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What if Scott Steiner was commentary with Booker T think about how funny that shit would be what do you think they would say on commentary
 

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Get Booker off commentary, swap Cole for Matt Striker and swap Jerry Lawler for Josh Matthews. Replace Booker with Steiner. That would be a memorable commentary team, methinks.
 

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Scott Steiner on commentary...You'd need subtitles just to understand what the fuck he's saying.

Cole: "Cena's seriously injured. He might need medical attention."
Steiner: "He trysdagedda sympy of the people, but he duddent get my sympy at all."
 

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"I'm the smiling face on your tv ohhh-"

Cole: And we kick off SmackDown with CM Punk
Steiner: Shut up! This sumavabitch CM Bitch is the world championship- puh champion comin out here now. He's on da wrong show, he's 'sposta be on Raw!
Cole: Uh yeah, he's here-
Booker: Ah know, dats mah dawg, See 'em PYUNK! Dat dude is on mah fayve faav
Steiner: Fave Five? He wouldn't even make 8 in my top 3!
Cole: ... Yes, he's here tonight to settl-
Steiner: Hehs coming here tuh talk tuh AJ Styles for sticking her nose in his bidness
Cole: Ahem, uh, AJ LEE did interfere and-
Steiner: She can come sit on mah lap right now, but she'll feel the big bad booty daddeh
Booker: ... Da Hail?
 

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Cole: Scott Steiner, you've been punched in the face before. What does that feel like?

Steiner: Fuck you, bitch! Eat my shit!

- Vic
 

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At this point, he would spend the whole two hours moaning about Hulk Hogan and Garrett and Eric Bischoff.
 

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Steiner wheezing and breathing hard into the mic would be sad/hilarious.
 

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I'll take dusty rhodes and Steiner on commentary


Rhodes: Jahhhn Thena, Dem kiddies luhhhv Jahhn Thena babehhhh

Steiner: KHJAYADUSTY CENA KJABAFLABAHTY ALLLL ON THEE LINEEEE!!!
 

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He can't be any worse than Michael Cole. Give him a go, I say.
 
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