You're stretching credibility beyond it's breaking point by trying your best to insult me, you ******! You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. You're damn right about being vomit-inducing fugly. You're a politically vacillating phony liberal fuck; too damn broadminded to take your own side in a debate. Calling you a pea brain would be an insult to peas. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your crying over your girlfriend, which is more than a pussy ass *** - which is overwhelming. If you turned sideways and stuck out your tongue, people would think you're a zipper, you ****** fuck. You're as useful as anti-wrinkle cream in a lepor colony, you clodhopping simpleton. What makes you such an asshole? Is it the flawed family birthing process of the father sucking the infant spawn from the mother's rectum and spitting it headfirst into the tin bath? In otherward, I think you are the spitting cum of the earth and would do us all a favor by turning your computer off forever. Thank you. Bye.