I will be continuing with Raw until my partner can fix his computer.
Monday Night Raw | April 11 2005 | Rosemount, Illinois| Allstate Arena
Highlights of last week's no disqualification match between the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista, and the FORMER World Heavyweight Champion and Batista's former mentor, Triple H. It shows the abuse and torture both men suffered from the hands of one another but it finally shows Batista nailing the Batista bomb to get the three count. The little package ends with Jerry Lawler shouting down the microphone;
"This isn't fair, J.R! This just isn't fair! Batista will pay for this next week, you'll see!"
The Raw opening video then plays, followed by a huge pyro display and the cameras spinning all around the arena, as we are able to see thousands of enthusiastic and excited fans jumping up and down getting ready for tonight's event.
Jim Ross: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw in Rosemount, Illinois, where thousands of WWE fans are in attendance. Good evening everybody, I am 'good ole' JR and beside me, as always, is Jerry 'The King, Lawler and tonight King, what went down last week...
Jerry Lawler: What went down last week, JR, was a disgrace, a travesty and a total disrespect to authority! Dave Batista knew full well that in his match last week he was NOT allowed to use the Batista bomb, and what did he do? He used it JR! That was a disgrace and in my world, that is an offence which is worthy of a title stripping.
Jim Ross: Good job that the WWE is not based in your world then, isn't it King? As if we were I know for a fact we'd have one raging Animal storming around the locker room, which obviously isn't good. But tonight we WILL see the Animal in action as he is going to take on his 'other' former mentor, in Ric Flair, in the main event. Also, last week, we saw La Resistance advance to Backlash to compete with Smackdown's respresentatives, MNM, to become the first EVER WWE Undisputed Tag Team Champions; and tonight two of the four men shall be competing as William Regal will be taking on Johnny Nitro!
Jerry Lawler: I know that's going to be one hell of a match, JR, and I hope Regal can win it for Raw tonight, but who are we kidding... MR. MCMAHON IS RETURNING, TONIGHT! That's right, the chairman of the board is going to make a special, rare appearance on Raw tonight and apparently he has a couple of VERY important announcements to make. I CAN'T WAIT, JR!
Jim Ross: You're damn right, and also tonight we will determine the number one contender for Trish Status' Women's championship at Backlash as Lita shall be taking on Victoria, tonight!
Jerry Lawler: Puppies!
Jim Ross: And as announced last week by our very own general manager, Eric Bischoff, Tyson Tomko shall be in one on one action against the Money In The Bank contract holder Edge. And should Tomko win tonight, his associate and Edge's brother Christian earns the right to fight Edge at Backlash for the contract in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match!
Jerry Lawler: In the words of yourself, JR, that is going to be a slobberknocker of a match up!
***I'M BACK***
And the first person to grace us with their presence? The very unpopular, Raw General Manager, Eric Bischoff. The Bisch strolls down to the ring, cocky as ever, dressed in his usual suit with out a tie and the top button undone. Microphone in hand, he steps through the middle ropes as he is greeted by a fair amount of boos.
Jim Ross: Well normally when Mr. McMahon is rolling in to town, we expect HIM to open the show, but unfortunately we have to put up with this blithering idiot for a bit.
Jerry Lawler: How dare you insult our general manager like that, JR?! Eric Bischoff is one of the cleverest and most successful men in wrestling history and he deserves respect. I love him and I think he's doing a great job being in charge of Raw!
Jim Ross: Hmm, I guess we'll have to agree to disagree, King, because it's obvious that it's impossible to get your head out of Bischoff's ass!
Jerry Lawler: HEY! That was uncalled for, JR.
JR chuckles to himself and apologizes, as Eric is ready to speak.
Eric Bischoff: Y'know what...
***NO CHANCE***
Oh boy! The arena rises to its feet for the chairman, who hasn't been seen on television for months! Bischoff stays in the same position, pulling a "pissed off" face, but he eventually turns around to face McMahon who is making his way down the ramp, clapping so he doesn't look disrespectful to his boss.
Jim Ross: Oh boy, here comes the real authority 'round here, not that whining bastard, Eric Bischoff! He looks in great condition, King.
Jerry Lawler: You're right, JR, Vince does look in great shape, but thats no way to talk about Mr. Bischoff!
Jim Ross: Need I repeat what I said earlier, King? No, thought not. Anyway, Mr McMahon didn't even allow Eric Bischoff to say a word! AAren't you going to disrespect Mr McMahon because of that?
Jerry Lawler: Nooo, of course not JR, don't be silly! If it was anyone else, then maybe, but this is the legend that is Mr. McMahon we're talking about here!
(nervously laughs)
By now McMahon has entered the ring, grabbed a microphone from Lillian and is awaiting the crowd to calm down a little bit.
Eric Bischoff: Ahh, Vi... Mr. McMahon, what a pleasure to see you, welcome to Raw!
Vince McMahon: Wish I could say the same about you and besides, you , or anyone for that matter, doesn't welcome ME to MY SHOW! GOT IT!?!
Eric Bischoff: (Scared) Sorry Mr. McMahon
Vince McMahon: I accept your apology Mr Bischoff, now, on to serious business. Eric, would you like the good news or the...
smiles... bad news first?
Eric Bischoff: Umm, as I am a man, i'll take the BAD news first!
Vince McMahon: Well okay then. Y'see, Mr Bischoff, me and you are very similar guys. We're rich, we're successful and we're both powerful in our own right. But obviously, we're different in many more ways. Well first off, as you can see, I have a beautifully toned body!
Pops and laughs, as Eric plays along with it and shouts "absolutely" and claps
Vince McMahon: I have the final say on everything...
More pops, as Bischoff seems to agree, as VKM's face turns serious.
Vince McMahon: But most importantly, I DO NOT ABUSE MY POWER. Y'see, Eric, you've been Raw General Manager for what? Almost three years now! Boy that is impressive, but I propose the question; exactly how many people have you screwed over the years, here on Raw? How many people's dreams have you crushed over the years? And how much bullshit have you caused?
The crowd pops a lot, as Bischoff's face really is a sight to see, at this moment!
Vince McMahon: Don't get me wrong, Eric, them tactics may have got you to where you are now, but i by'gawd swear that this show is NOT WCW! No messing around, no betrayals and no politics; that's what we both agreed on when you signed your name on the dotted line. You've used and abused your power beyond the limits, and signing last week's match, and this week's match for Batista was the final straw!
Eric Bischoff: Umm...errr... final straw for what, Mr. Mcma...
Vince McMahon YOOUUUUUU'REEEEE FIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEEED!
HUUUGE POP! As a shocked Eric mouths the words, "you serious?" ans McMahon nods. Bischoff takes the hint and makes his way out of the ring.
Vince McMahon: Hey Eric, aren't you going to wait to found out who your successor is? Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome your NEW Monday Night Raw, General Manager...
***I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME***
THE ARENA BLOWS UP AS THE INFAMOUS MUSIC OF THE RATTLESNAKE HITS! ANF THE CHEERS GROW TWICE AS LOUD WHEN THE MAN HIMSELF APPEARS AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE! Vince is applauding in the ring, as Austin makes his way down the ramp stopping next to Bischoff on the way down. He raises his fist, ready to deck Eric, but he sticks his middle finger up in the face of a VERY scared Bischoff!
Jim Ross: OH MY GOD KING, THE RATTLESNAKE, THE FORMER WWE CHAMPION, THE BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANE,T STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN HAS MADE HIS RETURN TO THE WWE AND HE'S THE NEW RAW GENERAL MANAGER! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS!
Jerry Lawler: What the hell!? How is this beer-drinking idiot better than Bischoff? Has Mr. McMahon lost his mind! This is the worst decision he's ever made!
Steve is now in the ring, shakes Vince's hand and grabs a microphone, as the Austin chants begin
Steve Austin: First things first, Vince, as the general manager do I get unlimited god dam beers because you, and every single one of these people know that good ole' Stone Cold likes a nice beverage or two.
Pops
Steve Austin: Next on my agenda is that I promised Vince here that I would publically announce that I will be an impartial general manager and hand out fair and equal chances to everyone on the roster blah blah blah blah!
Vince looks a little annoyed as Austin obviously isn't doing what he was told, how he was told.
Steve Austin: Thirdly, a word from Stone Cold Steve Austin himself, that I will take nothing from nobody and if any superstar in the back wants to go fisticuffs with me over a petty little decision then they can bring it, and while they're at it they can bring a stretcher and a few celebratory beers as I won't be afraid to whip anyones scrawny ass around the arena.
And the cheers couldn't get any bigger?!
Steve Austin: Fourth, i'm gonna let Batista have something in return for putting up with that greasy bastard for months and thats if he wins his match against Ric Flair tonight he gets to decide the stipulation for his match against Triple H at Backlash!
Vince McMahon: Thank you Steve, but I have one more announcement to make. And that is that after Backlash, running up to Judgement day, every episode of Raw and Smackdown, one member of the WWE Roster will be switching brands in a draft lottery! Nobody is safe, champions, commentators and hell, EVEN GENERAL MANAGERS AREN'T SAFE!
The fans pop at both of these announcements, as Stone Cold looks to be leaving the ring.
Vince McMahon: Oh yeah, and Steve...
Steve Austin: What?!
Vince McMahon: Don't get too high on power, because remember, I ALWAYS have the last word on EVERYTHING.
SCSA thinks for a moment, as the crowd begin to boo. But STEVE BOOTS MCMAHON IN THE GUT AND HITS THE STUNNER TO A THUNDEROUS OVATION AS HIS MUSIC HITS AGAIN! He climbs to the second rope, gets two beers and cracks them both open. He drinks out of one, and drops it on the chairman as he makes his way up the ramp
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Jim Ross: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back to Monday Night Raw and if you've just joined us, you've already missed an EXPLOSIVE first 15 minutes!
Jerry Lawler: You're not wrong, JR. General Manager.... Former General Manager, Eric Bischoff has been fired by Vince McMahon himself, and do you know who he hired!? I can't beleive he did it, JR, the master mind that is Mr. McMahon hired that god damn Rattlesnake as the new Raw General Manager!
Jim Ross: You better believe it, King. And the changes don't stop there, as Mr. McMahon announced himself that following Backlash, there will be a draft lottery, and no-ones safe, not even you, King!
Jerry Lawler: Oh my god, JR, I won't be able to cope having to work next to that Smackdown dweeb, Michael Cole each and every week, I hope and pray both me and you stay here on Raw.
Jim Ross: As do I, King, but focusing on tonight, we have one hell of a show for you with the main event being the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista squaring off against the 16 time, former World Heavyweight Champion, The Nature Boy, Ric Flair in a match which may have huge implications on Triple H's title rematch at Backlash!
Jerry Lawler: I'm not sweating it, JR, Ric Flair is a professional and we all know he'll get the job done somehow, some way.
***PROMENADE***
The crowd pops as the popular team of William Regal and the Japanese Buzzsaw enter the arena with Regal dressed to compete and Tajiri dressed in a shirt and trousers. The make their way down to the ring casually, slapping the hands of the fans at ringside.
Jim Ross: Wow, what a response for Raw's representatives at Backlash!
Jerry Lawler: Well at least we know that Raw has got the fans on their side, I suppose thats a bonus.
Jim Ross: Another bonus is that these two men are two of the best technical wrestlers on the roster, no-one can argue that, King!
Jerry Lawler: I suppose not, but do Regal and Tajiri have a sexy sidekick in Melina, much like MnM do? Y'see, JR, thats the biggest bonus of them all, it's almost 3v2 with Melina involved!
***PAPARAZZI***
And the pops swiftly turn in to echoing boos throughout the arena, as the trio of Johnny Nitro, Joey Mercury and Melina enter a Raw arena for the first time. The BLUE carpet rolls out for the three, signifying their loyalty to Smackdown, which receives a few more boos, however they all ignore the crowd and do their usual entrance.
Jerry Lawler: Wow, JR! Melina looks even better in the flesh, wahoo!
Jim Ross: You obviously can't see through the mask then, King. Melina may be a lovely looking lady and one of the most attractive young women to be ever see in the WWE, but that doesn't stop the fact that she's a feisty little bitch. I'm willing to be my bottom dollar that she gets involved in either this match, next week's match or at Backlash. I'll bet you.
Jerry Lawler: Oh JR, why do you need to be so deep, sometimes it whats on the outside more than the inside. Speaking of outside, them coats Nitro and Mercury are wearing are amazing, where can I get one from?! Aha.
Match One | Singles Match
William Regal
w/ Tajiri vs Johnny Nitro
w/ Joey Mercury and Melina
From the get go, we instantly see the difference in styles of the two men; Regal's ground and pound yet technical style, and Nitro's high-risk, high-reward, rather exciting style. This is shown through the first move, the collar and elbow tie up, from which Regal gains the advantage and twists the arm of Nitro not once, but twice, wrenching back the shoulder before Nitro falls to the floor and rolls out of it, only to put Regal in the exact same position. William uses his strength advantage and counters it in to a hammer lock and attempts and early back suplex from which Nitro flips out of and chop blocks Regal, gaining the advantage. Johnny realises that he's got a great chance and lays in the boots to the sternum and shoulder region of his opponent, driving the wind out of him. Nitro allows Regal to get up after almost a dozen stiff shots, but knocks him right back down again with vicious discus clothesline. And that generally sets the tone for the majority of the match, Nitro beating down Regal with innovative offense, not allowing Regal one chance to get back up or lay in a shot whatsoever.
However, around the six and a half minute mark, with Nitro still on the offensive after Mercury getting involved whenever possible, Johnny attempts a running flying forearm to the temple of Regal, but he ducks and elevates Nitro over the top rope and slapping the floor, which garners more of a "ooooh" reaction because of the hard, slapping sound however Regal is so worn down by now he just collapses on the ring mat. Eventually, though, Regal rolls under the bottom rope with a little smile on his face and starts the chase on a fleeing Nitro, who wants as much time as possible to recover. Nitro manages to get around the ring, only to bump in to Tajiri who stands there and looks "menacingly" at Nitro. Mercury gets the hint and runs past Regal and tries to to out Tajiri, but TAJIRI IS PREPARED AND SPEWS OUT THE GREEN MIST, WHICH MERCURY DUCKS AND HITS NITRO!
Nitro, now blinded panics and runs all around ringside whilst Tajiri connects with a vicious Buzzsaw Kick to the jaw of Mercury. The Brit catches up with his opponent, connects with a boot to the stomach and throws him in to the ring. Regal follows as they both stand up and Nitro swinging aimlessly with rights and lefts; Regal ducks, gets the back of Nitro and CONNECTS WITH THE REGAL PLEX! HOWEVER HE DOESN'T MAKE THE COVER, AND LOCKS IN THE REGAL STRETCH! NITRON CONTEMPLATES TAPPING..... ITS OVER, NITRO CAN'T BARE THE PAIN ANYMORE!
Winner: William Regal defeats Johnny Nitro @ 7:32 via Submission
Melina is screaming at ringside, more specifically at the ref for not paying any attention to the green mist the Nitro suffered. Regal quickly rolls out of the ring, as him and Tajiri make their way back up the ramp as Melina and a recovering Mercury roll back in to the ring to check on the condition of their friend.
Jim Ross: YES! William Regal has done it! What a way to kick off Raw's campaign, and more importantly, Regal's and Tajiri's campaign in becoming the first ever WWE Undisputed Teag Team Champions.
Jerry Lawler: Yes it is, JR, but credit where credit is due; Johnny Nitro put up one hell of a fight and you may have to argue that if it wasn't for Tajiri.
Jim Ross: I can't disagree but at the end of the day, it is team Raw that has got the advantage heading in to next week, and ultimately in to Backlash, what a night it is going to be!
Elsewhere, cameras catch up with the World Heavyweight Champion, Batista, still dressed in a suit with his belt around his shoulder. The fans give a huge ovation for the champ as Coachman catches up with him.
Johnathan Coachman: Hey, Batista, can I get a few words please?
Batista: Urghh, If I must...
Johnathan Coachman: (Awkwardly) For the second week running, you are in the main event, both matches having something to do with your World Heavyweight Championship. Tonight, you are up against Ric Flair, and as announce by our new General Manager, Stone Cold Steve Austin, should you win tonight, YOU get to choose the stipulation for your rematch against Triple H at Backlash. Thoughts?
Batista: Steve Austin said it best earlier tonight, I had to put up with that greaseball, Eric Bischoff, for months yet I gained nothing in return from him; I had to do it all by myself whereas people like Hunter and Ric got chance after chance after chance. Tonight, i'm going to go out there and do what I need to do, and if that means bending the rules slightly, then I shall do so because let's face it; it's not as if people have never cheated against me before, is it?
Johnathan Coachman: You seem confident, have you even considered what the stipulation will be at Backlash, should you win here tonight?
Batista: Honestly? No I haven't, but as soon as I know, so will you.
Batista continues walking down the corridor, obviously not wanting to answer any more questions, leaving Coach in the corridor.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
***Burn In My Light***
Unsurprisingly, the playing of Orton's music earns himself a tonne of boos because of what he did last week to his father, and recently inducted WWE Hall of Famer, "Cowboy" Bob Orton.
Jerry Lawler: I know you're going to disagree with me JR, but what Orton did last week... I respect that. He shown the whole world that he is for real at getting another shot at the Phenom, and it shows the determination Oroton has to prove himself, and every single one of his doubters, wrong.
Jim Ross: You're dam right I'm going to disagree with you, Randy Orton not only assaulted a long-retired, 50 plus man, but he also assaulted his own Father, the same man which brought him in to the business and god damn reared him from a baby boy!
Jerry Lawler: JR, you wouldn't understand as you've never been in the ring in a competitive nature, but if you were you'd understand that you need to do anything to succeed and not be lost in the shuffle, and that's exactly what Randy Orton doesn't want. He has had an amazing career so far and it looks as if he isn't stopping at where he is at now, and he wants to extend his legacy. If that means RKO'ing his father to get to the Undertaker, and possibly defeat The Undertaker, then so be it!
Orton is now in the ring sitting on a steel chair, microphone in hand, with the arena blacked out, only for a spotlight to be shining on him.
Randy Orton: Last week, I was left with no other choice than to resort to the final option.
Boos
Randy Orton: Last week, I had to do the one thing that I would have never wanted to do, to get an opportunity.
He Cups his hands and buries his face in them, regaining his composure
Randy Orton: Last week, I had to lay my hands on my best friend, my idol, my father. I had to swallow my heart and do what was needed to get what I wanted! I had to ruin one of the few things I had in life to get an opportunity and I HAD TO DESTROY A CORNERSTONE OF MY SUCCESS TO GET TO THE UNDERTAKER!
Pops for the mention of Taker, but still the majority of the arena booking Orton.
Randy Orton: Y'see, two months ago I bumped in to one of my childhood heroes... "Superstar" Billy Graham and he told me to "go where no wrestler had gone before" and defeat The Undertaker, and ultimately destroy the legacy that is the Wrestlemania Streak. And believe it or not, I came god damn close; I came the closest than any one of the 13 men before him had, and I was just a milisecond away from cementing my place as a...
...
Randy Orton: Legend!... And between Wrestlemania and last week's Raw, I couldn't stop thinking about how or when I would get my next chance at defeating the Undertaker, hell, even get the attention of him; ad it all boiled down to a split-second decision. It all boiled down to how I felt that second, and it just so happened I felt like a bastard, and to be honest... I don't regret what I did one little bit.
Outburst of heat, for the Legend Killer
Randy Orton: OH SHUT THE HELL UP! Because quite frankly if you were in the ring right now i'd RKO all of you without a second thought, you're all nothing to me and you never will be and given the chances and the circumstances; you would have done the exact same thing.
The heat keeps on coming, Orton leans back on his chair, slings his arm over the back and has a little smile on his face
Randy Orton: What you people don't understand is that i've worked my ass off to get to where I am today. Not at one point in my professional career have I gave up or quit, yet you still boo me and doubt me. At one point, I was at the bottom at Ohio Valley Wrestling, competing among losers week-in week-out just in hope to get the call, to be called up to the main roster. Shortly after, I won my first ever Intercontinental Championship and I didn't give up once during my 210 day reign and I only lost it because off ... Mick Foley.
Pops for Mick Foley
Randy Orton: But I didn't stop there; because over a month later, after losing the Intercontinental Championship, I became the youngest EVER, World Heavyweight Champion after doing what Triple H could not and to this day, I remain the youngest World Champion in the history of the business and since then... The Legend Killer has fallen off the map.
Pops
Randy Orton: Fallen off the radar of everyone in the back...
Pops
Randy Orton: But now, most importantly, I've fallen off of the radar of the Undertak...
GONG
Lights go completely out
GONG
We see flickering of the lights, but not enough to show us anything thats significant, the crowd is going absolutely ape-shit for the rare appearance of The Deadman on Raw!
GONG
The lights come back on to see RANDY ORTON HUNG ON THE UNDERTAKERS SYMBOL, FLYING IN MIDAIR! But there is no sign of 'Taker?! All we hear are the crowd screaming, giving the biggest pop of the night so far, and Orton screaming even louder, begging for someone to come and rescue him
Jerry Lawler: OH MY GOD JR, SOMEONE HAS TO GET ORTON DOWN FROM THERE! SOMEONE HELP HIM!
Jim Ross: Oh boy, it's evident that Randy hasn't fallen off of the radar of The Undertake at all, if anything he's on his radar more than ever. By'gawd I bet Orton regrets running his mouth now!
Jerry Lawler: It doesn't matter what he regrets and what he doesn't regret, JR, just someone, PLEASE help the kid down; he doesn't deserve this!
Jim Ross: All I have to say, King, is that Orton has picked the wrong guy to mess with!
Jerry Lawler: Are you still talking! No-one has came out to help Randy yet, I hope he's alright! Oh I tell you, JR, Undertaker will be punished for this, I can see it now.
Just on cue, trainers and EMT's rush the ring, as the last scene before fading in to a video package is Orton shouting "GET ME THE HELL OFF OF THIS"
Narator: WrestleMania is over....
Screenshots of Batista holding the World Title High.
Narrator: But rivals wont let it end there...
Clips of Christian, Edge, Triple H & Batista are shown.
Narrator: On this night....
A shot of the Verizon Wireless Arena is shown.
Narrator: May 1st 2005....
A shot of Triple H with a sledgehammer in hand, walking down a hallway is shown.
Narrator: BACKLASH!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Well, we have a...
Jerry Lawler: PUPPIES J.R! PUPPIES!
Jim Ross: Oh will you stop King, is that all you ever think about?
Lita has made her way into the ring and is posing for the fans as she awaits her opponent for this evening.
***ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID****
Jim Ross: Now as I was trying to say before King interrupted me, these divas will be out to impress tonight, looking to see which one will be next in line to challenge current Womens Champion; Trish Strats for her Championship at Backlash.
Jerry Lawler: If you were a betting man, who would you put your money on J.R?
Jim Ross: I'd have to say Lita...
Jerry Lawler: Well thank goodness you're not a betting man J.R or all your money would be in a casino bank right now!
Victoria is in the ring and as usual, hasn't really gotten a positive reaction from the crowd.
Match Two | Singles Match | To become Number One Contender at Backlash
Lita
vs. Victoria
As per usual, the divas are out to show which one of them are to be next in line for a shot at Trish Stratus' Womens Championship. The action has been back & forth thus far until Lita was caught in mid-air by Victoria and hoisted up and sent right back down with a vicious move Victoria likes to call the Spiders Web. Victoria goes for a quick cover and referee Chad Patton makes the count. "1---2--" Lita is able to kick out. Victoria shows us her true knowledge of Wrestling and applies a move we rarely ever see from the Divas, an STF! Victoria has it locked on but Lita is rather close to the ropes. Victoria tries to apply more pressure to stop Lita getting to the ropes but it doesn't work as Lita is a fingertip away! She grabs the bottom rope! The referee starts a count "1-2-3-4" Victoria finally releases the STF. Victoria grabs Lita by the hair and pulls her to her feet. Chad Patton tells her not to pull the hair but she doesn't listen and tosses Lita by the hair, down face first on the mat! The referee again warns Victoria. Victoria gives a casual response to Patton and continues her assault on Lita. Victoria grabs Lita by the head and pulls her up to her feet. JAWBREAKER! Victoria is sent down and Lita has some time here! Lita gets herself back on her feet and climbs up top, the fans are on their feet as Lita waits for Victoria to get on her feet. LITA-CANRANA! No! Victoria catches her and drops her down with a huge POWERBOMB! The strength of Victoria is unreal! Victoria with a cover. "1---2---" LITA KICKS OUT!
The crowd are in awe as the WWE Diva is somehow able to kick out of that thunderous powerbomb! Victoria can't even believe it! Victoria pulls Lita back to her feet and attempts to closeline her back down but Lita ducks. Lita with a closeline of her own! No! Victoria ducks that attempt too! SUPERKICK! Lita turned right into it! The Vicious Vixen hooks the leg once again. "1---2---" LITA KICKS OUT! Massive cheer from the crowd as Lita still has something left in the tank! Victoria looks pissed and starts pulling her own hair out! She quickly grabs Lita and gets her back on her feet. Victoria is going for Widows Peak! NO! Lita rolls through before Victoria can grab her neck and she has a sunset flip! "1---2---" NO! Lita doesn't win it here. Victoria quickly gets back on her feet and attempts to slap Lita but Lita blocks it, kick to the midsection. TWIST OF FATE! Victoria pushes her off and into the corner, Lita stops herself from hitting the turnbuckle and turns around. Stiff closeline from Victoria! Lita is down and Victoria climbs up to the top rope! MOONSAULT! NO! Lita moved! Lita quickly climbs up top. LITA-SAULT! SHE HITS IT! Lita hooks the leg "1---2---3!" Lita wins!
Winner: Lita defeated Victoria via pinfall @ 6:23 via Pinfall to advance to Backlash
Lita stands back up, selling her Litasault by holding her stomach, while having her hand raised by the ref. She has a beaming smile on her face, knowing she has a chance at Backlash to regain the Women's championship, which she once owned.
Jim Ross: It was a close match, King, but like I said, Lita was victorious in this one! I really should've put my money on Lita, eh King?!
Jerry Lawler: Ahh, shut your mouth, JR. On any other day it could have been different, I reckon it was a fluke!
***TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL***
Oh what a coincidence, the Champ is making her way out. She gets a few wolf whistles (obviously 8*D) but she also gets a load of heat. She has a mic in her hand, and she stays at the top of the ramp.
Trish Stratus:Hey Lita, congratulations.
Heat for the sarcasm
Trish Stratus: C'mon guys, don't be like that; she deserves a congratulations! I mean, she's earned a title shot against the best female competitor, ever, for the most prestigious prize in our business. This!
(points to belt)
Trish has a cheeky, evil, yet rather kinky smile on her face
Trish Stratus: But I also have to congratulate you on future endeavoring your career; in a hospital bed. Y'see, we've had some history together, haven't we Lita? Since the moment I walked in to the WWE, you despised me and to be honest, the feeling was mutual. And throughout the years we've had some wars in our time, one of them main eventing Raw! I mean, who would have thought the DIVAS would main event the "A" show in the "A" company. Now, however, you're back for more, and at Backlash, the near five year rivalry we've had, all the ups and downs, all the arguments and all the brawls; they'll all come to an end as at Backlash, our match... will be a LOSER LEAVES TOWN MATCH
Cheers at the added, exciting stipulation. Lita has a smile on her face as she shouts, without a microphone; "Thats fine with me, the quicker the go the happier i'll be!"
Trish Stratus: And believe me when I say; I am not leaving Raw!.
***TIME TO ROCK AND ROLL*** hits again, as Trish turns her back on the ring and walks to the back. Lita smiles and nods at Trish's demands for the match, as she soon follows suit.
Jim Ross: Well you heard it just then, King; At Backlash, it will be Trish Stratus defending her Women's Championship against Lita in a Loser Leaves Town match!
Jerry Lawler: I know this is going to be a huuge match, JR, possibly the greatest women's match in the history of the WWE but there's only one thing wrong with it...
Jim Ross: And what's that... King?
Jerry Lawler: They'll be one set less of puppies here on Monday Night Raw!
Jim Ross: (sarcastically) Oh dear, I don't know how you'll be able to cope.
The cameras go elsewhere. We see the Intercontinental Champion, Muhammad Hussan, accompanied by Davari on an interview set.
Johnathan Coachman: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time; The Intercontinental Champion, Muhammad Hussan and Davari. Mr. Hassan, last week you managed to capture you're first ever title here in the WWE, and you defeated Shelton Benjamin in a very competitive contest. Where do you go from here?
Muhammad Hassan: Where do I go from here? From here, I carry on being an Arab-American. From here I carry on being the Intercontinental Champion and from here... I prove to the world that Americans are no longer the best performers anymore, and show that now is the time for the Arabs to grasp the few opportunities we get in this country and make the most of them. I come from a long line of Arab-American heritage, and I was the first in my family to really make sense of "The American Dream." To take hold of a chance that may never show up again, in my life, and really show that we are all equals. But I didn't do that, instead I shown that we are superior and that we are better than you!
Davari translates all of this in to arabic, just to make himself look relevant.
Johnathan Coachman: Okay, umm... Well I have confirmation that you have been scheduled to defend your newly won title for the first time at Backlash in several weeks time, however we don't know who your opponent is yet. How will you manage to prepare for your opponent in such little time.
We hear a voice, but the camera doesn't see who it's from
??? He has plenty of time, Coach, because it's me!
The camera spins around to see the FORMER Intercontinental Champion, Shelton Benjamin, who gets a fair amount of cheers as he enters the shot
Shelton Benjamin: Yeah, watchu' lookin at? Who did you expect? I tell you straight, right now, that last week was a fluke. Any other day and I woulda kicked both ya'll asses straight back to Arabia.
Muhammad Hussan: Is that true?
Shelton Benjamin: You damn sure it is, but I guess we'll have to wait till Backlash now, won't we?
Pops, as Benjamin steps up in the face of the Champ.
Muhammad Hassan: You Americans, always so confident well I tell you what, Shelton, how about we do wait until Backlash because after all you need all the time you can get. Nobodies impressed with your flashy, spinny kicks and you impact suplexes; fact is even with them you couldn't defeat me!
Another voice is heard from the back
???: But I can!
It's the Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit!
Chris Benoit: And not only will I defeat you, I would make you tap, given the opportunity.
Muhammad Hassan: Given the opportunity, huh? Well consider your opportunity given because i'm gonna' set a challenge for you; NEXT WEEK!
Pops
Muhammad Hassan: If you can defeat my associate here, Davari, in under five minutes, I'll give you the opportunity at Backlash, in a triple threat! After all, i'd love to embarrass Americans AND Canadians, it's like killing two birds with one stone.
Hassan and Davari walk out of shot, as Shelton and Benoit watch them go.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
BOOM
***SLOW CHEMICAL***
As you can expect after what he did to HBK last week, Kane enters the arena to a bucket load of heat.
Jim Ross: And here he is, the psychotic human being that, for no reason, could have possibly ended the career of the greatest performer this world has ever seen, in Shawn Michaels. What he did last week was atrocious.
Jerry Lawler: I hate agreeing with you, JR, but in this case I can't find any reason not to. After what Kane did to the Showstopper last week, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we never see HBK in this ring, in action, ever again!
A video plays over the top of Kanes entrance, of The Big Red Machine chokeslamming HBK off of the stage, last week.
Jim Ross: Honestly King, that is one of the last things I ever want to think about. I thought about it several years ago after he herniated two discs in his spine and it almost made me sick. The thought of no Shawn Michaels in the WWE.... It just disgusts me!
Jerry Lawler: What would the WWE be like, JR? Shawn Michaels, for years, has been the personification of Sports Entertainment...
Kane looks evilly at the top of the ramp, awaiting his unknown opponent
***CHILD'S PLAY***
The crowd turn silent, not knowing what to think. Obviously they are happy about the appearance of an ever-jolly Eugene, but then again they don't want to see him get demolished by this monster!
Jim Ross: Aww, come on! Are you serious? You can't let this happen, stop this right now, he'll kill him!
Jerry Lawler: I see what you mean, JR, this is just a cruel cruel joke. I bet someone sent him out there for a lollipop or something, he doesn't know any better. What has he done to deserve this.
Eugene appears on the top of the ramp, slapping his head and doing his usual entrance theatrics, slapping the hands of the unenthusiastic fans. Kane, however, has a sadistic smile and is laughing in the center of the ring.
Match Three | Singles Match
Eugene
vs. "The Big Red Machine" Kane
Before you read this, what would you expect from this match? Well whatever you thought, I'm willing to say you're half right and half wrong. You're right about the fact that Kane, quite frankly, dominates this match and obliterates poor ole' Eugene. But you're more than likely wrong with the fact that Eugene does manage to get some decent offense in mid way through, as he took a leaf out of Ric Flair's book and low blows Kane when the referee isn't looking, however his advantage doesn't last long as it seems that the low blow has only angered Kane even more. So much so that just one chokeslam isn't enough for The Big Red Machine, and neither is two! What is enough for Kane, is two Chokeslams and a Tombstone Piledriver.
However, Kane doesn't manage to connect with the Tombstone because Y2J, CHRIS JERICHO COMES RUSHING DOWN THE RAMP! He climbs the top rope behind Kane, waits for Kane to turn around with Eugene in position for the Tombstone and JERICHO FLYING DROPKICKS THE BACK OF EUGENE, SO HE FALLS ON TOP OF KANE! Jericho moves Eugene off of the top of Kane, and HITS THE LIONSAULT! Y2J drags an unconscious Eugene on top of a motionless Kane, as the crowd are going crazy for Jericho! The first ever WWE Undisputed Champion then wake sup the referee, who slowly makes the count. 1.....2.....3! EUGENE HAS DEFEATED KANE THANKS TO CHRIS JERICHO!
Winner: Eugene defeated Kane @ 3:01 via Pinfall
However, the fight doesn't stop there, as a hiding Chris Jericho pops up once again, but now with a chair and comes rushing to the ring! Kane, who is rumbling on the mat, trying to get up is INSTANTLY SENT STRAIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A THUNDEROUS CHAIR SHOT THE THE SPINE! AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER! A vicious Jericho, who is still being cheered on by the fans, slides the chair underneath the head of Kane as Jericho stalks his pray. Y2J SPRINTS ACROSS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, JUMPS OFF OF THE ROPES AND LIONSAULTS ON THE HEAD OF KANE, CRACKING IT AGAINST THE STEEL CHAIR! Jericho, still not taken away by security, snatches a microphone off of Lillian.
Chris Jericho: Kane, you big, red, crazy son of a bitch, you want to end peoples careers? You want to end legacies? You want to end SHAWN 'FRICKIN' MICHAELS!?
The crowd are still in full support of Y2J
Chris Jericho: WELL THE LEGACY LIVES ON YOU DIMENTED, PSYCHOTIC BASTARD! HOW ABOUT I END YOUR CAREER, AT BACKLASH! ME vs. YOU, KANE! I'LL SEE YOU THERE!
Security now suddenly rush to the scene, escorting a no, much-calmer Jericho form the ring, as several EMTs rush to check on the condition of Kane.
Jim Ross: Wow, King. Chris Jericho just sent out a challenge to The Big Red Machine, for Backlash!
Jerry Lawler: I don't know what to make of it, JR, is Jericho really doing the right thing? I'm sure Kane isn't going to be in the best of moods now, and the first thing thats going to be on Kane's mind is revenge!
Jim Ross: I mean, its no secret that Jericho has worshipped the ground Shawn Michaels has walked on since he was a little boy in Winnipeg, but surely this is going a little to far?
Jerry Lawler: But not only is HBK, Jericho's idol, he's one of Chris Jericho's best friends and those two men have a bond like no other! Many people compare Chris to a younger version of HBK, and for good reason; I just hope Jericho knows what he's getting himself in to!
SMACKDOWN REBOUND
Following the Smackdown rebound, a splitscreen view appears; on one side, there is Mr. Money In The Bank, EDGE... and on the other, Christian's problem Solver, TYSON TOMKO
Jim Ross: Well up next, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a huge match up! It is Mr. Money In The Bank, Edge going up against Tyson Tomko in a match which could have huge implications on Backlash, and possibly the future of the WWE!
Jerry Lawler: You aint' kiddin. If, or should I say, when Tomko defeats Edge tonight, we will have the pleasure of viewing a match of the ages, as it gives Captain Charisma, Christian the chance to fight for the thing he was so close to just 8 days ago at Wrestlemania, and that is the Money In The Bank Briefcase, at Backlash in a match Edge and Christian as a team, made famous!
Jim Ross: Thats right; should Tomko defeat Edge tonight then at Backlash, it will be Edge defending his newly won, guaranteed title shot at any time against his brother, Christian in a tables, ladders and chairs match! Boy what a match that would be.
Jerry Lawler: I CAN'T WAIT!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
In the ring already, it is the Masterpiece, Chris Masters with a steel chair set out in the middle of the ring, obviously set up in preparation for the Masterlock Challenge. The usually quite Masters has a mic in hand, and seems like he wants to speak!
Chris Masters: Okay, okay. You all know the drill, if you can break my Masterlock, which lets be honest, is the deadliest hold in the history of the WWE, then I will pay you.... $100,000 of my own money! So what dim-witted, talentless punk wants to go this week, eh?
Jim Ross: He doesn't seem to lack in the confidence department, does he?
Jerry Lawler: Aha, no sir, and I love it!
***LOOKIN GOOD IN PINK***
I know, I know, bad name for an entrance theme, but its relevant right? Because it's the Heart Throbs who enter the arena, as one of them are going to step up to the Masterlock Challenge.
Jim Ross: Oh god, you being serious? :lmao
Jerry Lawler: Normally, at this point, i'd support whoever was taking up the Masterlock challenge, but these guys are just idiots and the sooner Masters makes one of these two tap.
By now, both of them are in the ring
Chris Masters: Okay, so which one of you goons is it?
Antonio Thomas: Well Chris, we wanted to get the crowds opinion on which one of us should do it!
(faces crowd) So raise your hand and stick your finger up if you think it should be ME that takes up the Masterlock challenge.
The crowd really don't seem to be digging these two
Romeo Roselli: And raise your hand and stick your finger up....
Uh-oh, Chris Masters is taking none of this bullcrap and already has Antonio in the Masterlock! But Masters isn't done there, as he releases his grip, ducks down and locks in the Masterlock to both, Antonio Thomas and Romeo Roselli! And it isn't long until they both tap out in unison, as Masters throws them to the mat, and starts posing for the fans, who aren't that appreciative of Masters' strength, as we go backstage to Triple H's and Ric Flair's locker room.
Triple H: Right... Ric... You know what you need to do tonight don't you?
Ric Flair: I've got it brother, that punk, Batista... His ass is mine later tonight! I can't believe I carried him for all of those months and this is what he does? And that god dam Stone Cold Steve Austin, he's only been on the job one...
Triple H: (Interrupting) Hey, Ric, calm down man. Don't let Austin get to you, I hate him as much as you do. What you need to think about tonight is defeating Batista, and scramming. We can't afford to let him win tonight so you need to be on top of your game.
Ric Flair: Hunter, how long have we known each other?
Triple H: Years, why?
Ric Flair: When am I NEVER on my game, brother! WOOOOOOOO
"WOOOOO"
Triple H: (slapping Flair's back) And that's why you're the best in the world, Naitch!
Cameras go to ringside
***Metalingus***
Edge, surprisingly, gets a rather positive reaction presumably because the crowd hate Christian a lot more than Edge. However, Edge doesn't play the face but instead remains in his heel persona as he makes his way down the ramp, not interacting with fans at all.
Jim Ross: Ladies and Gentlemen, 8 days ago at Wrestlemania, Edge competed in one of the most brutal yet most entertaining matches we have ever seen. Eight men fought for the right to earn a contract which allowed them a title shot, any place, any time, as long as they have a referee with them; and it was this man, Edge, which won that contract. And should he lose tonight, and again at Backlash, that right will be stripped from Edge and instead, given to the man who was just inches away from winning it originally, Edge's brother, Christian!
Jerry Lawler: Well, I for one am hoping that Tomko beats Edge here tonight and 'Captain Charisma' gets to face off against Edge in a Tables Ladders & Chairs match at Backlash!
Jim Ross: Couldn't agree with you more, King. Although Edge earned the briefcase, a TLC match between these specialists would be a classic!
Edge enters the ring, looking pissed to the core as he clutches his Money in the Bank briefcase tightly. Edge asks, no, Edge demands a microphone and is given one.
Edge: Cut the damn music! Cut it now!
The music cuts and Edge looks so pissed!
Edge: (Shouting) Why is it every time I get an opportunity, someone tries to take it away?! It's been this way since Taboo Tuesday last year!
Boo's.
Edge: And ever since then, not only you people, but the so called superstars in the back have cost me my chances at becoming the World Heavyweight Champion!
More Heat.
Edge: You have taken away my chance, time after time after time and I'm sick of it! I'm sick to my stomach of being treated like this! I will not.... NOT be taken lightly and I will beat Christian's lackey here tonight and there will be no TLC match at Backlash. I guarantee it! I guarantee that there will be....
***ORCHESTRA - BOOM, YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES***
Jim Ross: Well it looks like Christian wasn't going to let Edge run his mouth for much longer as Tyson Tomko makes his way down to the ring!
Jerry Lawler: And with Captain Charisma at his side, J.R - Edge isn't walking out tonight as the winner, no chance!
Jim Ross: Well, King. Edge might have the wrong attitude but he has proven time and again that he can get the job done when necessary.
As suspected, 'The Problem Solver' Tomko & 'Captain charisma' Christian are not being welcomed too fondly as the Allstate Arena boo the crap out of them. Christian ignores the boos and acts as if the entire arena are peeps. Eventually, Tomko enters the ring as Christian gets up on the apron to give him a pep talk. Tomko seems to agree with whatever Christian is telling him. Christian drops down off the apron and the match is ready to go.
Match Four | Singles Match
Edge
vs. Tomko
w/ Christian
The match is ready to go as the referee calls for the bell. It is obvious that Tomko has the advantage over Edge, not only does he have a size advantage but he has the advantage of having 'Captain Charisma' in his corner. Just a reminder that should Tomko beat Edge here tonight, Christian will be allowed to face Edge at Backlash in a TLC match for the Money in the Bank briefcase. Should Tomko lose, the match will not happen. Tomko & Edge get into a collar and elbow tie up but Tomko shows his strength as he shoves Edge down on his backside. Edge is somewhat shocked that Tomko is as powerful as he is as Christian smirks on the outside of the ring. Edge gets back to a vertical base and again tries to lock up with Tomko. This time, however Tomko turns and pushes Edge towards the corner. Tomko easily gets Edge into the corner and the referee steps in, demanding Tomko release the hold. Tomko eventually releases the hold and puts his hands up int he air, because of this Edge quickly slaps the taste out of Tomko's mouth! Tomko is taken aback but quickly turns back to look at Edge, Tomko is pissed, and pissed badly. Tomko swings his arm for Edge but Edge is able to duck, now Tomko is in the corner and Edge stomps away at the midsection, over and over again in an attempt to weaken the big man down.
Edge fires himself up, as the crowd seem to be on his side and changes his stomps into right hands, eventually Edge is forced out of the corner after risking a disqualification. Edge has a brief argument with the referee but this costs him, and costs him big time as Tomko nails him with a thunderous big boot right to the jaw. Edge could possibly be knocked out as Tomko gets into the cover.... near fall! The action remains in Tomko's favor for the next few minutes but at the 5 minute mark, the momentum shifts as Tomo attempts to nail another big boot but Edge is able to duck out of the way. Tomko turns to run at Edge again and is sent planting into the top rope with a flapjack. Edge is, however down on the mat and trying to recuperate as Christian starts slamming his hands on the ring apron, yelling at Tomko to get his ass up and beat Edge. Both Edge & Tomko pull themselves up, Tomko still has more stamina in him as he charges for Edge who is pulling himself up via the ropes. As Tomko charges, Edge falls, pulling the top rope with him and sends Tomko flying over the top rope and down to the concrete floor. Christian makes his way over to check on Tomko and the announcers tell us we are going to a commercial break.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
We return from the commercial break to see Edge with Tomko in the middle of the ring, stuck in a Half Boston Crab. Christian pleads with Tomko to get to the ropes. We are shown a highlight of Edge delivering an Edgecution during the commercial, which led to him being in total control over The Problem Solver. Edge tries to apply more pressure but Tomko shows impressive strength as he uses his legs to push Edge off! Edge is sent into the the turnbuckle, but it doesn't do too much to him. Tomko is back to his feet, impressively quickly and tries to closeline edge down hard, but Edge is able to once again duck Tomko's attempted move and pulls him down to the mat by the head, hitting the Edge-O-Matic! Edge grabs Tomko's leg before it falls to the mat and makes a cover! Referee is down.... only a two count!
Edge lets out a giant sigh as he gets back on his feet. Edge see's some sort of chance as he stares at Tomko and then stares at the corner... Edge backs himself into the corner with a demented look on his face as he runs his hands through his hair and begs for Tomko to get up. It looks like it's time for the spear! The camera suddenly changes to focus on Christian who has just picked up Edge's Money in the Bank briefcase and has started walking around the ring and heading towards the ramp. Edge notices and turns his attention to Christian. Edge shouts at Christian to drop his Money in the Bank briefcase, this grabs Christian's attention and he turns slightly and looks at Edge, before finally letting out a smirk, Edge in totally unaware that Tomko is back on his feet and is approaching him from behind! Tomko quickly gets Edge into the Torture Rack position and then nails his finisher - The Tattoo Maker! Edge is down in the center of the ring and Tomko makes the cover..... It's a three count!
Winner: Tomko w/ Christian def Edge via pinfall @ 9:38
Jerry Lawler: Wooohooo! Tomko did it, J.R! Tomko beat Mr. Money in the Bank!
Jim Ross: But if it hadn't have been for the help of Christian, I bet Edge would have been able to put Tomko away with the spear!
Jerry Lawler: That may be so, J.R. But how can you be upset with the way Tomko won? We have a brilliant match for Backlash set up now!
Christian enters the ring, with the briefcase and applauds the efforts of his 'Problem Solver' Christian is beaming with joy as he now gets another chance at becoming Mr. Money in the Bank. Tomko & Christian raise their arms high in the air as Edge starts to pull himself back to his feet. As Christian lowers his arms, he turns and spots Edge is getting back up. Christian tells Tomko to get out of the way as he backs himself into the corner and runs at Edge.... SPEAR BY CHRISTIAN! Edge is laid out by his own finishing move and Christian is delighted as he raises the MITB Briefcase high int he air and then slaps his chest, blowing kisses to his peeps!
Jim Ross: Oh, come on now. Christian didn't need to do that to his brother! That was uncalled for.
Jerry Lawler: Christian is letting Edge know that he plans on taking the Money in the Bank briefcase at Backlash and I wouldn't be all that surprised if he pulled it off, J.R!
Christian continues to pose in the ring as we fade into a video package, showing us the match that took place last week between Batista and Triple H for the World Heavyweight Championship. Then we cut to a highlight of what the new General Manager, Stone Cold Steve Austin announced earlier tonight, Ric Flair vs Batista - Should Batista win, he names the stipulation for the match at Backlash. The video highlight cuts and we see a split screen of Batista on the left & Ric Flair on the right as both men are making their way out to the ring for their match, next!
COMMERCIAL BREAK
***ANIMAL***
A tremendous ovation for the current World Heavyweight Champion and he hasn't even came from behind the curtain yet! Batista jogs on out and the reaction gets even louder! Batista is clearly over with the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp.
Jim Ross: Well folks, in case you missed it earlier tonight, Stone Cold Steve Austin was named the new Raw General Manager....
Jerry Lawler: Perhaps the biggest mistake Mr. McMahon has made in his life was that decision, J.R! Stone Cold made this match between Batista & Ric Flair and if Batista wins he names the stipulation for the match against Triple H at Backlash! God only knows what Batista will pick as the stipulation.
Jim Ross: Well, after last weeks unfair battle with Triple H, I think it's only fair that Batista gets a chance to even the score and seal Triple H's fate!
Batista, now in the ring starts to do a further warm up before his opponent, Ric Flair shows up....
***WOOOOOO!***
The boo's for 'The Nature Boy' circle the arena as he makes his way from behind the curtain in his usual expensive robe, this one is a glittery purple. Flair struts down the ramp, alone, no Triple H in sight, something must be going on...
Jerry Lawler: You know what I just thought, J.R?
Jim Ross: What?
Jerry Lawler: If Ric Flair wins here tonight, then he should get a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship too!
Jim Ross: Oh please...
Jerry Lawler: Are you saying you don't think a 16 time World Champion can beat Batista, J.R?
Jim Ross: I didn't say anything of the sort, King!
As the announcers continue to bicker with each other, Ric Flair finally enters the ring and removes his robe and is ready to go.
Main Event | Non-Title | Singles Match
Batista
vs. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair
The bell sounds and this match is set to go. Flair springs himself off the rope to try and catch Batista off guard but it doesn't fool Batista. Batista knows Flair all to well after teaming with him in Evolution. Ric Flair must win this match in order to prevent Batista naming the stipulation for the World Championship match at Backlash. Flair again springs off the ropes but it still doesn't catch Batista out. Batista stands and smiles at Flair. Flair nods, and seems to be showing some respect for Batista so moves up towards Batista and extends his hand... Batista looks at Flair's hand and looks reluctant to extend his own... Batista looks out into the crowd who are surprisingly, 'Woooing' Batista nods and goes to shake Flair's hand... Flair pulls his hand away and runs his hands through his slick, white hair... Batista laughs as Flair tells Batista he should know better. Batista points and nods at Flair, still laughing until his face turns serious and Flair almost shits himself as Batista clubs him with a vicious closeline! Flair is sent down and the crowd cheer like mad. Batista grabs Flair by the hair and pulls him to his feet.... Batista lifts Flair into a bear hug lift and rams him into the corner! Batista hits a series of shoulder thrusts before backing out of the corner and yelling 'COME ON' at Flair. Flair slowly stumbles out of the corner and is nailed with another stiff closeline!
The announcers play up that Batista looks intent on destroying Ric Flair. Batista again forces Flair back to a vertical base, Flair, being the dirtiest player in the game, executes a thumb to the eye and buys himself some time. Flair quickly springs off the ropes behind Batista and attempts to nail a chop block, but Batista, with the one eye still available to him, was able to see Flair spring past him to the ropes and jumped out of the way of the chop block! Flair knows he is fucked as he gets back to his feet quickly and turns to look at Batista who nails a big time right hand to Flair's face, Batista continues nailing him with right hands and backs him towards the ropes, Batista pushes Flair off the ropes and lowers his head, Flair is able to kick Batista on the rebound but it has no effect on him! Batista just stands straight back up and looks at Flair. Batista is some sort of machine as he attempts another closeline on Flair, Flair ducks out of the way and Batista turns around and is nailed with the patented Ric Flair chops! Each chop gets the typical 'Woooo' from the crowd. However, none of the chops are doing anything to Batista as he just stands and doesn't budge. Flair, desperately hits more chops and hits them faster and faster but Batista doesn't react to them! Flair finally drops to his knee's and tries to crawl away from Batista.
Batista smirks and approaches Flair, grabbing him by the hair, another thumb to the eye! Flair quickly tries to take advantage and pulls Batista into an inside cradle.... only just a two count... Flair, again tries to act fast as he exits the ring onto the apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle, as you would expect, Batista is able to catch Flair in time and send him flying off the top rope and crashing down to the canvas. Flair lets out a scream as he crashes down on his back. Flair, smartly rolls out of the ring while he can to try and get some more time. Referee Jack Doan informs Flair that he needs to get back in the ring but Flair doesn't listen as he fixes his wrestling attire and walks around the ring. The referee eventually has enough and exits the ring to get in Flair's face and tell him to get back in the ring. Flair argues with the referee until Batista gets pissed and exits the ring too. Flair is unaware that Batista is behind him as he continues to argue with the referee. Flair finally turns around and see's Batista. Flair lets out a little scream as Batista shakes his head. Batista attempts a closeline but Flair moves and Batista smashes the referee! The referee is down! Flair with a low blow! Flair didn't take long to take advantage as he smashes his foot right into Batista's balls!
Flair woo's to the crowd who react with a woo of their own as he shoves Batista back in the ring. Flair grabs Batista by the leg and starts kicking away at it and dropping a few elbows. For the next few minutes, Flair continues to work on the leg of Batista before finally locking in the Figure 4 Leg Lock! There is no referee in sight though as lair looks like he might have Batista won. Jerry Lawler demands a referee comes out now but there still isn't any sight of one... 5 seconds later, Mike Chioda slides into the ring from out of no where. Chioda asks Batista if he wants to give it up but he says no and tries to pull himself to the ropes. Flair tries to keep the pressure of the Figure 4 locked on but Batista is just too strong as he continues to pull and eventually gets to the ropes.
Flair is irate as Batista didn't give up and quickly gets back on his feet and smacks Chioda in the face with a big right hand! The crowd boo for Flair who exits the ring and grabs a Steel Chair. Now it's getting dirty! Flair rolls back into the ring with the chair in hand and waits for Big Dave to get to his feet. Flair charges towards Batista with the chair but Batista is able to spinebuster Flair! Batista, on one leg, approaches the ropes and shakes them, the crowd are loving it! Batista grabs Flair and places his head between his legs and gets ready for the Batista Bomb! TRIPLE H ENTERS THE RING AND SMASHES BATISTA IN THE BACK WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! Triple H turns Batista around and kicks him in the gut and hooks his arms.... TRIPLE H NAILS A PEDIGREE ON BATISTA! Triple H turns Batista over and gets in his face before pulling Ric Flair on top of him! Triple H exits the ring and grabs Jack Doan who is starting to come round, Doan is rolled into the ring and he spots Flair on top of Batista! Doan makes the count - ONE.......................TWO.................THRE--- NO! Batista got the shoulder up! Batista did it! Batista kicked out of the Pedigree! Triple H's jaw drops as Flair seems to still be out of it following the spinebuster from Batista!
Triple H can't believe it and pulls Jack Doan out of the ring and gets back in! Triple H approaches Batista and pulls him back to his feet, again kicking him in the midsection and hooking the arms. Batista counters with a big back body drop and Triple H is sent down! Batista stumbles into the ropes but knows he can;t stay there for too long as he turns and Triple H is already running towards him.... SPINEBUSTER TO TRIPLE H! Triple H is sent rolling out of the ring. Batista is pissed right now as Flair is crawling towards him and pulls himself up by using Batista's legs. Batista grabs Flair by the hair and shoves him between his legs again and this time is able to hoist him up.... BATISTA BOMB! There's no referee but Batista makes the cover anyway..... Mike Chioda is back in this thing and he makes the count! ONE...............TWO.....................THREE! Batista wins, Batista beats Ric Flair!
Winner: Batista def Ric Flair via pinfall @ 16:19
Triple H just gets back to his feet and realises Batista has won the match and will decide the stipulation for the Backlash World Title match!
Jim Ross: BATISTA HAS DONE IT AGAIN! BATISTA HAS OVERCOME THE ODDS!
Jerry Lawler: Oh no! Batista is going to name a stipulation that will destroy Triple H!
Jim Ross: It doesn't look like Batista is naming that stipulation here tonight, King! He must be saving it for next week!
Batista celebrates with his World Title over a fallen Ric Flair as Triple H backs up the ramp, shaking his head and shouting "NO" constantly, knowing he is in for hell as we fade to black.
END SHOW.
Quick Results:
William Regal defeats Johnny Nitro @ 7:32 via Submission
Lita defeated Victoria via pinfall @ 6:23 via Pinfall to advance to Backlash
Eugene defeated Kane @ 3:01 via Pinfall
Tomko def Edge via pinfall @ 9:38
Batista def Ric Flair via pinfall @ 16:19
Confirmed for Backlash
World Heavyweight Championship: Batista © vs. Triple H (Stipulation TBA)
Tables Ladders & Chairs Match - Money in the Bank: Edge © vs. Christian
Kane vs. Chris Jericho
Womens Championship - Loser Leaves Town: Trish Stratus © vs. Lita
WWE Unified Tag Team Championships: William Regal & Tajiri vs. MNM
