Booker kinda trips over his words and loses track of what he's trying to say, but I find him funny and entertaining, and his laugh makes me laugh.
JBL I used to enjoy his commentating, now that I'm hearing all this stuff about him being an asshole and a bully I'm just personally not feeling it anymore. I do still think he's a good commentator though.
Quaky Quaky Duck Duck or the heel commentator who constantly berates the heels
If you want an ass kisser, Booker T, god don't want to go race with it, but was gonna say, probably kissed so much ass in his life, that he is a master at it. (him being black isn't a problem, I'm saying his station in life as a criminal, he must have done a ton of ass kissing). But my point is, he will compliment anything.
If you want a legit heel commentator, JBL is the man, everything about him his Texas Big, but he has the "Texan'half a brain", like the character he plays on TV is bipolar.
JBL's worse. All the guy does is troll the fans and shit on the play by play guy. If he's trying to be a heel announcer he should go watch some shows called by Bobby Heenan and see how it's done. After all the shit plugs he and Cole have done for it I'm sure he knows how to get the network.