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Hi everyone im starting my own BTB, WWE New direction. I will start with the current Raw and Smackdown rosters but my first episode of Raw will be the draft lottery and you can expect some changes. The champions will be the same they are as follows
RAW- World heavyweight Champion- Batista
Intercontinental- Shelton Benjamin
Tag Team Champs- Hurricane and Rosey
womens- Trish Stratus
Smack down- Undisputed Champion- John Cena
US champion- Orlando Jordan
Tag Champions- MNM
Cruiserweight- Paul London
I will start with Raw a few weeks after judgement day, and tonight is the draft lottery, the only thing i have changed is that Chris Jericho is the number one contender for the WWE title on Raw.
JR- Hello everybody and welcome to what promises to be a historic night in the history of the WWE, the draft lottery is tonight,
The King- thats right JR, theres no telling whats going to happen tonight, we might even lose HHH to smackdown or even worse, stacy keibler.
JR- Oh sure that would be just awful ( sarcastic Voice)
no chance hits and Vince mcMahon makes his way out...
JR- here comes the boss lets see what he has to say.
[COLOR=Red]Vince- As you all no tonight is the draft lottery where the rosters are going to be shook up and NO-ONE is exempt, this includes champions, commentators and referees. However the draft is only the beginning, even I have noticed that things have become a little boring in the WWE as of late and in the coming weeks that will change. To begin with The King of the Ring will return in a few weeks where I guarrentee new superstars will be born, no longer will the titles be dominated by the same people as the winner will recieve an automatic title shot. Now the Draft will begin after this next match, So damn it lets get this show on the road. And if you think this is big wait till you see Smackdown lets just say theres going to be some new faces and some old faces coming to the WWE tonight is only the beggining[/COLOR]
no chance plays as Vince leaves.
The King- Wow the king of the ring is back JR
JR- I heard king, but what other changes is McMahon talking about i guess we're gonna see in the up coming weeks
Aint no stopping me now plays and shelton benjamin makes his way to the ring
Lillian garcia- the folloing match is scheduled for one fall introducing first from orangeburg S.C WWE intercontinental champion Shelton Benjamin.Muhammad Hassans Music Plays
Lillian Garcia- and introducing his opponent weighing in at 243 pounds from detroit michigan accompaned by Davairi, Muhammed Hassan
JR- King this should be some way to open a historic Raw a non title match between shelton Benjamin and that no good Anti-American Mohammad Hassan,
King- Well JR im not Benjamins biggest fan but id root for anyone over Hassan
Match 1-The match kicks off Hassan gets an early advantage after davairi distracts benjamin by shouting at him about the treatment of arabs in america. He uses a downward spiral right away and looks for an early win, but benjamin gets the shoulder up at 2. He picks up Benjamin and whips him into the turnbuckle and kicks him in the gut a few times, benjamin fights back and knocks Hassan back a few paces, he then runs at Hassan but gets nailed with a sidewalk slam, but again kicks out. Hassan then lifts up Benjamin and whips him into the opposite turn buckle, but this time Benjamin shows brilliant athletisism to jump to the top rope in 1 go and cross body Hassan, he waits for hassan to get up then give him a perfect arm drag then right after that a dropkick. He lifts up Hassan and pushes him into the corner and starts kicking him but Hassan catches his foot and spins him around, Benjamin spins 360 degrees and spinning heel kicks him into the corner, Benjamin takes a few steps back ready for the big splash but davari grabs his foot and wont let go, Hassan then runs out the corner and hits Benjamin with a clothesline he picks him back up and delivers a suplex then looks for the camel clutch finisher, but Benjamin battles out so hassan starts to punch him then benjamin fights back then runs into the ropes where Davari trips him up again, then as the ref warns davari, Hassan lowblows benjamin and puts on the camel clutch, Benjamin is forced to submit.
Your winner and still undefeated in WWE, muhammed Hassan
King- hey if Hassan beat Benjamin does that make him number 1 contender for the intercontinental championship
JR- You can bet Hassan will say that, you can be sure we aint seen the last of these 2 folks.
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Raw returns and Both general managers are standing ready to make there 1st draft picks.
Eric Bishoff- Well well well Mr Long its time for Raw to steal what little talent you have on smackdown so lets see who will be joining the superior brand shall we. bishoff picks a name reads it and smiles, now this i like ladies and gentlemen Raw has just made a BIG aquisition in fact Raw has just made the biggest aquisition in the WWE, please welcome all 7 foot 2, 500 pounds of the big show!!!
King- What!!!
JR- all right!!! what a pick for Raw the biggest athlete in professional wrestling, the big show is now property of WWE Raw.
the big show is shown in the back looking shocked but not dissapointed
Theodore Long- Holla, holla playa. now i wont lie thats a great pick and Smackdown will be sad to see the bigshow leave but dont get too cocky Mr Bischoff, lets see who'll be joining the blue team from now on ya' feel me. Long picks a name, OHH Hola hola hola You may have got The biggest WWE superstar but this guy is big in his own way- he is Larger than life, he is Y2J, Chris Jericho, you better believe that
JR- but he's the number 1 contender to face Batista
King- not anymore JR HAHAHA, we wont have to sit through another Highlight reel again
backstage the coach interviews Chris Jericho.
Coach- Chris, chris, chris we will all be sooo sorry to see you leave, but what are your thoughts on having to leave Raw and go to Smackdown, even though you are the number 1 contender here.
Jericho- First of all Coach im gonna tell you what every jerichoholic in this arena is thinking, and that is- Coach will you please SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! now ill tell you what im going to do. Im going to show up on smackdown, and im going to give every person on that roster a Y2J beating that they will never-eeeeever forget, and then when the time is right I will challenge that snoop dog wannabe, Vannila Ice impersonator John Cena and become the WWE champion for the 2nd time.
visceras music plays*
Lillian Garcia- the following match is scheduled for 1 fall introducing 1st weighing in at 485 pounds from Harlem N.Y Viscera.
Simon Deans music hits
JR- wait a minute, Simon Dean is not Visceras schedualed opponent here tonight
King- now just wait one second i think viscera would do well to listen to what Simon has to say, i mean come on JR Viscera should lay off the nachos a bit huh?
Simon Dean- Now Viscera before you get all mad, i want you to know im not here to fight you, im here to help you. Now don't get me wrong your a good wrestler but with my patented Simon System you could be a great wrestler- cause lets be honest you could stand to lose a few pounds- a few hundred pounds, i mean you look like the type of guy who has his own area code. so what im gonna do is make you up a simon shake. Hey it might even make you more lucky with the ladies.
Viscera delivers a big clothesline to Dean and the bell sounds
JR- well it looks like dean has gone to far and big vis has heard enough.
Match 2-Viscera nails simon with some punches to the face and lifts him up and lays him out with a scoop slam. Simon rolls to the ropes in agony but Vis follows, he picks him up and gives him a short arm clothesline. Dean kicks out at 2. Viscera continues his attack but Dean fights back with punches and a dropkick but Viscera stays on his feet. Dean bounces off the rope and attempts a cross body, he is caught by Viscera who nails him with a fallaway slam, Dean is out but Viscera still finishes him off with a Big splash. 1.....2.....3Your winner- Viscera
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after the break the 2 GMs are already on the stage for the next picks
Bischoff- without further ado lets get right on to the next Raw pick. Pick number 2 is the 5 time WCW champion Booker T!!!!!!!!. All right, you know what im on such a roll im gonna go right ahead and pick number 3 just now, and the 3rd former smackdown newest raw member is......[/B]Break down the walls plays.
Chris Jericho- Okay Eric, tonight is my last night on Raw and as number one contender Im sure as hell not gonna miss my chance at the title after earning it so Eric I demand you give me my shot against batista for the title.
Bishoff- Wow your really as dumb as you look arent you. There is no way i am going to risk having you win the title and then taking it to smackdown, so you will NOT be having a Championship match tonight but ya know what Chris your still under my control until the end of the night so im not gonna give smackdown any advantages, so tonight you will be in a No DQ match against .......Edge. Oh and to make sure Edge gets the job done he'll recieve an extra title shot if he wins.
Jericho- Allright Eric you want to play that way FINE ill make sure that for the last time Raw is Jericho will be one that all that all the jerichoholics will never ever forget, and Eric neither will you cause ive been meaning to give you this for a long time
jericho lays Bishcoff out with a punch to a huge crowd pop. then dips into the tombola
Jericho- and the 3rd Raw draft pick who will unfortunatley be managed by this pathetic assclown is....Charlie Hass, good luck to you.
JR- what have we just witnessed King bischoff is out cold
King- that idiot what has he done- good riddance to bad rubbish, Chris Jericho
JR- but what about those picks, Booker T and Charlie Hass things will be getting very interesting on Raw. and now Mr Long will make his picks
Long- What type of Show do you run here Eric, you have no control over your wrestlers playa. Anyway the next draftee joining Smack Down will be.....hmm well this man is a completley underused talent on Raw but you can bet your bottom dollar that he'll be given a fair chance on Smackdown, so my 2nd draft pick is....steven Richards,
Bishoff ( struggling to his feet )- hahaha Steven Richard, fine have him, hell i'd of payed you to take him off my hands, better luck next time PLAYA.
Long- Lets see if your smiling after my next pick then Eric. My 3rd Draft pick is.....oh your going to love this playa, from now on the WWE tag team championship will be exclusive to Smackdown because we have just aquired the hurricane and Rosey, ya feel me.
JR- Oh my god king, i guess tag champs go into the pot together and now Raw have lost the Tag Team Championships
King- well i'd off been happy to lose those two idiots but not the belts what will Eric do.
JR- well without a doubt Smackdown have just went one over on Raw, but we have Todd Grisham standing by with Hurricane and Rosey
Todd- thanks JR, guys how do you feel now that you are going to Smackdown?
Hurricane- Holy lucky dip, it looks like Hurricane and his faithful super sidekick- Rosey. Will be battleing the forces off Evil on Smackdown from now on. and I have just one question- WHATSUPWITDAT!!!
Rosey- Hurricane, we have done all we can here, and now we are needed elsewhere its time we move on and bannish villains from Smackdown.
Hurricane- You are Correct Rosey we must fight for the name of all that is good. come Rosey- To smackdown. WHOOOOSH!!!!!
Todd is left looking confused
Long- Alright now Eric, before my next pick i wanna propose a match tonight, between Raw and Smackdown.
Eric- You know what thats not such a bad idea, think of the ratings Raw would get, but who could compete? We could have the battle of the technitions with Benoit vs Kurt Angle. or how about Undertaker vs Kane, perhaps JBL vs HHH,
Long- all of them classic matches Mr Bishcoff but how about champion vs champion, John Cena vs Batista, gimme a hola hola if you wanna see that crowd pops hugely
Eric- allright its a deal i cant wait to see Raws champion embarrass Smackdowns
King- Wow what a main event JR were finally gonna see which brand is the best
JR- well i cant wait for this one folks but after the next picks its Jericho against Edge don't go away folks
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raw returns to the air as Eric Bischoff makes his 4th pick
Eric- and My 4th pick is, ohhh yes, ladies and gentlemen this man has not been on your screens for sometime now but he will make his return to Raw, he was Mr thursday night and soon to be Mr Monday night........Rob Van Dam. loud crown pop
JR- Yes, what an addition to the Raw roster king he'll be back, its the unorthodox RVD
King- What a night this is turning into for Raw
Long-( looking disappointed) another great pick Eric but lets see if I can top that. Oh boy this man is an exciting talent he's going to be a major playa on the blue brand, Captain Charisma himself......Christian.
Christian is shown in the locker room looking extatic he says goodbye to tomko
Christian- From now on all my Peeps will catch me on thursday nights john Cena better kiss goodbye to his title, cause captain charisma is coming his way. To coin an old phrase this totally reeks of awesomeness.
JR- well thats a big loss for the Raw brand but up next is Chris Jericho vs Edge.
Break the walls down!!!!!!!
Lillian garcia- the following match is a No DQ match introducing 1st from manhasset N.Y Chris Jericho!!!!!
King- here he comes Jerichos last match on Raw and you can bet Edge will go all out to ensure that he doesn't leave with a win
metalingus hits
Garcia- and his opponent from Toronto Ontairo Canada Edge!!!!!!!!!
JR- well where the hell is he....HEY that no good edge has attacked him from behind
King- HAHAAHA JR whos side are you on come on edge
Match 3-Edge lays into Y2J with some right hands before picking him up whipping him into the ropes and nailing him with a spinning heel kick, as jericho struggles up Edge kicks him in the stomach and suplexes him, then looks for the edgecution. Jericho battles out of it by kicking Edge into the ropes then gets up and catches edge with a drop kick as edge runs at him, both men get up and trade more punches, Jericho is whipped into the ropes but comes back with a flying fore arm. edge kicks out at 2 and then jericho hits him with a back suplex, he lifts Edge, but Edge hits him with a blatant low blow, JR reminds us this is no DQ, edge hits a swinging neckbreaker goes for the cover, but jericho gets the shoulder up, Edge still attacks Jericho, he lands The Edge O matic hooks the leg- but Jericho kicks out at 2. Y2J is irish whipped but holds onto the ropes, Edge is backbody dropped to the outside as he runs at Jericho. Y2J then uses the 2 rope as a springboard to catapult himself over onto edge. Jericho gets up fairly quickly kicks edge and grabs a chair he throws it into the ring the goes to continue his attack but Edge droptoe holds Jericho into the steel ring steps. Advantage edge, then he irish whips him into the ring post, Jericho looks to have injured his shoulder so Edge zeros in on it. he rolls Jericho to the inside of the ring and applies an arm bar to Jericho, who refuses to quit, Edge continues to work on the shoulder by throwing Y2J between the 3rd and 2nd ropes into the post shoulder first. Jericho looks seriously hurt but continues the match, edge waits at the opposite corner ready for the spear as jericho turns he jumps out the way and Edge spears the ringpost, Edge staggers back in pain and jericho smashes him with a chair shot to the head, he takes a while to make the cover but 1.....2....edge kicks out just in time....but wait here comes Eric Bischoff to cheer on Edge. As Jericho continues the attack he attempts a suplex then as jericho goes for the Bull dog Bischoff grabs his foot, Y2J turns round edge runs at him, but Jericho moves and hits Bishoff off the apron, jericho gets a roll up and edge kicks out at 2 rolls through then hits the attacking jericho with his modified DDT, 1.....2.....jericho gets the shoulder up. Edge can't believe it, he goes for the metal brief case, swings at Jericho, misses, and jericho takes him down for the Walls of jericho, he doesn't lock it on however as Edge still manages to hit him with the briefcase that he had. Eric gets up and looks angry he demands Edge injures jericho, so edge puts jerichos shoulder in the chair and climbs the ropes, jericho manages to get up quickly though and hits edge with the chair again, edge sits on the ropes as Y2J climbs up and Frankenstieners Edge from the top rope. Edge looks unconsious, Jericho holds his shoulder in pain and struggles to make the pin, eventually he manages it but Edge kicks out, bischoff breathes a sigh of relief. jericho grabs the brief case and lines up his shot......this looks like the end for Edge, he swings for Edge, but edge ducks out the way, bounces off the rope goes for the spear, Y2J avoids it again, and goes on the attack with right hands, and then knocks down edge with a fore arm, jericho then begins to climb the ropes, but edge recovers and follows, Y2J tries to elbow him off but its no use, edge ducks underneath him and gives him a big electric chair drop from the top rope. He gets the pin 1.......2......NOOO WAY he kicked out again, Bischoff and edge can't believe it. suddenly bischoff gets in the ring gets the chair and is about to swing for Y2J when.....
.JR- oh my god king it's Theodore Long he's out here to protect his new wrestler, hes beating the hell out of Eric Bischoff.
but edge is still atacking jericho, he's got a chair and he's gonna finnish this match- but wait, jericho got a burst of energy from no-where and hit the running enziguri- that chair goes smashing off edge's skull. 1......2.......3 it's all over Chris Jericho has done it.
King- nooo damn it thats typical cheating smackdown
JR- shut up king im pro-Raw but Y2J deserved that win, well done to him. and folks we aint done yet theres still 1 more draft pick and a match of the champions between Cena and Batista
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Eric Bischoff- Its time for my 5th and final draft pick......A broad smile appears over Eric Bischoffs face this is without a doubt the steal of the night, and you know wha- steal is a very ironic word because ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to Raw Eddy Guerrero.
JR- what a bombshell, former WWE champion Eddie Guerrero. another great pick for Raw
King- He lies, he cheats he steals, hes coming to Raw. I am an Eddie Guerrero fan JR, the guy is great.
Long- Damn playa your taking some serious talent, but it aint gettin me down, i've been matching every pick youve had so far and I got a feeling this'll be my lucky pick so here goes........the final smackdown draft pick is, ohh lord you aint gonna believe this.........3rd generation superstar Randy Orton
King- not Orton ohh JR this is terrible news, why couldn't we get rid off you or something
JR- thanks King glad to see our friendship means so much to you. I'll be sad to see Orton go but I guess thats a fair trade. well i've just been informed by my sources that eddie is standing by for an interview, over to Smackdowns Michael Cole, nice to see you Michael.
Cole- hello JR and King nice to see you there has been some great additions to both rosters tonight, but im standing by with Eddie Guerrero, Eddie I'll be sad to see you go
Eddie- Hey don't talk to me like im your homie Michael, i sure as hell won't be sorry to see the back off you. Anyway..................Chris
Chris Benoit- Hey Eddie, it'll be good to have you on Raw. but ill tell you one thing, we're old friends, but i've gotta say i'm dissapointed with the way you treated Rey Mysterio he was your family.
Eddie- hey man who are you to critisize me ese? What happened with me and Rey was personal but that doesn't make me a bad guy. Rey used to be famila but things change holmes. Your my famila now Chris
Benoit- Yeah I hope so.
King- well do I detect a hint of tension between those two
JR- well it certainly seemed that Benoit wasnt pleased with Eddie, but I hope nothing comes out of it. but folks up next should be a slobber knocker John Cena vs world heavy weight champion Batista.
Batistas theme plays- and introducing 1st from Washington DC WWE world heavyweight champion Batista.
My time is now plays- and introducing his opponent from West bury, massatussets. WWE champion John Cena.
king- Im looking forward to this JR, Im picking batista to win it.
JR - well time will tell, but lets get this match started.
the two men stare each other down, and begin to trade right hands
Match 4-batista gets the advantage and hits cena with a big boot, he pulls him up whips him into the turn buckle and begins smashing him in the gut with shoulders, he pulls him out the corner and hits a side walk slam 1......2......near fall but Cena kicks out. Batista keeps the advantage though he runs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline, cena ducks though and hits a clothesline of his own, batista gets up to his knees, and cena bounces off the ropes and Hits a Throwback. Batista still isn't out though as he struggles to his feet Cena doesn't give him a moments rest though going for a DDT. but batista uses pure power to push him away, cena runs at him but straight into a spine buster, Batista makes the signal for the power bomb but as he attempts it cena back body drops him. he turns round pumps up his shoes and waves a " you can't see me " at the fallen batista, he bounces off the ropes and hits the 5 knuckle shuffle. pin fall 1.....2......kick out, Cena pulls up batista and goes for a suplex, but Batista counters with his own suplex, followed by a pumphandle slam. again though cena kicks out before the 3. Batista then attempt a short arm clothesline, but cena pulls him in for a FU out off no-where. he lifts batista onto his shoulders but Batista escapes, kicks Cena in the stomach and goes for the batista bomb. The SUDDENLY HHH COMES OUT OF NO-WHERE AND LAYS OUT BATISTA WITH A CHAIR SHOT, THEN NAILS CENA. he starts to lay into cena with right hands when suddenly booker T runs out to attack HHH, Ric Flair comes to help HHH, so Rey mysterio comes to save his fellow smackdowner Booker, it doesn't take long for the whole of both rosters to arrive and a huge riot ensues
JR- its total chaos out here what the hell did HHH interfere for Damn It
King- Its not safe out here JR its every man for himself
the superstars are seen fighting as raw goes off the air
Well thats it, its my 1st attempt at BTB so i realise it probly isnt great, so advice would be appreiciated. Thanks.
RAW- World heavyweight Champion- Batista
Intercontinental- Shelton Benjamin
Tag Team Champs- Hurricane and Rosey
womens- Trish Stratus
Smack down- Undisputed Champion- John Cena
US champion- Orlando Jordan
Tag Champions- MNM
Cruiserweight- Paul London
I will start with Raw a few weeks after judgement day, and tonight is the draft lottery, the only thing i have changed is that Chris Jericho is the number one contender for the WWE title on Raw.

JR- Hello everybody and welcome to what promises to be a historic night in the history of the WWE, the draft lottery is tonight,
The King- thats right JR, theres no telling whats going to happen tonight, we might even lose HHH to smackdown or even worse, stacy keibler.
JR- Oh sure that would be just awful ( sarcastic Voice)
no chance hits and Vince mcMahon makes his way out...
JR- here comes the boss lets see what he has to say.
[COLOR=Red]Vince- As you all no tonight is the draft lottery where the rosters are going to be shook up and NO-ONE is exempt, this includes champions, commentators and referees. However the draft is only the beginning, even I have noticed that things have become a little boring in the WWE as of late and in the coming weeks that will change. To begin with The King of the Ring will return in a few weeks where I guarrentee new superstars will be born, no longer will the titles be dominated by the same people as the winner will recieve an automatic title shot. Now the Draft will begin after this next match, So damn it lets get this show on the road. And if you think this is big wait till you see Smackdown lets just say theres going to be some new faces and some old faces coming to the WWE tonight is only the beggining[/COLOR]
no chance plays as Vince leaves.
The King- Wow the king of the ring is back JR
JR- I heard king, but what other changes is McMahon talking about i guess we're gonna see in the up coming weeks
Aint no stopping me now plays and shelton benjamin makes his way to the ring
Lillian garcia- the folloing match is scheduled for one fall introducing first from orangeburg S.C WWE intercontinental champion Shelton Benjamin.Muhammad Hassans Music Plays
Lillian Garcia- and introducing his opponent weighing in at 243 pounds from detroit michigan accompaned by Davairi, Muhammed Hassan
JR- King this should be some way to open a historic Raw a non title match between shelton Benjamin and that no good Anti-American Mohammad Hassan,
King- Well JR im not Benjamins biggest fan but id root for anyone over Hassan
Match 1-The match kicks off Hassan gets an early advantage after davairi distracts benjamin by shouting at him about the treatment of arabs in america. He uses a downward spiral right away and looks for an early win, but benjamin gets the shoulder up at 2. He picks up Benjamin and whips him into the turnbuckle and kicks him in the gut a few times, benjamin fights back and knocks Hassan back a few paces, he then runs at Hassan but gets nailed with a sidewalk slam, but again kicks out. Hassan then lifts up Benjamin and whips him into the opposite turn buckle, but this time Benjamin shows brilliant athletisism to jump to the top rope in 1 go and cross body Hassan, he waits for hassan to get up then give him a perfect arm drag then right after that a dropkick. He lifts up Hassan and pushes him into the corner and starts kicking him but Hassan catches his foot and spins him around, Benjamin spins 360 degrees and spinning heel kicks him into the corner, Benjamin takes a few steps back ready for the big splash but davari grabs his foot and wont let go, Hassan then runs out the corner and hits Benjamin with a clothesline he picks him back up and delivers a suplex then looks for the camel clutch finisher, but Benjamin battles out so hassan starts to punch him then benjamin fights back then runs into the ropes where Davari trips him up again, then as the ref warns davari, Hassan lowblows benjamin and puts on the camel clutch, Benjamin is forced to submit.
Your winner and still undefeated in WWE, muhammed Hassan
King- hey if Hassan beat Benjamin does that make him number 1 contender for the intercontinental championship
JR- You can bet Hassan will say that, you can be sure we aint seen the last of these 2 folks.
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Raw returns and Both general managers are standing ready to make there 1st draft picks.
Eric Bishoff- Well well well Mr Long its time for Raw to steal what little talent you have on smackdown so lets see who will be joining the superior brand shall we. bishoff picks a name reads it and smiles, now this i like ladies and gentlemen Raw has just made a BIG aquisition in fact Raw has just made the biggest aquisition in the WWE, please welcome all 7 foot 2, 500 pounds of the big show!!!
King- What!!!
JR- all right!!! what a pick for Raw the biggest athlete in professional wrestling, the big show is now property of WWE Raw.
the big show is shown in the back looking shocked but not dissapointed
Theodore Long- Holla, holla playa. now i wont lie thats a great pick and Smackdown will be sad to see the bigshow leave but dont get too cocky Mr Bischoff, lets see who'll be joining the blue team from now on ya' feel me. Long picks a name, OHH Hola hola hola You may have got The biggest WWE superstar but this guy is big in his own way- he is Larger than life, he is Y2J, Chris Jericho, you better believe that
JR- but he's the number 1 contender to face Batista
King- not anymore JR HAHAHA, we wont have to sit through another Highlight reel again
backstage the coach interviews Chris Jericho.
Coach- Chris, chris, chris we will all be sooo sorry to see you leave, but what are your thoughts on having to leave Raw and go to Smackdown, even though you are the number 1 contender here.
Jericho- First of all Coach im gonna tell you what every jerichoholic in this arena is thinking, and that is- Coach will you please SHUT THE HELL UP!!!! now ill tell you what im going to do. Im going to show up on smackdown, and im going to give every person on that roster a Y2J beating that they will never-eeeeever forget, and then when the time is right I will challenge that snoop dog wannabe, Vannila Ice impersonator John Cena and become the WWE champion for the 2nd time.
visceras music plays*
Lillian Garcia- the following match is scheduled for 1 fall introducing 1st weighing in at 485 pounds from Harlem N.Y Viscera.
Simon Deans music hits
JR- wait a minute, Simon Dean is not Visceras schedualed opponent here tonight
King- now just wait one second i think viscera would do well to listen to what Simon has to say, i mean come on JR Viscera should lay off the nachos a bit huh?
Simon Dean- Now Viscera before you get all mad, i want you to know im not here to fight you, im here to help you. Now don't get me wrong your a good wrestler but with my patented Simon System you could be a great wrestler- cause lets be honest you could stand to lose a few pounds- a few hundred pounds, i mean you look like the type of guy who has his own area code. so what im gonna do is make you up a simon shake. Hey it might even make you more lucky with the ladies.
Viscera delivers a big clothesline to Dean and the bell sounds
JR- well it looks like dean has gone to far and big vis has heard enough.
Match 2-Viscera nails simon with some punches to the face and lifts him up and lays him out with a scoop slam. Simon rolls to the ropes in agony but Vis follows, he picks him up and gives him a short arm clothesline. Dean kicks out at 2. Viscera continues his attack but Dean fights back with punches and a dropkick but Viscera stays on his feet. Dean bounces off the rope and attempts a cross body, he is caught by Viscera who nails him with a fallaway slam, Dean is out but Viscera still finishes him off with a Big splash. 1.....2.....3Your winner- Viscera
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after the break the 2 GMs are already on the stage for the next picks
Bischoff- without further ado lets get right on to the next Raw pick. Pick number 2 is the 5 time WCW champion Booker T!!!!!!!!. All right, you know what im on such a roll im gonna go right ahead and pick number 3 just now, and the 3rd former smackdown newest raw member is......[/B]Break down the walls plays.
Chris Jericho- Okay Eric, tonight is my last night on Raw and as number one contender Im sure as hell not gonna miss my chance at the title after earning it so Eric I demand you give me my shot against batista for the title.
Bishoff- Wow your really as dumb as you look arent you. There is no way i am going to risk having you win the title and then taking it to smackdown, so you will NOT be having a Championship match tonight but ya know what Chris your still under my control until the end of the night so im not gonna give smackdown any advantages, so tonight you will be in a No DQ match against .......Edge. Oh and to make sure Edge gets the job done he'll recieve an extra title shot if he wins.
Jericho- Allright Eric you want to play that way FINE ill make sure that for the last time Raw is Jericho will be one that all that all the jerichoholics will never ever forget, and Eric neither will you cause ive been meaning to give you this for a long time
jericho lays Bishcoff out with a punch to a huge crowd pop. then dips into the tombola
Jericho- and the 3rd Raw draft pick who will unfortunatley be managed by this pathetic assclown is....Charlie Hass, good luck to you.
JR- what have we just witnessed King bischoff is out cold
King- that idiot what has he done- good riddance to bad rubbish, Chris Jericho
JR- but what about those picks, Booker T and Charlie Hass things will be getting very interesting on Raw. and now Mr Long will make his picks
Long- What type of Show do you run here Eric, you have no control over your wrestlers playa. Anyway the next draftee joining Smack Down will be.....hmm well this man is a completley underused talent on Raw but you can bet your bottom dollar that he'll be given a fair chance on Smackdown, so my 2nd draft pick is....steven Richards,
Bishoff ( struggling to his feet )- hahaha Steven Richard, fine have him, hell i'd of payed you to take him off my hands, better luck next time PLAYA.
Long- Lets see if your smiling after my next pick then Eric. My 3rd Draft pick is.....oh your going to love this playa, from now on the WWE tag team championship will be exclusive to Smackdown because we have just aquired the hurricane and Rosey, ya feel me.
JR- Oh my god king, i guess tag champs go into the pot together and now Raw have lost the Tag Team Championships
King- well i'd off been happy to lose those two idiots but not the belts what will Eric do.
JR- well without a doubt Smackdown have just went one over on Raw, but we have Todd Grisham standing by with Hurricane and Rosey
Todd- thanks JR, guys how do you feel now that you are going to Smackdown?
Hurricane- Holy lucky dip, it looks like Hurricane and his faithful super sidekick- Rosey. Will be battleing the forces off Evil on Smackdown from now on. and I have just one question- WHATSUPWITDAT!!!
Rosey- Hurricane, we have done all we can here, and now we are needed elsewhere its time we move on and bannish villains from Smackdown.
Hurricane- You are Correct Rosey we must fight for the name of all that is good. come Rosey- To smackdown. WHOOOOSH!!!!!
Todd is left looking confused
Long- Alright now Eric, before my next pick i wanna propose a match tonight, between Raw and Smackdown.
Eric- You know what thats not such a bad idea, think of the ratings Raw would get, but who could compete? We could have the battle of the technitions with Benoit vs Kurt Angle. or how about Undertaker vs Kane, perhaps JBL vs HHH,
Long- all of them classic matches Mr Bishcoff but how about champion vs champion, John Cena vs Batista, gimme a hola hola if you wanna see that crowd pops hugely
Eric- allright its a deal i cant wait to see Raws champion embarrass Smackdowns
King- Wow what a main event JR were finally gonna see which brand is the best
JR- well i cant wait for this one folks but after the next picks its Jericho against Edge don't go away folks
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raw returns to the air as Eric Bischoff makes his 4th pick
Eric- and My 4th pick is, ohhh yes, ladies and gentlemen this man has not been on your screens for sometime now but he will make his return to Raw, he was Mr thursday night and soon to be Mr Monday night........Rob Van Dam. loud crown pop
JR- Yes, what an addition to the Raw roster king he'll be back, its the unorthodox RVD
King- What a night this is turning into for Raw
Long-( looking disappointed) another great pick Eric but lets see if I can top that. Oh boy this man is an exciting talent he's going to be a major playa on the blue brand, Captain Charisma himself......Christian.
Christian is shown in the locker room looking extatic he says goodbye to tomko
Christian- From now on all my Peeps will catch me on thursday nights john Cena better kiss goodbye to his title, cause captain charisma is coming his way. To coin an old phrase this totally reeks of awesomeness.
JR- well thats a big loss for the Raw brand but up next is Chris Jericho vs Edge.
Break the walls down!!!!!!!
Lillian garcia- the following match is a No DQ match introducing 1st from manhasset N.Y Chris Jericho!!!!!
King- here he comes Jerichos last match on Raw and you can bet Edge will go all out to ensure that he doesn't leave with a win
metalingus hits
Garcia- and his opponent from Toronto Ontairo Canada Edge!!!!!!!!!
JR- well where the hell is he....HEY that no good edge has attacked him from behind
King- HAHAAHA JR whos side are you on come on edge
Match 3-Edge lays into Y2J with some right hands before picking him up whipping him into the ropes and nailing him with a spinning heel kick, as jericho struggles up Edge kicks him in the stomach and suplexes him, then looks for the edgecution. Jericho battles out of it by kicking Edge into the ropes then gets up and catches edge with a drop kick as edge runs at him, both men get up and trade more punches, Jericho is whipped into the ropes but comes back with a flying fore arm. edge kicks out at 2 and then jericho hits him with a back suplex, he lifts Edge, but Edge hits him with a blatant low blow, JR reminds us this is no DQ, edge hits a swinging neckbreaker goes for the cover, but jericho gets the shoulder up, Edge still attacks Jericho, he lands The Edge O matic hooks the leg- but Jericho kicks out at 2. Y2J is irish whipped but holds onto the ropes, Edge is backbody dropped to the outside as he runs at Jericho. Y2J then uses the 2 rope as a springboard to catapult himself over onto edge. Jericho gets up fairly quickly kicks edge and grabs a chair he throws it into the ring the goes to continue his attack but Edge droptoe holds Jericho into the steel ring steps. Advantage edge, then he irish whips him into the ring post, Jericho looks to have injured his shoulder so Edge zeros in on it. he rolls Jericho to the inside of the ring and applies an arm bar to Jericho, who refuses to quit, Edge continues to work on the shoulder by throwing Y2J between the 3rd and 2nd ropes into the post shoulder first. Jericho looks seriously hurt but continues the match, edge waits at the opposite corner ready for the spear as jericho turns he jumps out the way and Edge spears the ringpost, Edge staggers back in pain and jericho smashes him with a chair shot to the head, he takes a while to make the cover but 1.....2....edge kicks out just in time....but wait here comes Eric Bischoff to cheer on Edge. As Jericho continues the attack he attempts a suplex then as jericho goes for the Bull dog Bischoff grabs his foot, Y2J turns round edge runs at him, but Jericho moves and hits Bishoff off the apron, jericho gets a roll up and edge kicks out at 2 rolls through then hits the attacking jericho with his modified DDT, 1.....2.....jericho gets the shoulder up. Edge can't believe it, he goes for the metal brief case, swings at Jericho, misses, and jericho takes him down for the Walls of jericho, he doesn't lock it on however as Edge still manages to hit him with the briefcase that he had. Eric gets up and looks angry he demands Edge injures jericho, so edge puts jerichos shoulder in the chair and climbs the ropes, jericho manages to get up quickly though and hits edge with the chair again, edge sits on the ropes as Y2J climbs up and Frankenstieners Edge from the top rope. Edge looks unconsious, Jericho holds his shoulder in pain and struggles to make the pin, eventually he manages it but Edge kicks out, bischoff breathes a sigh of relief. jericho grabs the brief case and lines up his shot......this looks like the end for Edge, he swings for Edge, but edge ducks out the way, bounces off the rope goes for the spear, Y2J avoids it again, and goes on the attack with right hands, and then knocks down edge with a fore arm, jericho then begins to climb the ropes, but edge recovers and follows, Y2J tries to elbow him off but its no use, edge ducks underneath him and gives him a big electric chair drop from the top rope. He gets the pin 1.......2......NOOO WAY he kicked out again, Bischoff and edge can't believe it. suddenly bischoff gets in the ring gets the chair and is about to swing for Y2J when.....
.JR- oh my god king it's Theodore Long he's out here to protect his new wrestler, hes beating the hell out of Eric Bischoff.
but edge is still atacking jericho, he's got a chair and he's gonna finnish this match- but wait, jericho got a burst of energy from no-where and hit the running enziguri- that chair goes smashing off edge's skull. 1......2.......3 it's all over Chris Jericho has done it.
King- nooo damn it thats typical cheating smackdown
JR- shut up king im pro-Raw but Y2J deserved that win, well done to him. and folks we aint done yet theres still 1 more draft pick and a match of the champions between Cena and Batista
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Eric Bischoff- Its time for my 5th and final draft pick......A broad smile appears over Eric Bischoffs face this is without a doubt the steal of the night, and you know wha- steal is a very ironic word because ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to Raw Eddy Guerrero.
JR- what a bombshell, former WWE champion Eddie Guerrero. another great pick for Raw
King- He lies, he cheats he steals, hes coming to Raw. I am an Eddie Guerrero fan JR, the guy is great.
Long- Damn playa your taking some serious talent, but it aint gettin me down, i've been matching every pick youve had so far and I got a feeling this'll be my lucky pick so here goes........the final smackdown draft pick is, ohh lord you aint gonna believe this.........3rd generation superstar Randy Orton
King- not Orton ohh JR this is terrible news, why couldn't we get rid off you or something
JR- thanks King glad to see our friendship means so much to you. I'll be sad to see Orton go but I guess thats a fair trade. well i've just been informed by my sources that eddie is standing by for an interview, over to Smackdowns Michael Cole, nice to see you Michael.
Cole- hello JR and King nice to see you there has been some great additions to both rosters tonight, but im standing by with Eddie Guerrero, Eddie I'll be sad to see you go
Eddie- Hey don't talk to me like im your homie Michael, i sure as hell won't be sorry to see the back off you. Anyway..................Chris
Chris Benoit- Hey Eddie, it'll be good to have you on Raw. but ill tell you one thing, we're old friends, but i've gotta say i'm dissapointed with the way you treated Rey Mysterio he was your family.
Eddie- hey man who are you to critisize me ese? What happened with me and Rey was personal but that doesn't make me a bad guy. Rey used to be famila but things change holmes. Your my famila now Chris
Benoit- Yeah I hope so.
King- well do I detect a hint of tension between those two
JR- well it certainly seemed that Benoit wasnt pleased with Eddie, but I hope nothing comes out of it. but folks up next should be a slobber knocker John Cena vs world heavy weight champion Batista.
Batistas theme plays- and introducing 1st from Washington DC WWE world heavyweight champion Batista.
My time is now plays- and introducing his opponent from West bury, massatussets. WWE champion John Cena.
king- Im looking forward to this JR, Im picking batista to win it.
JR - well time will tell, but lets get this match started.
the two men stare each other down, and begin to trade right hands
Match 4-batista gets the advantage and hits cena with a big boot, he pulls him up whips him into the turn buckle and begins smashing him in the gut with shoulders, he pulls him out the corner and hits a side walk slam 1......2......near fall but Cena kicks out. Batista keeps the advantage though he runs into the ropes and comes back with a clothesline, cena ducks though and hits a clothesline of his own, batista gets up to his knees, and cena bounces off the ropes and Hits a Throwback. Batista still isn't out though as he struggles to his feet Cena doesn't give him a moments rest though going for a DDT. but batista uses pure power to push him away, cena runs at him but straight into a spine buster, Batista makes the signal for the power bomb but as he attempts it cena back body drops him. he turns round pumps up his shoes and waves a " you can't see me " at the fallen batista, he bounces off the ropes and hits the 5 knuckle shuffle. pin fall 1.....2......kick out, Cena pulls up batista and goes for a suplex, but Batista counters with his own suplex, followed by a pumphandle slam. again though cena kicks out before the 3. Batista then attempt a short arm clothesline, but cena pulls him in for a FU out off no-where. he lifts batista onto his shoulders but Batista escapes, kicks Cena in the stomach and goes for the batista bomb. The SUDDENLY HHH COMES OUT OF NO-WHERE AND LAYS OUT BATISTA WITH A CHAIR SHOT, THEN NAILS CENA. he starts to lay into cena with right hands when suddenly booker T runs out to attack HHH, Ric Flair comes to help HHH, so Rey mysterio comes to save his fellow smackdowner Booker, it doesn't take long for the whole of both rosters to arrive and a huge riot ensues
JR- its total chaos out here what the hell did HHH interfere for Damn It
King- Its not safe out here JR its every man for himself
the superstars are seen fighting as raw goes off the air
Well thats it, its my 1st attempt at BTB so i realise it probly isnt great, so advice would be appreiciated. Thanks.