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So I figured it may be fun to goof off and come up with something new to do. Yankovic style lyrics for some of our favorite WWE Superstar Entrances. I know what the fuck right? LOL
TROLL AWAY
Here is my WWE White and Nerdy megamix....
SHEAMUS' Theme "From Great White to..."
Breed the worms that are sitting in my place......
Why I eat them? I just eat them...
It's a shame to share the lobster head'
A school of salmon could wind up dead
You wear your fin like it's some kind of prize
TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!!!!! TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
These worms are true and I'll make you eat them!
You fight for every subtle kelp to eat.......
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And you share your prowess well,
And I will "sea" you, I'm Moby Dick from HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(fadeout)
VINCE'S Theme"Laundry Day"
NO PANTS! That's what you got!
Washing machine too strong...
Pretty panties spinning, but your quarter slots all wrong...
FUCK IT!!!
I'll go tomorrow night...
But stained my jeans for the umpteenth time...
I got do it tonight...
Cause I got......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PANTS
NO PANTS IN HELL(I've Got)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PANTS
NO PANTS IN HELL(I've Got)
NOOOO PANTS
NO PANTS IN HELL...
(fadeout)
[Broken Glass]
WHAT?
(fadeout)
TRIPLE H'S Theme"
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
(Weird Al laugh)
It's all about the game, and how you play it.
All rent control, and if you can take it.
All about that debt, and if you can pay it.
It's all about GO, and who's gonna make it.
I am the Racecar, YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY ME!
Thimble YOU BLOW, no way you can chase me.
I have Boardwalk and Park Place, no way you can pay me...
Rolling a pair? BITCH PLEASE? You disgrace me!
Man on horseback, are you ready to run?
Can you invest in free parking? You're incredibly dumb....
Hotels all over the board, now I make the rules.
So move on my railroad, or pay the income tax, FOOL!
Try and figure out what my move's gonna be.
Throw me in jail, sucker, IT DON'T BOTHER ME.
Don't you forget there's a card you can play.
GET OUT OF JAIL FREE! Now I'm on my way...
(fadeout)
JOHN CENA's Theme"The Devil Went Heads Down: The Battle of Armageddon"
(Weird Al's accordion replaces those well known horns)
We need a quarter!
Angel: Your dime is heads up.
Demon: My dime is heads down!
Angel: You don't see it? You think that dime is heads down?
Demon: Franklin D Roosevelt's head is definitely down!
Angel: You don't see it?
Demon: That dime is head's down!
Angel: In case you forgot this coin toss was to freeze hell off...
Demon: Shut up Angel, I'll knock your halo off!
Angel: Alright the money's heads down, but you won't get this thing off!
Demon: See this pitchfork? It's doing big business, I live this!
Angel: No it's automatic I win this. Knock your horns off and you finished...
Demon: I'm Satan's soldier, and I stay under you fighting.
Angel: Well God's stormin on you chumps with his thunder and lightning...
Demon: Ain't no way you breakin hell's gate, it never fails!
Angel: Jonah picked that lock, like he got out of that whale.
Demon: Well we got the holy grail, while Jesus was fishing, and John was bitchin...
Angel: Wow! The grail's your competition, no wonder you ain't listening.
Demon: NO WAIT! I won the toss so it's hell's date...
Angel: Get your soul straight, a coin toss? For the world's fate?
Demon: It ain't whether, heaven is better, you boys lost.
Angel: You'll never win devil, not even if your next plan's better.
Demon:If you hate, let you hate, hell will drop ya whole clan...
Angel: Armageddon is on! God vs. Satan the END PLAN.........
TROLL AWAY
Here is my WWE White and Nerdy megamix....
SHEAMUS' Theme "From Great White to..."
Breed the worms that are sitting in my place......
Why I eat them? I just eat them...
It's a shame to share the lobster head'
A school of salmon could wind up dead
You wear your fin like it's some kind of prize
TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!!!!! TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
These worms are true and I'll make you eat them!
You fight for every subtle kelp to eat.......
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And you share your prowess well,
And I will "sea" you, I'm Moby Dick from HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(fadeout)
VINCE'S Theme"Laundry Day"
NO PANTS! That's what you got!
Washing machine too strong...
Pretty panties spinning, but your quarter slots all wrong...
FUCK IT!!!
I'll go tomorrow night...
But stained my jeans for the umpteenth time...
I got do it tonight...
Cause I got......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PANTS
NO PANTS IN HELL(I've Got)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PANTS
NO PANTS IN HELL(I've Got)
NOOOO PANTS
NO PANTS IN HELL...
(fadeout)
[Broken Glass]
WHAT?
(fadeout)
TRIPLE H'S Theme"
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
(Weird Al laugh)
It's all about the game, and how you play it.
All rent control, and if you can take it.
All about that debt, and if you can pay it.
It's all about GO, and who's gonna make it.
I am the Racecar, YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY ME!
Thimble YOU BLOW, no way you can chase me.
I have Boardwalk and Park Place, no way you can pay me...
Rolling a pair? BITCH PLEASE? You disgrace me!
Man on horseback, are you ready to run?
Can you invest in free parking? You're incredibly dumb....
Hotels all over the board, now I make the rules.
So move on my railroad, or pay the income tax, FOOL!
Try and figure out what my move's gonna be.
Throw me in jail, sucker, IT DON'T BOTHER ME.
Don't you forget there's a card you can play.
GET OUT OF JAIL FREE! Now I'm on my way...
(fadeout)
JOHN CENA's Theme"The Devil Went Heads Down: The Battle of Armageddon"
(Weird Al's accordion replaces those well known horns)
We need a quarter!
Angel: Your dime is heads up.
Demon: My dime is heads down!
Angel: You don't see it? You think that dime is heads down?
Demon: Franklin D Roosevelt's head is definitely down!
Angel: You don't see it?
Demon: That dime is head's down!
Angel: In case you forgot this coin toss was to freeze hell off...
Demon: Shut up Angel, I'll knock your halo off!
Angel: Alright the money's heads down, but you won't get this thing off!
Demon: See this pitchfork? It's doing big business, I live this!
Angel: No it's automatic I win this. Knock your horns off and you finished...
Demon: I'm Satan's soldier, and I stay under you fighting.
Angel: Well God's stormin on you chumps with his thunder and lightning...
Demon: Ain't no way you breakin hell's gate, it never fails!
Angel: Jonah picked that lock, like he got out of that whale.
Demon: Well we got the holy grail, while Jesus was fishing, and John was bitchin...
Angel: Wow! The grail's your competition, no wonder you ain't listening.
Demon: NO WAIT! I won the toss so it's hell's date...
Angel: Get your soul straight, a coin toss? For the world's fate?
Demon: It ain't whether, heaven is better, you boys lost.
Angel: You'll never win devil, not even if your next plan's better.
Demon:If you hate, let you hate, hell will drop ya whole clan...
Angel: Armageddon is on! God vs. Satan the END PLAN.........