RAW
The RAW theme song plays as the video is shown on the titantron. When its over pyro shoots down.
JR: Welcome everyone to the first show of the 2005 yhear of Monday Night RAW! Im Jim Ross and this is my partner Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Lawler: Hello everyone. Tonight we will all find out how the draft picks that Paul Heyman chose will do here on RAW.
JR: Im sure that they will do just great.
Lawler: I hope so, you can never be to sure. Anyways lets get the night started.
Paul Heymans music hits. The crowd pops loudly. Heyman grabs a mic and starts to talk in the middle of the ring.
Heyman: Hey everyone! Tonight we have an exciting first RAW show of the year for you. If you'd like to hear some of the matches let me hear a loud E C W chant. (the crowd goes E C W) GREAT! The main event for tonights RAW is a match for the World Heavyweight title. This is a 1 on 1 Cage Match!
JR: Did you hear that?
Lawler: Sure did, looks like we will see a lot of Hardcore matches here on RAW!
Heyman: Thats not all. But the 2 men in that match are, let me think. JBL and the Undertaker! (the crowd pops) If you wanna see a big cruserweight match. You better get ready for the first match of the night. A cruserweight Fatal 4 way elimination match between Rey Mysterio, Tajiri, Chavo Guerrero and Danie Puder! FOR THE CRUSERWEIGHT TITLE! (crowd pops) Here is the twist. You cant eliminate your opponent unless you slam them through a table! (the crowd pops)
JR: Heyman is probably planning on changing this into the god damn ECW.
Lawler: I know, Mr. McMahon would never let him.
JR: Thank god the hardcore title is in Smackdown.
Heyman: We have some #1 contenders matches for you tonight. I have decided to give the Tag Team titles to Daivari and Muhhammed Hassan. The #1 contenders match will be The Dudleyz vs Simon Dean and Maven. (the crowd pops) This match will be a normal tag match with ECW rules! (the crowd pops louder)
Vince McMahons music hits. Vince comes out with a mic.
Vince: You know Heyman, you cant make everything a hardcore match. People wanna see talent, not throwing people through tables. So tonight will be the only night I will allow you to have a match card with more then 1 hardcore match. (the crowd cheers lowly)
Heyman: Alright. Just let me remind you, Im the G.M. and I can do whatever I want.
Vince: Let me tell you something Paul. Im the chairman. I can do anything I want. I can fire you. Thats what Ill do if you have a card of more then 1 hardcore match. (the crowd has a mixed reaction)
JR: Thank you, Mr. McMahon.
Lawler: Yes, thanks so much!
Heyman: Fine, you big shot. But RAW will be nothing without hardcore.
Heyman drops the mic and leaves the ring and goes backstage. Vince does the same.
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JR: That was just so amazing what Vince McMahon just did.
Lawler: I know right. Im sure that doesnt make Heyman too happy.
JR: Who cares. Heyman deserves it.
Daniel Puder's music hits as he speeds to the ring and taunts at each of the 4 corners. The crowd pops loudly.
Chavo Guerreros music hits. He walks to the ring signling the fans to cheer for him. But nobody does. He gets much boos. He gets in the ring and stares at Daniel Puder.
Tajiris music hits. He walks to the ring in a martial arts stance. He tries to kick Puder but he dodges.
Rey Mysterios music hits. As he leaps to the ramp. The crowd pops loudly. He runs to the ring. Everyone starts hammering down on eachother.
Daniel Puder vs Chavo Guerrero vs Tajiri vs Rey Mysterio (Cruserweight Title Table Match)
This match is all Chavo Guerrero. He is dominating all 3 men against him.
FIRST ELIMINATION: Daniel Puder was set on top of the table by Rey Mysterio. Mysterio goes on the top rope and does a triple moonsault. Puder and Mysterio go crashing through the table.
DANIEL PUDER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
The match goes on. Tajiri tries to blow hard kicks at Chavo but Chavo dodges all of them and comes back with a hard clothesline. Tajiri lays on the ground as Mysterio does a russian leg sweep against the ropes. Mysterio goes for the 6 1 9 on Chavo. Mysterio runs and it connects. Tajiri on the mean time gets a table set up. Mysterio turns around and gets buzzsawed by Tajiri. Tajiri picks up Mysterio and slams him through the table!
REY MYSTERIO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
JR: What a cruserweight match.
Lawler: I know, I hope Chavo wins this match.
Back in the ring. Tajiri starts stomping on Chavo who is on the mat laying motionless. Tajiri takes Chavo and sets him up for the tarantula. The tarantula is on Chavo. The ref cant tell Tajiri to stop because this is a hardcore match. And he cant give up because you have to slam your opponent through a table. Tajiri finally gives up the hold and sets up for a Buzzsaw kick. Chavo is in perfect position for the kick but he ducks when Tajiri goes for it. Chavo tackles Tajiri's leg and starts punching him in the face. Chavo leaves the ring and gets a table. Tajiri is slowly starting to get up. Chavo pciks him up for a big drop. He has Tajiri up and throws him down ontop the table. Tajiri goes crashing through the table. The ref signals to ring the bell.
Anouncer:
Here is your winner and new Cruserweight champion, Chavo Guerrero!
JR: I cant believe that you were right Lawler. You never are.
Lawler: I am most of the time and I have my ways.
JR: Sure, whatever.
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We go backstage to JBL and Orlando Jordan running into Simon Dean and Maven.
JBL: Simon Dean how ya doing?
Dean: Im ok, you forgot someone.
Jordan: Oh, sup Maven?
Maven: Not much.
JBL: Dean, Maven, we were wondering. Would you like to be part of The Cabinet?
Jordan: Yeah, its great. We could all hold the titles except for Cruserweight Title. Me Intercontinental. JBL, World Heavyweight. And you guys the tag titles.
Maven: Pretty interesting.
Dean: Yeah, I like. One condition though.
JBL: Well, whats that?
Dean: JBL, it seems like your gaining a few pounds.
Maven: Yes.
Dean: Would you like to join, The Simon System?
JBL: Sure.
Jordan: Me too.
Maven: You know thos will cost you some money right?
JBL: Yeah, Im rich as a dog.
Dean: Bad comparison.
Jordan: Whatever. Back to business.
JBL: We will help you guys win the #1 contenders match if you help me win the World Heavyweight Title match.
Maven: Sure. Anything to help out.
Dean: Definitely. We have to go and get ready 'cause our match is next.
Jordan: Peace out homies.
JBL: Orlando, speak properly.
JR: Did you hear that? Maven and Simon Dean are part of the cabinet now.
Lawler: I heard. I cant believe it. Now the Cabinet may be unstoppable.
JR: I KNOW!
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We come back to the Dudleyz music hitting. The Dudleyz come out with Spike. The Dudleyz get a huge popping from the crowd as they walk into the ring. They wait for Dean and Maven anxiously.
Simon Deans msuic hits as Maven and Dean come out running. Dean and Maven race into the ring and start pounding on the Dudleyz.
The Dudleyz w/ Spike vs Simon Dean and Maven (#1 Contender for Tag Team Titles with ECW rules)
The Dudleys start off with Bubba in the ring. Maven starts in the ring for him and Dean. The 2 starting off get into a grapple. Maven grabs Bubba's head and slams him to the mat. He starts stomping on him. D-Von tries to jump in but the ref doesnt let him. Dean and Maven switch pretending that they made the tag. Dean starts hammering down on Bubba. He picks Bubba up and scoop slams him. He goes against the ropes and jumps with a diving elbow. Bubba shakes in pain. Dean tags Maven. Maven waits for Bubba to get up. Bubba gets up and Maven dropkicks him. Bubba falls to the mat as D-Von gets angry. Maven goes on the top rope. Bubba gets up and Maven jumps. Maven crossbodies Bubba. He goes for the cover. 1,2, and Bubba kicks out. Spike distacts the ref as D-Von gets in the ring and strats to hammer away on Maven. Dean gets a chair. He gets in the ring and hits D-Von smack in his face with the chair. D-Von falls to the mat. The ref finally turns around and tells Dean to go to his corner. The ref then rolls D-Von out of the ring. Maven holds Bubba up and tags in Simon Dean. Dean kicks Bubba in his mid-section. Dean goes for a piledriver. It connects. Dean goes for the pin. 1,2, and Spike pulls the ref out of the ring. Dean tags in Maven. Maven gets on the top rope and leaps. He hits the leg drop onto Bubba. Dean gets in the ring as the ref is bickering with Spike. Dean and Maven start kicking Bubba. The ref gets in the ring and tells Dean to go back to his corner. Maven sees D-Von up and in the ring with his back turned to him. So he dropkicks him out of the ring. Maven tags Dean. Dean gets Bubba up and slams him down with a manhattan drop. Dean goes for the pin on Bubba. 1,2,3. The ref signals to ring the bell.
Anouncer:
Here are your winners and #1 conetnders for the Tag Team titles, Simon Dean and Maven!
JR: What a match. Too bad the damn Dudleyz didnt bring their A-game.
Lawler: I bet you that the Dudleyz wouldve lost with their A-Game.
JR: Yeah, right.
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We come back to Muhammed Hassan and Daivari talking.
Hassan: Daivari, we should have no problem with those 2 posers. Look one of them tries to get fat people like the Big Show to lose weight.
Daivari: Yes.
Hassan: Big Show is so fat that if I had him in the camel clutch I probably cant keep him in the hold for how big he is.
Daivari: Yes, You could beat Big Show but not me.
Hassan: I agree.
Big Show comes out from the bathroom.
Hassan: Hello Big Show.
Big Show: I heard you in there.
Daivari: So?
Hassan: Whta do you want to do.
Big Show: I want a piece of you badly.
Hassan: You americans and your bad and phoney phrases.
Big Show: Im gonna ask for a match against you Hassan. A match for next week.
Hassan: Sorry, I have a tag team title match next week with Daivari.
Daivari: Yes.
Big Show: Ok, the week after that!
Hassan: Ill be out of town with Daivari, we are celebrating his birthday.
Big Show: Ok. AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE! (the crowd pops)
Hassan: Sorry, Im in the Royal Rumble match.
Big Show: Me too, But I dont mind having another match.
Daivari: Hassan, take the challenge. Show these americans what we Muslim people can do.
Hassan: Yes. I accept your challenge at the Royal Rumble.
JR: WHAT! Hassan vs Big Show.
Lawler: That should be one of the greatest matches at the Royal Rumble. And we dont even know all the matches.
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We come back to JBLs music hitting. He comes out in his limo. The driver comes out and opens the door as JBL walks out. The crowd pops very lowly. Jordan walks out after him. Simon Dean and Maven walk out of the limo after him. As the cage is dropping JBL has a scared look. JBL walks in the ring slowly staring at the titnatron.
Undertakers music hits. The crowd pops very loudly. Undertaker flies to the ring. He takes his hat off and looks at JBL with no pupils. JBL gets scared. Undertaker is ready.
JBL vs The Undertaker (World Heavyweight Title Cage Match)
The ref signals to ring the bell. JBL starts to climb the cage early. Undertaker runs and throws him off. Undertaker starts stomping on JBL. He picks up JBL and big boots him. JBL gets up right away and goes for a clothesline but Undertaker ducks and comes back with a kick to the mid-section. Undertaker takes JBL and smushes his face against the cage. Undertaker raises his arms up and the lights start getting dimmer. He throws his arms down and the lights go off. Undertaker does something in the dark. He raises his arms and the lights go back on. He sets up JBL for a power bomb. It connects. He starts to climb the cage. Orlando and Maven and Simon Dean walk in the ring and throw Undertaker down. They then leave.
ENDING: JBL goes for a clothesline on the Undertaker. It connects. Undertaker gets right back up, JBL sets up the Undertaker for a power bomb. It connects. Undertaker gets up. JBL goes for a clothesline from hell. It connects. JBL now runs for the opened cage door. Undertaker starts to climb the cage very fast. JBL jumps out of the cage as the Undertaker jumps down the cage. The ref signals to ring the bell.
Anouncer:
Here is your winner and new World Heavyweight champion, John Bradshaw Layfield!
JR: OH MY GOSH!
Lawler: I cant belive the Undertaker lost.
JR: Me neither. I hope he gets revenge on JBL.
Lawler: Undertaker couldve won if it wasnt for the cabinet!
JR: Yes, thats why Im so mad.
Lawler: Me too. Everyone I hope you wnjoyed the first show of Monday Night RAW.
JR: See you guys next Monday!
The screen fades away as the copyright picture shows.
I hope you liked my first show, please rate. Im sorry that it was so short.
