed the fat, overweight, stinking, steaming, pile of rooty-poo monkey crap Mankind at the Royal Rumble. That he beat the family maniac senseless & that the bastard couldn't make it tonight. Just then Mankind's music hits 7 the crowd explode & says he was unconscious & had a concussion but did NOT remember saying I Quit. He then goes on & says does it not sound just like the interview at the end of Heat? He then challenges The Rock to a rematch at St Valentine's Day Massercre, inside a Steel Cage! The Rock declines, but says he'll face him next week IF he would agree to a Ladder match at STVDM! Mankind says he's not ready yet....He then gets up & turns around & takes off his button up shirt & mask....BUT CACTUS JACK IS!!!! He runs down the ramp & starts brawling with Rocky. Bossman goes to hit Cactus with the nightstick but Cactus ducks & he hits the WWF Champ! Jack rolls out the ring & gets a barbed wire bat & everyone runs away as Jack picks up the WWF belt & raised it above his head.
GILLBERG & THE BLUE MEANIE VS HEADBANGERS
This would be a decent comedy match but there is 2 familiar faces in the front row. It's ECW Wrestlers Bubba & D-Von Dudley! They don't acknowledge anyone though until the end when Gillberg speared Mosh & D-Von attacked him! The Dudley Boyz beat down the Headbangers & Gillberg but Blue Meanie tried to save the 3 men but gets 3D'ed by the ECW Invaders! Security drags the 2 men backstage & out the arena as they shout "THE INVASION'S JUST GETTING STARTED!" before getting booted out the arena.
JEFF JARRETT & OWEN HART VS NEW AGE OUTLAWS
A good match between the 2 teams, with the right leg of Roaddog getting worn over by the Tag Team champions. During the match Hart gives Jeff a guitar & Jarrett whacks Road over the head with it! 1! 2! NO! Billy breaks it up! Dog gives Gunn the hot-tag & Billy goes nuts on the 2 men. Owen climbs up top & goes for a top rope clothesline but Gunn reverses & hits a huge lariat! 2 Count only for Mr Ass. Jarrett went for the Stroke but Billy reverses, FAME-ASSER! 3 count! NAO wins the match! From behind! Christian & Edge attack the New Age Outlaws from behind! The vampire's beat down the multiple time World Tag Champions.
Lilian Garcia is backstage with a intense looking Triple H. Lilian asks Hunter what his thoughts where on Steve Austin winning the Royal Rumble. Triple just ignores her then asks her why should he care? She then asks him about his match against Big Bossman. H tells her that Bossman just added a stipulation that the winner faces X-Pac at STVDM for the European Title. He says that him & Pac are best friends & have been for a long time. But that's not going to help him come STVDM. He then tells Big Bossman to get ready for the ass-kicking of a lifetime.
Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme hits & the crowd are practically exploding with excitement as the former WWF Champ taunts on the turnbuckles. He gets a microphone & says that he feels like he's on cloud nine! After winning the Royal Rumble not once, not twice, but now 3 times in a row! & getting his hands on Vinny Mac in the process. Just then Vince turns up on the ring ramp & says that Austin cheated to win the RR. Stone Cold replies saying how can you cheat in a battle royal you stupid son of a bitch? The crowd goes nuts for Austin as he rips into McMahon. Then Vince challenges Austin to a 2 on 1 handicap match at STVDM! Austin then says he'll accept if he makes it a tag match & that his team chooses the stipulation. McMahon counters saying that only if he puts his RR win on the line & that he's not allowed to even touch anyone in The Corporation. Steve says he'll accept ONLY if they can't touch him or his chosen partner. Vince accepts & asks him who's the unfortunate soul who will be your partner? Then Steve looks up with a sick smile plastered on his face & says his partner has no soul. The lights go out &....OH MY GOD! IT'S THE UNDERTAKER! Taker grabs McMahon by the neck chokeslams him off the stage! (The Ministry hasn't formed YET in this universe)
BIG BOSSMAN VS TRIPLE H
H & Bossman put on a great little match with X-Pac on commentary. Pac during the match gets booted out of his chair by Bossman & he is unconscious for the next 8 minutes. Bossman beats down the former Intercontinental Champion with no mercy but Triple H fights back with his brawling ability. During the last 5 minutes a man in a Luchador-type mask comes from the crowd & distracts the referee! Bossman hits Hunter with his nightstick! 1! 2! X-PAC BREAKS IT UP! X FACTOR ONTO TH EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP! Helmsley hits a pedigree! 1! 2! 3! TRIPLE H VS X-PAC AT ST VALENTINE'S DAY MASSERCRE! X-Pac is in the ring & pulls the masked man in the ring.....It's Shane McMahon! Shane gets hit with a Pedigree & a X-Factor! Trips & Pac shake hands with each other & wish each other good luck.
THE ROCK VS KEN SHAMROCK VS X-PAC
Rock & Shamrock straight away double team X-Pac & for 7 minutes works on the left leg & had area of the European Champion. Shamrock's biggest move was when he & Rock was on the top rope & Rocky was trying to suplex the Intercontinental Champ to the outside but Ken grabs Rock's waist & belly to belly's him off the top & through the announcers table! X-Pac hit Shamrock with a sunset flip powerbomb with tremendous force! & The Rock hit a Rock Bottom to Pac through the Spanish table! The Rock hits Ken with the WWF Belt but he rolls out the ring & X & Rocky trade blows. Rock Bottom! The People's Champion is not through though, he goes for the Peoples Elbow.....BUT CACTUS JACK OUT OF NOWHERE HITS HIM WITH A BARBED WIRE BAT TO THE FACE!!! Pac puts his arm over the WWF Champ! OH MY GOD! A HUGE UPSET FOR THE EUROPEAN CHAMPION! Cactus swings his barbed wire bat around like a madman & climbs up the top rope, elbow drop off the top rope using the bat as a weapon driving it into Rock's face!
THE END
ST VALENTINE'S DAY MASSERCRE MATCHCARD:
1: X-Pac vs Triple H for the European Championship!
2: Stone Cold Steve Austin & The Undertaker vs Vince McMahon & ??? with Stone Cold's Royal Rumble spot on the line!
3: The Rock vs Cactus Jack in a Ladder match for the WWF Championship!