Out of curiosity, how can you slam your brakes nearly causing you to fall off if you're riding very slowly? I can't picture it..Story about an encounter with a Karen.
I was riding my bike very slowly on the a quiet empty and wide walkway. Yeah I know it's not aloud but my legs were tired and there was no cycle lane, I didn't want to hold up traffic or worse get rammed by a reckless driver. It's not a big deal i did it everyday and never even came lose to hitting anyone.
A wild karen appeared about 30 meters away (I think) wadling slowly up the road she catches sight of me and quickens into some combination of a jog, walk and a sprint. Jumps in front of my bike making me slam on my brakes and nearly fall off. She puts here legs on my front tire gives me a shit load of abuse saying I nearly killed her. demands I dismount. I refuse ask her to get off my bike and let me go to work because I'm going to be late. she then asked me where I work (like she was going to complain to the warehouse I worked at) I laughed in her face and told her to get a grip
Honestly one of the most infuriating moments of my life. The only time I've wanted to hit a woman. I think they're just bored middle aged women that no one wants to fuck so that's how they get attention.