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Been away from wrestling for a while, can somebody tell me what's been going on in TNA past 2/3 months? Just basic news/fueds/storylines/title changes/ratings/quality etc?

Thankyouplease.
 

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Haha, the thing is with TNA, you miss 2 months and you basically have to start again. No way am I gonna take the time to explain everything thats happened. Just watch the latest impact and hope you pick something up. If you dont understand something its no big deal, probably wasnt important anyway.
 

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Everything that has happened previously in TNA is now "fake".
Jeff Hardy has a BRATZ gimmick.
Jeff Jarrett is an MMA fighter.
Matt Morgan is a main eventer.
 

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Hardy turned heel and won the world title.
Heel factions Immortal(Hardy/Bishoff/Abyss/Hogan/Jarrett) and Fortune (Flair/Beer Money/AJ/Kazarian) are in charge right now.
 

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- Bound for Glory 2010 ended up being Bash at the Beach 2010. Enough said, Hogan, Bischoff and Russo fucked it over.
- Jeff Hardy now has a Divas title.
- The bar is on the moon.
- Some Jersey Shore dickhead now has the X Division title.
- Team 3D announced their retirement, Brother Ray SWERVED and turned heel by attacking D-Von. They are now feuding singles wrestlers.
- Dixie Carter tries and fails at kayfabe on Twitter.
- Everything is FAKE.
- There is a new love of casket matches.

Is that enough?
 

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Huh.

Sounds erm....interesting.

Is it as crap as it was 2 months ago or has it improved...or even worse? That's basically what I want to know.
 

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- Bound for Glory 2010 ended up being Bash at the Beach 2010. Enough said, Hogan, Bischoff and Russo fucked it over.
- Jeff Hardy now has a Divas title.
- The bar is on the moon.
- Some Jersey Shore dickhead now has the X Division title.
- Team 3D announced their retirement, Brother Ray SWERVED and turned heel by attacking D-Von. They are now feuding singles wrestlers.
- Dixie Carter tries and fails at kayfabe on Twitter.
- Everything is FAKE.
- There is a new love of casket matches.

Is that enough?
Thank You,

Whats this FAKE thing people are on about?
 

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- Team 3D announced their retirement, Brother Ray SWERVED and turned heel by attacking D-Von. They are now feuding singles wrestlers.
LOL. "HEY D-Von! How about we do the Steenerico swerve? None of these idiots will notice."

- Dixie Carter tries and fails at kayfabe on Twitter.
How hilarious is it that Dixie's posting in kayfabe, in the real world, whilst Hogan's obliterating kayfabe in the imaginary world.
 

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Knockout Division is it matters are better then earlier in the year.
 

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On air?! :eek:

Smooth.
He called all wrestling belts and matches "fake" (which includes TNA, of course). Don't listen to Mcshnobel's desperate clutching at straws. Hogan, in fact, has now cut three promos about "fake" stuff, that I know of, one of which was only online btw.
 

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Raven and Sabu are gone.
Matt Morgan made a unrealistic face turn, and is a man of respect of truth. Hardy cheated to beat him at BFG, and they are going at it again at Final Resolution...
Sting and Nash kayfabe left TNA.
Suicides profile was removed for a month... but is back up. Thank god.
Mickie James is in TNA, and boring as hell.
Jeff Jarret is using the worst gimmick ever in an MMA master, and is feuding with Joe.
Jesse Neal is a jobber.
Whenever Abyss wrestles, it is in a casket match.
 

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Basically, the MCMG continue to perform in some of the finest fights you've ever seen in a wrestling ring, while elsewhere we have the same old TNA farrago old men arguing incoherently in a ring while Russo books a series of incomprehensible swerve-turns in inconsequential storylines that no-one cares about. That's all you really need to know.

In short - just watch the show for the Guns and ignore the rest, or just sit back and enjoy if you like car-crash tv.
 

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Well I haven't watched TNA in a while and well, it just sounds, well....fucking awful. What the fuck is going on with this company?! It could have been so much better than the WWE, but no, it has to do stupid things instead because hey, who actually wants good ratings, they're overrated.
 

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Honestly, it sounds utterly appalling.

Think I'll watch just for the LOLs.

What happened with Heymen coming in? Is that dead in the water? What about Matt Hardy?
 
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