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Woman Claims She Had The Cure For Cancer On Her Laptop That Was Stolen From Her Car!

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"ublic-service announcement comes courtesy of Sook Shin, a university researcher who says her stolen laptop contained years worth of data related to a possible cure for prostate cancer. And nope, you guessed it. She didn't back up and says some of her research can never be retrieved, while other parts could take up to two years to replicate. Shin and husband Ralf Jankecht, a professor of cell biology at Oklahoma University, are leading cancer researchers at the school. Sunday, they made a quick stop in Oklahoma City on their way back to the lab, according to the local News 9. That's when someone smashed the window of their car and made off with a 13-inch white MacBook in a dark orange computer bag. "I'm devastated and I feel so guilty," " - News 9
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I didn't even have to open the thread before I said "bullshit" lol. Obviously this woman is lying.
 

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I had the 300 million dollar Mega Millions winning ticket in my back pocket but I lost my pants at a party. Now some old couple has it and I'm left with the strange taste of denture cream in my mouth.
 

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It's ok, now the police just have to wait for some guy to claim he has the cure for cancer and arrest him before he can scoop up all the awards for it.
 

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The cure for cancer in your laptop and you're giving a $1000 reward. -____-

I thought we stopped caring about cancer a long time ago anyway, gotta work on them AIDS man
 

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Probably contains amateur pornos with her and her husband.

However, I respect and understand, that they want to get the laptop back.
 

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If i'm not mistaken there was a fat guy a few years back that said he had the cure for AIDS in his laptop and was giving a $2000 reward for anyone who found it. It turned out the "Laptop" was his penis. The $2000 reward is still available.
 
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