[Shock]

 

[LipsLikeMorphine]

I would go to the store and buy it.

 

[MB.]

Not much....

 

[IJ]

I'd ask for one...If I don't get it, then....nothing.

 

[Arya Dark]

I'd pay a buck fifty for one... *I think that's how much one costs*

 

[ABrown]

I'd wait until someone buys one, then I'd run up on 'em and take it....and I don't even like Klondike Bars

 

[NoGimmicksNeeded]

I don't even know what a Klondike bar is, but I do think OP's understanding of nuclear weapons and relative value of items are both severely lacking. Just buy one, son.

 

[reDREDD]

Your momma.

 

[Don Draper]

Absolutely nothing.

 

[Dub]

Promise to keep Matt Hardy away from them.

 

[tombo2326]

To lazy to google what this thing is.

So nothing.

 

[Chadwick Winebarger]

I thought three things after reading this thread.

1- OP continues to annoy me. Obvi-troll is obvious

2- It's amazing there are still people out there who don't know what a klondike bar is.

3- Tombo has an awesome sig

 

[NoGimmicksNeeded]

2- It's amazing there are still people out there who don't know what a klondike bar is.

Seeing as they don't sell them anywhere here, it's not outside of the realms of possibility. I don't tend to google foods I can't buy. I wouldn't expect an American to know what a Ginsters is, for instance.

Having googled a Klondike Bar, I am disappointed to note it's just a choc ice, one of the lowest of the ice cream/chocolate combos. The mighty chocolate Feast remains on top of the mountain.

 

[obby]

Fuck the top swimsuit model in the world twice, and pick up a million dollars off of the streets.

 

[shutupchico]

nothing, they suk. bad ratio of ice cream to chocolate coating

 

[Chadwick Winebarger]

Having googled a Klondike Bar, I am disappointed to note it's just a choc ice, one of the lowest of the ice cream/chocolate combos. The mighty chocolate Feast remains on top of the mountain.

Klondike bars are about 10% substance 90% hype. I remember quite a few years back when like every other commercial was a "What would you do-o-o-oo for a klondike bar" I was never a fan. If I want boring ice cream combinations I'll stick with a dilly bar.

 

[Xiphias]

Get a job in front of a desk, do little/no exercise, eat a diet of nutrition-bare foods and become morbidly obese, buy a gas-guzzling soccer mom SUV, drive it to the store 1 block away, pry my rolls of fat out of the SUV door, waddle from side to side into the store, squeeze through the doors, grab a Klondike bar with my puffy hands and walk to the counter. Reach into my pocket for my wallet, rip my moo-moo in the process, turn the wallet upside-down and let the coins fall on the counter since my fingers are too fat to grab individual coins. Let the staff member give me my change, grab my Klondike bar and walk out of the store happy, waddling to my SUV and sweating profusely. It's okay, the Klondike Bar doesn't judge me. Feeling satisfied that I've done enough exercise today, stuff the bar down my gullet and get some drive-thru.

Hi, I'm an American!
*runs*

 

[189558]

Nothing because I don't like Klondike bars.

Cookies N Cream and Snickers Ice Cream FTW.

 

[Captain - Charisma]

Well as they don't sell Klondike bars here, I would just have a Snickers instead.