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WWE Newsire: Shit's Going Down!
After Vincent Kennedy McMahon announced there would be no Wrestlemania 28, a storm of news swept through the WWE universe, and it was quite the circus. No one had a good reason, and with Vince McMahon saying "I Did It for the Rock," it seemed that cryptic answers were all that we were going to get.
Then came tragedy. On Monday Night Raw, Vince had planned to stage another death of his so he could take vacation time and get away from the WWE. Vince demanded they film the segment live, so he could "really feel it," and they planned to have him in one car and then another car in the backstage parking lot that would explode and pose as Mr. McMahon's own limo. With one special effects mistake, the explosion device was placed in the limo Mr. McMahon would actually end up climbing in himself, and when it blew up, it was all over. Vincent Kennedy McMahon was dead.
This is the man who is- oh fuck Google, that's not Triple H.
This is the man who is taking over the company. The heralded husband of Stephanie McMahon, a longtime veteran of the company. It was said that he was already taking a hand in the creative process before Mr. McMahon's death, but now he's truly taking over the business, and bringing a new direction to a company that many have said is either directionless, childish, or fucking stupid. As it is now May 1st, 2011, and the date for Wrestlemania has long since passed, Triple H has said they're simply restarting the wheel as if nothing ever happened, because "that old dead guy" would have wanted it this way. Backlash is scheduled for just a few weeks, with no feuds, and very little direction, due to Mr. McMahon scheduling the last couple episodes of Raw and Smackdown with half-hour posedowns, pillow fights with Hornswoggle, and Live Sex Celebrations that saw him receive hundreds of lawsuits because "that's not what a PG show is about, ya ******."
So here we are. A new era. What can we expect? Who knows, but we should all be on our knees. Because Triple H wants us to suck it.
Oh and HHH released this quick statement a few hours ago in a tweet:
"I don't give a shit about Superstars. Neither do you. Show cancelled."
and also this tweet:
Guess changes are already in motion.