[plibb]

So tonight I was wrestling with my 6 year old like he loves to do and like usual, I went to pick him up into an Attitude Adjustment. However, this time, I feel like I tore my damn bicep when picking him up. I know it's just pulled but it hurts like a you know what. Then, to top it off, my 11 month old just headbutts me for no reason in the mouth and now I have ice on my arm and a swollen lip!

What is your worst injury story when trying to be like the big boys?

 

[Ryan]

Got drunk working at a bar during the late 90's and did a Rock Bottom on a co-worker which knocked him unconcious.

 

[Hotdiggity11]

I've put a few girls in the bronco buster in my time! No ropes required.

 

[jonoaries]

Awww...
When I was a kid I always botched the sharpshooter. I never could apply it properly

 

[soxfan93]

I Superkicked my dad. Hit him in the back of the head, which gave him a concussion.

My older brother hit my with a chair. I sold it well.

 

[Hotdiggity11]

Oh damn, I just remembered a time I did almost break someone's back doing the texas cloverleaf on them.

And almost knocked someone out doing the Million Dollar Dream on another.

 

[plibb]

lol Funny stuff. Before this last one, my roommate and I in college were doing some stupid wrestling stuff and I threw a lid at him and went to do like a jumping sweet chin music. However, I went too far and was almost vertical and fell straight down on the hard floor. Not cool.

 

[radiatedrich]

None. I am a great in ring performer.

 

[megadude]

When I was a kid, I always loved to wrestle, did a chokeslam to a friend once, told him it's okay it wouldn't hurt. It went well except I did it on the basement floor...so yeah...he cried.

 

[septurum]

Do not try this at home.

 

[Dr. Ian Malcolm]

When I was in grade 8 about 15 years ago, I willingly let this other guy (who was twice my size and equally a huge wrestling fan) powerbomb me onto a table in the classroom.

Table didn't give, obviously, and my head was ringin' for a few days afterwards. Haven't really done any wrestling moves since.

 

[Dylanlip]

None. I am a great in ring performer.

Same. (Y)

 

[SHIRLEY]

A short kid got chokeslammed off a wall by a tall fat kid at my school once, while he had a can of Coke in his hand.

He ended up knocked out and had somehow swallowed the ringpull too.

 

[Rickeey]

Botced a powerbomb real bad one time. Completely ended up sandbagging my little brother Hardcore Holly style.

 

[Baldwin.]

Me & My friend were wrestling a few years ago, he attempted a C4 (Flipping Rock Bottom ¬_¬) And I jumped too early, resulting in him crashing down, arse bone first, crushing my head and knocking me out for 2 or 3 minutes.

When I was in grade 8 about 15 years ago, I willingly let this other guy (who was twice my size and equally a huge wrestling fan) powerbomb me onto a table in the classroom.

Table didn't give, obviously, and my head was ringin' for a few days afterwards. Haven't really done any wrestling moves since.

I was chokeslammed on a school table once, expected it to break so was loving it, it never broke, my back was fucked for a few days.

 

[ethancowgill]

I gave a pedigree to a big teddy bear I wrestled with once, and it fucked my knees up for a few days when I was about 7 or so. That was the end of my in-ring career.

 

[mcc4374]

The Elijah Express/Pope Express.

Jesus I nearly killed him.

 

[Mr. Rager]

Shawn Michaels learns from me.

 

[ww4ever]

when i was a youngun i accidentally did a real diamond cutter to my brother, i had to give him like $5 to stop his crying and bitching

but during my local wrestling time, ive not botched once.... i got hurt when this fat shit botched me with a middle rope suplex.... sunbitch just pulled when i wasnt ready and i felt my damn toes touch the top of my ass crack

all it really did was F my ankle up for like 2 months, during that 2 months the fat guy convinced everyone it was my fault and i was told to not show up anymore

which is why i still have wrestling dreams... but piss on local circuits, if its not FCW or something like that then they can keep it

 

[Stojy]

A DDT, leaving an old friend laid out in the rumpus room. As much as it ruined our friendship, I'd probably still do it all over again, as it turns out, the guys kind of a douche.