I liked Mr. Excitement. Of all the corporate parasites they've done he felt the most real. One of the best things about him was his ludicrously long name. It was like listening to Apollo Creed or Daenerys Targaryen being introduced.
Mister John Laurinaitis, the executive vice president of talent relations and interim, and soon to be permanent, general manager or both Raw and SmackDown.
I also liked Brad Maddox. That guy really had something, I don't know what the fuck happened to him. Did he get fired for calling the crowd pricks on a minor show somewhere or was that Adam Rose? Maybe Maddox is still stuck in that cave.