WWE Smackdown 4/7/05
San Fransisco, CA
A promo shows Cena FU-ing JBL to win the title.
The pyros go off as Smackdown starts.
Cole: Welcome ladies and gentleman to Smackdown. What an amazing Wrestlemania. John Cena defeating JBL to win the WWE Title.
Tazz: Thats right Cole, what an amazing Wrestlemania. Billy Kidman vs. Chavo. Off the charts. Dudleyz vs. RVD/Mysterio vs. Eddie/Booker T, amazing match. Angle vs. Undertaker, so much anger and so much passion.
Cole: Lets not forget that guantlet match between Big Show vs. ten men who thought they good beat him. Luther Reigns, the Bashams, Orlando Jordan, Mark Jindrak, Suzuki and Dupree, even Spike Dudley thought he had a chance.
Soon JBL's music hits as fans boo.
Cole: Here comes the man who lost at Wrestlemania, JBL.
JBL and his cabinet step into the ring as fans chant you loss.
JBL: Judgment Day, I was victorious against Eddie Guerrero for the WWE Title, but I didnt win the title because of Eddie DQing himself to save his title. Great American Bash, Eddie had no chance in hell of DQing himself that time, and I proved that I was better than him when I won the match, and the title. Summerslam, I was victorious over the Undertaker, only for No Mercy, Taker wanted another shot, and I still beat him again. Survivor Series, Booker T thought he could beat me, but I proved I was the better man. Armageddon, fatal four way with the three men I beat, and I still came out victorious with the odds stacked against me. Royal Rumble, Kurt Angle, and the Big Show placed in a match with me just to try one more time to take the belt from me, but I proved once again why I am great, and beat both men. Then our General Manager has the nerve to make a new match, a Barbed Wire Steel Cage match, and place the Big Show vs. Me in it, but once again JBL proved he was that great of a champion. But now we role down to Wrestlemania where John Cena faces me one on one, and somehow he defeats me.
Fans chant Cena
JBL: I just dont understand it. Cena, 1 on 1, beats me, a man who has gone through all that! How in the hell can that happen! You know how, its because of General Theodore Long! He put me in so many stressful matches, he wore JBL down, because he knew if he put me in enough matches to make me suffer that eventually I would be tired, and not up to my best, and thats when he had his little goon Cena come in and steal my title from me. Well you know....
Cena's music hits as fans cheer. Cena comes out sportin the WWE Title as he holds a mic.
Cena: JBL, you mad because I beat you 1,2,3. I think you got more problems like trainin your lap dog over their to pee. (Points to Orlando Jordan) You think Theodore Long was all in some conspiracy in crownin me the champ of the WWE. Forget it man, it aint no conspiracy, its true, you just cant see me! Now listen bro, I know you are gonna want a rematch, and I when you want it I will agree. But JBL, the chances of you beatin John Cena is like Amy Weber rememberin when she lost her virginity.
JBL: Hey now you wait one damm minute. You think you can beat JBL twice mister, well tonight I want my rematch, and Cena when I do beat you, you will never get a WWE Title shot ever again, you can guarentee that boy.
Cole: Tonight, John Cena vs. JBL for the WWE Title.
Tazz: This is gonna be a great show Cole.
Match 1- RVD vs. Buh Buh Ray Dudley
Winner- RVD via Frog Splash at 15:04
Angle is in the back with Theodore Long
Angle: Theodore, about our upcoming PPV, Judgment Day. Well After this sunday when I took care of the Undertaker for good by sending him straight back to the dead, well I think that makes me no.1 contendership quality, and seein as tonight their is a rematch, I was hopin I would be able to face the winner of tonights event at the PPV.
TL: Well Kurt, our PPV is another month away, and I think after what you did to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania, I am thinking we havent seen the last of him, and when he does return, I think you might be in for a big suprise. I'll consider what your sayin though Kurt, but until then your match is next.
Angle: Match! What match. Cant you see I am not in the best shape from my match this sunday. I cant compete in a match, Im not up for it.
TL Oh you are up for it Kurt, and if you dont go out their, then you can kiss ever being the no.1 contender goodbye. Holla playa.
Theodore kicks Angle out.
Match 2-Angle vs. Charlie Haas
Haas beats Angle with a roll-up out of nowhere at 11:25. Angle becomes furious and attacks Haas from behind. He starts beating down on Haas and then puts him in the ankle lock. Haas is screaming in pain as Kurt wont let go. Ref's try to take him off but he keeps the hold on when all of the sudden Taker's music hits. Angle looks scared, but no one comes out. Soon lightning strikes and Angle runs for it.
JBL is seen preparing for his match with his cabinet.
Match 3-Mysterio vs. Dvon
Dvon wins with distraction from Buh Buh at 6:45. RVD starts to brawl with Buh Buh as Mysterio gives Dvon a 619.
Cena is seen in the back preparing for his match
Kidman is shown in the back with his Cruiserweight Title around his waist. Next to him is Josh Matthews ready for an interview
Josh: Billy Kidman, this past sunday, you defeated Chavo Guerrero in a table match to retain the Cruiserweight Title, you must be very happy.
Billy: Um.. yea Josh, why wouldnt I be, I walked out of the biggest stage of them all still the cruiserweight champion. From No Way Out when I beat Funaki for the title, I knew I would be the best thing this belt has ever had in its presence, and what can I say, after defeating Funaki, a man who beat Spike Dudley, and Chavo, a man who has defeated Rey Mysterio, I think I am feeling like taking a vacation. You know that sounds like a good idea, in fact I am gonna go do that right now, seeing as I have beaten everyone and everything.
Billy starts to walk away when he runs into Akio
Akio: Hello Billy. You know I was just listening to what you said, and frankly, I dont recall you ever beating me. So how about it Billy, put the title on the line.
Billy: Come on Akio, why do this to me, you dont like any of the fans like I do. Why try to beat me, you dont need their support.
Akio: Your right, I dont care about the fans. But the fact is, I am doing this for me!
The camera fades as the two stand face to face
Match 4-WWE Championship: John Cena (c) vs. JBL
Cena wins with an FU at 20:43. The cabinet is banned from ringside for this match. After the match Cena celebrates as JBL goes to the back cursing that his title has been stolen once again from him.
***Notes*** The matches will be longer next week, I just wanted to establish something my first week.