Cole: And we kick off SmackDown with CM Punk
Steiner: Shut up! This sumavabitch CM Bitch is the world championship- puh champion comin out here now. He's on da wrong show, he's 'sposta be on Raw!
Cole: Uh yeah, he's here-
Booker: Ah know, dats mah dawg, See 'em PYUNK! Dat dude is on mah fayve faav
Steiner: Fave Five? He wouldn't even make 8 in my top 3!
Cole: ... Yes, he's here tonight to settl-
Steiner: Hehs coming here tuh talk tuh AJ Styles for sticking her nose in his bidness
Cole: Ahem, uh, AJ LEE did interfere and-
Steiner: She can come sit on mah lap right now, but she'll feel the big bad booty daddeh
Booker: ... Da Hail?