[LINK]

So I figured it may be fun to goof off and come up with something new to do. Yankovic style lyrics for some of our favorite WWE Superstar Entrances. I know what the fuck right? LOL

TROLL AWAY

Here is my WWE White and Nerdy megamix....

SHEAMUS' Theme "From Great White to..."
Breed the worms that are sitting in my place......
Why I eat them? I just eat them...

It's a shame to share the lobster head'
A school of salmon could wind up dead
You wear your fin like it's some kind of prize
TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!!!!! TOO MANY LIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
These worms are true and I'll make you eat them!
You fight for every subtle kelp to eat.......
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And you share your prowess well,
And I will "sea" you, I'm Moby Dick from HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(fadeout)

VINCE'S Theme"Laundry Day"
NO PANTS! That's what you got!
Washing machine too strong...
Pretty panties spinning, but your quarter slots all wrong...
FUCK IT!!!
I'll go tomorrow night...
But stained my jeans for the umpteenth time...
I got do it tonight...
Cause I got......

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PANTS
NO PANTS IN HELL(I've Got)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PANTS
NO PANTS IN HELL(I've Got)
NOOOO PANTS
NO PANTS IN HELL...
(fadeout)

[Broken Glass]
WHAT?
(fadeout)

TRIPLE H'S Theme"
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
(Weird Al laugh)

It's all about the game, and how you play it.
All rent control, and if you can take it.
All about that debt, and if you can pay it.
It's all about GO, and who's gonna make it.

I am the Racecar, YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY ME!
Thimble YOU BLOW, no way you can chase me.
I have Boardwalk and Park Place, no way you can pay me...
Rolling a pair? BITCH PLEASE? You disgrace me!

Man on horseback, are you ready to run?
Can you invest in free parking? You're incredibly dumb....
Hotels all over the board, now I make the rules.
So move on my railroad, or pay the income tax, FOOL!

Try and figure out what my move's gonna be.
Throw me in jail, sucker, IT DON'T BOTHER ME.
Don't you forget there's a card you can play.
GET OUT OF JAIL FREE! Now I'm on my way...
(fadeout)

JOHN CENA's Theme"The Devil Went Heads Down: The Battle of Armageddon"

(Weird Al's accordion replaces those well known horns)

We need a quarter!

Angel: Your dime is heads up.
Demon: My dime is heads down!
Angel: You don't see it? You think that dime is heads down?
Demon: Franklin D Roosevelt's head is definitely down!
Angel: You don't see it?
Demon: That dime is head's down!

Angel: In case you forgot this coin toss was to freeze hell off...
Demon: Shut up Angel, I'll knock your halo off!
Angel: Alright the money's heads down, but you won't get this thing off!
Demon: See this pitchfork? It's doing big business, I live this!
Angel: No it's automatic I win this. Knock your horns off and you finished...

Demon: I'm Satan's soldier, and I stay under you fighting.
Angel: Well God's stormin on you chumps with his thunder and lightning...
Demon: Ain't no way you breakin hell's gate, it never fails!
Angel: Jonah picked that lock, like he got out of that whale.
Demon: Well we got the holy grail, while Jesus was fishing, and John was bitchin...
Angel: Wow! The grail's your competition, no wonder you ain't listening.
Demon: NO WAIT! I won the toss so it's hell's date...
Angel: Get your soul straight, a coin toss? For the world's fate?
Demon: It ain't whether, heaven is better, you boys lost.
Angel: You'll never win devil, not even if your next plan's better.
Demon:If you hate, let you hate, hell will drop ya whole clan...
Angel: Armageddon is on! God vs. Satan the END PLAN.........

 

[KYRA BATARA]

Well, I can appreciate the effort you put into this.

The John Cena one was amusing.

 

[Kane Kong]

I repped this, and am still laughing. Very creative. Ill try to think of a good one.

 

[All Petite Wrestling]

You're Pretty Good.

 

[Kane Kong]

Since no one else has tried, Ill take a turn. its not nearly as good at yours, but hey, I tried.

Dedicated to the Still real to me, Dammit! guy.

Hulk Hogan:

I am a real wrestling fan...

I watch those fights of man to man..

I am a real wrestling fan..

The fights are alright, I watch them all night!

It comes crashing down and it hurts inside,

when you say its fake and I want to die!

Well you hurt heart and you hurt my pride,

I gotta be a man, Ill give you a Last Ride!

I am a real wrestling fan...

I watch those fights of man to man..

I am a real wrestling fan..

The fights are alright, I watch them all night!

I feel a face is right, a heel is wrong,

And I dont think kayfabe is gone for long!

I got something deep inside you see, cause you know wrestling is still real to me!

I gotta be a man, Ill give you a Last Ride!

I am a real wrestling fan...

I watch those fights of man to man..

I am a real wrestling fan..

The fights are alright, I watch them all night!

 

[RyanPelley]

REAL AMERICAN:
When your car's crashing down and your son's inside....

 

[Mr. Saintan]

I lol'd. If u could record them and upload them on youtube, you'd probably get more attempts at theme parodies by other people.

 

[GOON]

REAL AMERICAN:
When your car's crashing down and your son's inside....

tasteless and unfunny. blocked and reported. i'm legit sickened by this.

 

[LINK]

Since no one else has tried, Ill take a turn. its not nearly as good at yours, but hey, I tried.

Dedicated to the Still real to me, Dammit! guy.

Hulk Hogan:

I am a real wrestling fan...

I watch those fights of man to man..

I am a real wrestling fan..

The fights are alright, I watch them all night!

It comes crashing down and it hurts inside,

when you say its fake and I want to die!

Well you hurt heart and you hurt my pride,

I gotta be a man, Ill give you a Last Ride!

I am a real wrestling fan...

I watch those fights of man to man..

I am a real wrestling fan..

The fights are alright, I watch them all night!

I feel a face is right, a heel is wrong,

And I dont think kayfabe is gone for long!

I got something deep inside you see, cause you know wrestling is still real to me!

I gotta be a man, Ill give you a Last Ride!

I am a real wrestling fan...

I watch those fights of man to man..

I am a real wrestling fan..

The fights are alright, I watch them all night!

These are funny. Above and below.

REAL AMERICAN:
When your car's crashing down and your son's inside....

I lol'd. If u could record them and upload them on youtube, you'd probably get more attempts at theme parodies by other people.

I actually might do this lol. I had a lot of fun doing this.

Thanks for the read!

 

[Jaksonian224]

Pretty good hombre

 

[Small Potatos]

TRIPLE H'S Theme"
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME
(Weird Al laugh)

It's all about the game, and how you play it.
All rent control, and if you can take it.
All about that debt, and if you can pay it.
It's all about GO, and who's gonna make it.

I am the Racecar, YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY ME!
Thimble YOU BLOW, no way you can chase me.
I have Boardwalk and Park Place, no way you can pay me...
Rolling a pair? BITCH PLEASE? You disgrace me!

Man on horseback, are you ready to run?
Can you invest in free parking? You're incredibly dumb....
Hotels all over the board, now I make the rules.
So move on my railroad, or pay the income tax, FOOL!

Try and figure out what my move's gonna be.
Throw me in jail, sucker, IT DON'T BOTHER ME.
Don't you forget there's a card you can play.
GET OUT OF JAIL FREE! Now I'm on my way...
(fadeout)

This one is fucking hilarious. I love how you slow played it. The GO is the first monopoly term and then the racecar lol. That shit is funny. You should do this as a video.

 

[samizayn]

Had a quick stab:

Please Don't Fire Me Vince - Zack Ryder
Oh, Vinnie Mac, I beg you don't give me the sack.
I like to win on the supershow
I like to pin the heels down
But I've been a jobber for three months
The company don't want me goin' over no more

They put a stop to my push, yeah
I look at Santino now
How is he a better champ than me?
Ha ha ha...
Oh Vinnie Mac, I beg you don't give me the sack

 

[Shazayum]

IF YA SMELL...WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN.....

 

[LINK]

Had a quick stab:

Please Don't Fire Me Vince - Zack Ryder
Oh, Vinnie Mac, I beg you don't give me the sack.
I like to win on the supershow
I like to pin the heels down
But I've been a jobber for three months
The company don't want me goin' over no more

They put a stop to my push, yeah
I look at Santino now
How is he a better champ than me?
Ha ha ha...
Oh Vinnie Mac, I beg you don't give me the sack

OMG :lmao Come on peeps let's hear some more.

If no one else responds "you are entering a world of pain. A WORLD OF PAIN. MARK IT FUCKING ZERO!"

 

[FlemmingLemming]

Eve (The Hoeski Anthem)

She's a hoeski
She's got everthing you want
But you'll get an STD.

BOOM

What the heck
I was Jamaican
What the heck
And now i'm African
What the heck
My music's still Jamaican?
What the heck

I would do R-Truths but I couldn't come up with anything crazier than the real lyrics.

Mark Henry (Worlds Fattest Man)
Somebody pass me the biscuits
Somebody made a banana split
Don't like cream unless you whipped it
All you can eat, now i'm with it

Eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Breaking bread, breaking bread
Eat 'em up, eat 'em up
Breaking bread, breaking bread

 

[Stone Cold Steve Urkel]

Oh, this is gonna be terrible

Work Life
So... You're some kind of slacker...


Work life! This is basic economics
This is ba-basic economics Work life!
Un-hirable but I'm asking you to hire me

Whether filing, or cleaning, my work ethics is unforgiving
See me taking orders for the higher up positions
A bus boy or greeter, heavy tip receiver
Gum under the tables, the scraper's gonna peal 'em
Teens laugh at me, stare at me and point
Can't a guy relax while he's smoking a joint?
My manager'll yell at me, tell me that I'm on strike two
You know what, kid? CLEAN YOUR OWN DOO DOO!
Back home, with no job, watching Netflix
I'm in the nicest man cave, mommy's basement
Living so lavish, help my folks with the shopping
Can't get my drink on, if there's no soda-popping
Now I have a new job, but it requires a lot of hopping
Working the streets, and it's no time for stopping
Knee pads strapped tight, so the skin won't be scraping
"Take it like a man" he says, "it's just a little ______"

Work life! This is basic economics

 

[Small Potatos]

Oh, this is gonna be terrible

Work Life
So... You're some kind of slacker...


Work life! This is basic economics
This is ba-basic economics Work life!
Un-hirable but I'm asking you to hire me

Whether filing, or cleaning, my work ethics is unforgiving
See me taking orders for the higher up positions
A bus boy or greeter, heavy tip receiver
Gum under the tables, the scraper's gonna peal 'em
Teens laugh at me, stare at me and point
Can't a guy relax while he's smoking a joint?
My manager'll yell at me, tell me that I'm on strike two
You know what, kid? CLEAN YOUR OWN DOO DOO!
Back home, with no job, watching Netflix
I'm in the nicest man cave, mommy's basement
Living so lavish, help my folks with the shopping
Can't get my drink on, if there's no soda-popping
Now I have a new job, but it requires a lot of hopping
Working the streets, and it's no time for stopping
Knee pads strapped tight, so the skin won't be scraping
"Take it like a man" he says, "it's just a little ______"

Work life! This is basic economics

Not at all, this is fucking funny!

 

[thepogotribe]

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND YOUR WIFES ALIVE DUDUDUDUDDUUDDUUD YOU SHOULD SIGN A PRENUP THERE IS NO HOPE TO HIDE DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU YOU GOT BE A MAN PAYING ALL OF YOUR LIFE , IM A REAL AMERICAN PAYING DEBTS TO EVERY WIFE I AM A REAL AMERICAN PAYING THOSE DEBTHS PAY FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!

 

[Xander45]

Oh, this is gonna be terrible

Work Life
So... You're some kind of slacker...


Work life! This is basic economics
This is ba-basic economics Work life!
Un-hirable but I'm asking you to hire me

Whether filing, or cleaning, my work ethics is unforgiving
See me taking orders for the higher up positions
A bus boy or greeter, heavy tip receiver
Gum under the tables, the scraper's gonna peal 'em
Teens laugh at me, stare at me and point
Can't a guy relax while he's smoking a joint?
My manager'll yell at me, tell me that I'm on strike two
You know what, kid? CLEAN YOUR OWN DOO DOO!
Back home, with no job, watching Netflix
I'm in the nicest man cave, mommy's basement
Living so lavish, help my folks with the shopping
Can't get my drink on, if there's no soda-popping
Now I have a new job, but it requires a lot of hopping
Working the streets, and it's no time for stopping
Knee pads strapped tight, so the skin won't be scraping
"Take it like a man" he says, "it's just a little ______"

Work life! This is basic economics

This is the best one in this thread by a mile, I can actually see a video for it.

 

[LINK]

Oh, this is gonna be terrible

Work Life
So... You're some kind of slacker...


Work life! This is basic economics
This is ba-basic economics Work life!
Un-hirable but I'm asking you to hire me

Whether filing, or cleaning, my work ethics is unforgiving
See me taking orders for the higher up positions
A bus boy or greeter, heavy tip receiver
Gum under the tables, the scraper's gonna peal 'em
Teens laugh at me, stare at me and point
Can't a guy relax while he's smoking a joint?
My manager'll yell at me, tell me that I'm on strike two
You know what, kid? CLEAN YOUR OWN DOO DOO!
Back home, with no job, watching Netflix
I'm in the nicest man cave, mommy's basement
Living so lavish, help my folks with the shopping
Can't get my drink on, if there's no soda-popping
Now I have a new job, but it requires a lot of hopping
Working the streets, and it's no time for stopping
Knee pads strapped tight, so the skin won't be scraping
"Take it like a man" he says, "it's just a little ______"

Work life! This is basic economics

This one is good. I got a few more..........

Randy Orton THEME

I have little boys here in my head,
They play with me...
They do handstands...:cool2
The pope love's me!

[OOOWWWWWWWWWWWW CHA MON]

You got your boobs and your big asses,
I got my Never-land and Macaulay Culkin's lil' face,
But when SI chicks start a fading,
You'll turn kiddie porn on in their place.

I have a boy that is my slave here,
Too disturbing for your plate?
I have boys here in my mansion,
While you can't get a date...

I kept Motown smiling...
I say the media's lying...
I like to fake my dying...
I feel thriller zombies rising...

I have little boys here in my head...
They play with me...
They do handstands...
THE POPE LOVES ME!
THE POPE LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

They learned 'Man in the Mirror', the moonwalk too!
They like Beat It, Bad and spinning...OOOOOO
THE POPE LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[CHA MON WIT ME]

Edge THEME

Ham or bologna?

On this day, I see pastrami.
But man, love that olive loaf and rye.
Bring some plates and some honey
mustard, this picnic's gonnnnna beee alrigght

On this day, at the DELLLLLLLI....
Twenty breads, ALLL LA RIGHT..
Another cheese, OH FUCK THIS IS A DREAM
Another cheese to feed,
Cheese to FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MY WIFFFFFFFFEE.....

I've been to the deli, once or TWICE....
Never so much cheese, for MY FAT WIFE!
OHHHHHHHHH this cheese is GETTING ME LAAAAAAAAAAIDDDDDDDDD...

On this day, I ate real meat....
Had my pastrami and RYYYYYYYYYYYE...
BROKE those plates and ate the cheese...
AND I DID IT IN..... I DID IT IN HERRRRRR BEEEEHINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.........

HBK THEME

SO... SO... SO... WRONG

I think I'm mute.
I know I'm stretchy.
I've got some books,
That teach me... to keep quiet.
I've got the moves, not really moving.
I fake spills.
Using my best signs....

I'm just a STRETCHY MIME,
STRETCHY MIME
I'm not your MIME CRIME
MIME CRIME
I'm just a STRETCHY MIME,
STRETCHY MIME
I'm not your MIME CRIME,
MIME CRIME

I draw a box.
Then I shiver.
I draw a horse,
Then I ride him around...:lmao:lmao:lmao
Pull that rope,
Then I mope,
I make 'em feel,
Like I'm a real MIME...

I'm just a STRETCHY MIME,
STRETCHY MIME
I'm not your MIME CRIME
MIME CRIME
I'm just a STRETCHY MIME,
STRETCHY MIME
I'm not your MIME CRIME,
MIME CRIME

Get the fuck out my box, girls.
What? You think it pays to be a MIME?