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Im bored so i thought we can come up with some wrestling related jokes. How about these?

Q. What do you get when you mix Jeff Hardy with Beth Phoenix?
A. Meth Phoenix

Q. Why did the Internet Crash?
A. Because Matt Hardy was refused service at McDonalds.

Can anyone come up with some funny ones?
 

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There's already a thread for this mate.

Q. What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

A. I'm straight, Edge
 

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Im bored so i thought we can come up with some wrestling related jokes. How about these?

Q. What do you get when you mix Jeff Hardy with Beth Phoenix?
A. Meth Phoenix


Q. Why did the Internet Crash?
A. Because Matt Hardy was refused service at McDonalds.

Can anyone come up with some funny ones?
Surely, you mean Matt Hardy?
 

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What do you call any match involving HHH?

A Buried Alive match.

EDIT: This one always gets me:

How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, the Lightbulb screwed the Lightbulb.
 

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Q. What do you get when you mix Jeff Hardy with Beth Phoenix?
A. Meth Phoenix

Q. Why did the Internet Crash?
A. Because Matt Hardy was refused service at McDonalds.
Booooo! Get off the stage!

 

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Why did Vince Russo's mathematician lover kick him out of bed ?
So he couldn't fuck with somebody who knew how to work out a killer angle

Why did the suicidal midget sign a TNA contract on the edge of a cliff ?
Because he knew that Vince Russo would give him a push

Why has Vince Russo never been allowed to work as a toilet cleaner ?
Because if he found $1million he would piss it all away

What's the difference between a vicious pitbull terrior and a Vince Russo booking sheet ?
A pitbull will only bite you on the ass whereas Russo's booking sheet is pulled out of his

Why do hardcore wrestling fans prefer a brothal to a Vince Russo penned wrestling show ?
Because in a brothal they'll willingly encounter gaping holes
 

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What did D'Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?

"Oh Bubba, test-the-fries!"


What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?

"I'm straight, Edge" (didn't realise this had been done)


Why was Ultimate Warrior fired from the pet shop?

He couldn't sell Pedigree
 

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Why was Jerry Lawler trapped underground?
Because he wanted to help out the minors.

Why did the Sandman divorce his wife Peaches?
Because he caught her sleeping with his Cain.

Why is Ric Flair still wrestling?
Because he asked Hulk Hogan how old they were and Hogan said 25 BROTHER.

Why did 2 Cold Scorpio get arrested at the airport?
Because they found a assault rifle in his pants.

Why did Stone Cold retire, The Rock go to Hollywood, and Brock Lesnar go to the UFC?
Because they knew John Cena was coming and got scarred.

What is Batista's favorite Youtube video?
100 Ways To Love a Cat.

Why did Bill Goldberg get thrown out of the Synagogue?
Because he lost his temper on the way in and the Rabbi had to put him in a headlock to calm him down.

Why did X Pac shit in Juvi's bag?
Because he thought WWE would bring him back to main event Wrestlemania 25.

Why did the Moon Dogs always eat Campbell's soup?
Probably because they were homeless.

What is the only move Big Dick Johnson knows?
The Small Package.

Who is now in Jack Swaggers Eagle mascot suit?
Jerry Lawlers girlfriend.

Why did Missy Hyatt have to become a professional wrestling valet?
Because she tested positive for HIV before her softcore porn movie.

How did Hacksaw Jim Duggan lose his virginity?
All he had to do was say HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

What year did Bruno Sammartino lose his virginity?
1985.

Alex Shelly(TNA), Frankie Kazarian(TNA), and Gene Snitsky(WWE) walk into a bar together. Who do the ladies hit on first?
Gene Snitsky.

Why was JBL the WWE Champion?
Because Triple H didn't wanna work Tuesdays.

What does a Japanese person think of every time they hear a English speaking person say the word "What?"
Stone Cold.

Berkowitz, Manson, Bundy.......... ORTON!

Why did Val Venis join the WWE?
Because he was the best pornstar there was and he wanted to become the best pro wrestler there was.

Why did the Godfather not sue TNA for the Pope gimmick?
Because Dixie Carter was willing to ride the Ho Train.

The Royal Rumble Paternity Test. 30 Men will Enter, one man leaves the father of Kelly Kelly's baby.

What did Kelly Kelly say when the Big Show showed her his dick?
Almost as big as Paul Bearers.

LYRICS:

So you think I'm a homosexual? World Life just a crazy gayonomics. It's a crazy crazy gayonomics. World Life. I'm untouchable and I touch mens penis.

Oooo yeah Sheamus gimme that dick. I want yo body, oh shit. Mayonnaise all over the place. Mayonnaise all over my face. Triple H gimme them balls. Triple H I wanna lick it all. Vince McMahon lemme hold your hand. Vince McMahon pull down my pants.

World Life just a crazy gayonomics. It's a crazy crazy gayonomics. World Life. I'm untouchable and I touch mens penis.

I do cocaine and walk it to back and I have sex with a great count. Cena got it all yeah baby making cash, got the Great Khalis dick up in my ass.

World Life just a crazy gayonomics. It's a crazy crazy gayonomics. World Life. I'm untouchable and I touch mens penis.
 

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Q.What did Vince Russo get on his I.Q test?
A.Dribble.

Triple H and Stephanie are walking through a park wheeling their child when stephanie stops and ask Trips to push their child.Trips stops and replys he's far too small ,doesn't hace the look and can't work.:p
 
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