[Don Draper]

Figured a thread like this could be good for a couple of unintentional lulz. Personally I'd say the worst I've ever been dumped is when I was 21 and the girl I was dating after finding out I was an Atheist left a note about me being an agent of Satan sent to turn her from the path of God. Also pretty sure she was the one who left a dead squirrel on my car.

So what's the worst any of you guys have been dumped?

 

[McQueen]

My girlfriend in high school was a cocktease holdout, broke up with me when she went to college and got pregnant a few months later. Kinda upsetting IMO.

 

[wrestlingfan91]

A few years ago, my ex made a huge scene in front of the whole class broke up and left the room, yeah after that it was over..i mean over cause the break was over Class started and i had to sit there an hour, was horrible.

 

[scrilla]

Only been dumped once in high school. All other times I've done the dumping. It wasn't bad not really a great story there just wasn't a lot of chemistry for whatever reason, but after she went and dated some real fucking losers so that was kind of embarrassing.

 

[Cynic]

Through a Facebook message.

But I fucked her friend, so I win.

 

[Captain - Charisma]

Mine was with this guy I had been going out with for around a year when I was 18, things were starting to get serious and then he just stopped, I mean he never answered calls, or was never in when I called around, he never told me anything and even to this day I have no clue what his deal was, of course at the time I was broken hearted, but it's his loss, he can kiss my ass.

 

[NWOWolfpack13]

Im a winner i dont get dumped

 

[Walls]

I've only been dumped once and it was by my last gf. She e-mailed me and at the end, I shit you not, she wished me the best in my future endeavors. I was like "What the fuck...did I just get fired?". It was so comical to me that I wasn't even mad. It's a running joke in my family now.

 

[Arya Dark]

that actual dumping wasn't bad *and that sounded gross*

but it ended up with me shooting my own car. I would blog about it but blogs are dead.

 

[scrilla]

you shot your car? like with a gun? that sounds like a good story to me

 

[Walls]

that actual dumping wasn't bad *and that sounded gross*

but it ended up with me shooting my own car. I would blog about it but blogs are dead.

Out of rage or because you were shooting at him and accidentally hit your car?

 

[Arya Dark]

Out of rage or because you were shooting at him and accidentally hit your car?

Out of stupidity.

It was a warning shot actually. Again, out of stupidity. The end result adds character to my car though.

 

[Walls]

You hillbillies are crazy.

 

[Arya Dark]

You hillbillies are crazy.

fucking insane.

 

[Walls]

I think hillbillies have it right, living out in the woods Brock Lesnar style. I am seriously considering it.

 

[Rush]

worst was getting dumped over msn. wasn't mad, just thought she'd do it better than that.

 

[Josh]

in high school got a note passed to me in class that said:

do you want me to break up with you

[x] - yes

[] - no

[] - maybe

it was pretty cruel and i almost cried

she had already crossed yes aswell

 

[Walls]

in high school got a note passed to me in class that said:

do you want me to break up with you

[x] - yes

[] - no

[] - maybe

it was pretty cruel and i almost cried

she had already crossed yes aswell

That's fucking epic, I'm sorry.

Hey, at least you didn't get fired like me, right?

 

[Josh]

yeah that would have sucked.

 

[xhc]

in high school got a note passed to me in class that said:

do you want me to break up with you

[x] - yes

[] - no

[] - maybe

it was pretty cruel and i almost cried

she had already crossed yes aswell

Wow, pretty harsh.