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WCW MONDAY NITRO
July Week 1
The show kicks off with the usual opening package and pyro show. The announce team welcomes us to the show and hype up some of what we'll be seeing tonight, including Masahiro Chono VS Chris Benoit, Booker T VS Alex Wright for the TV title and Hollywood Hogan VS Lex Luger, where the winner will walk away with the WCW Title, and the loser will be fired. We take it to the ring for our first match.
SEGMENT 1- Damien VS Chavo Guerrero Jr
The fan's didn't pop particularly hard for either of the two when they came out, but they put in a fairly decent Cruiserweight style match to open up the show. The match ends with Chavo Jr hitting Damien with a gory bomb.
RESULT: Chavo Guerrero Jr pins Damien at 12:40 following a Gory Bomb
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 2- Raven Promo
Raven comes out to the ring alone. The announcers mention that this is rare, since usually Raven has his Flock in tow. In a lengthy segment, Raven says that for the past few months, he's been in a rapidly worsening slump. He says that he should be the most dominant force in wrestling today, but all he's managed to do as of late is hold the WCW US title for barely a day. He hints that maybe it's his own shortcomings that are responsible for this, but he then announces that it's the useless clowns he's called his “Flock” that have caused this rapid decline. He digs into each member of his Flock one-by-one before he says that he's done with The Flock. They're nothing without him, but he's everything without them. This is a new era, the era of Raven.... NEVERMORE! Raven drops the mic and heads out through the crowd as the announcers stammer in shock.
RATING: A
SEGMENT 3- West Texas ******** VS Norman Smiley & Marty Jannetty
This is a decent showing for the newly formed team of Duncam Jr and Windham. While Norman and Jannetty looked painful (at best) as a Tag Team, it didn't matter so much as the WTR dominated throughout the entirety of the match (save a brief Jannetty comeback). The glorified squash match lasted nearly 11 minutes before the West Texas ******** ended things with a vicious double lariat.
WINNERS: West Texas ******** def Smiley & Jannetty (Duncam Jr pinning Smiley) at 10:54 following a Double Lariat.
RATING: B-
SEGMENT 4- Sonny Onoo & Masahiro Chono interview
Backstage, Gene Okerlund interviews Sonny Onoo and Masahiro Chono (though Chono more or less just stood there looking menacing due to his poor English). In the interview, Onoo (who seemingly overnight learned how to speak almost perfect English) says that he's tired of the Japanese People being little more than a joke in America and that's going to end tonight at the expense of Chris Benoit. Basic interview, but it did what it needed to do.
RATING: B-
SEGMENT 5- Fit Finlay VS Glacier
It should first be said that Finlay is a huge chunk of the reason that this match was good. This match was pretty back and fourth, with Glacier still doing a lot of his martial arts stuff (though some of it did look a lot more vicious than usual) and Finlay being a down and dirty brawler in this contest. After a shockingly good match, Finlay wrapped things up with a Celtic Cross, which the announcers are hyping as his new finishing move.
RESULTS: Fit Finlay pins Glacier at 11:49 with a Celtic Cross
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 6: Lex Luger hypes the main event
Backstage, Gene Okerlund catches up with Lex Luger. Lex cuts a promo on not just Hogan, but the nWo as a whole. He says that for almost two years, the nWo have been a thorn in Lugers side, in the side of WCW, and it ends tonight. He will win the WCW title and when he does, Hogan will have to leave WCW for good. He claims that without their leader, the new World order will fade away into obscurity, and he will be heralded as a hero. It's kind of a wonder that the crowd ate this up like they did, but whatever.
RATING: A
SEGMENT 7: El Dandy VS Juventud Guerrera
Dandy and Juventud put on a back and fourth lucha libre clinic out there, and the fans ate it up like hot cakes. After a bunch of flashy moves and near-falls, Juventud ends up winning it with a Juvi Driver.
RESULTS: Juventud Guerrera pins El Dandy at 17:33 with a Juvi Driver
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 8: Thunder Main Event
In a super quick segment, it is announced that on Thunder, Bill Goldberg will defend the United States Title against Brian Adams in the main event.
RATING: A+
SEGMENT 9: Luger gets Jumped
Lex Luger is backstage getting warmed up for his match, when Curt Hennig jumps him from behind. Henning basically beats the shit out of Luger for two minutes before the zebra squad (refs and officials and whatnot) run in to pull Hennig off of Luger. Lex is obviously hurt after this attack.
RATING: A+
SEGMENT 10: Kidman pleads with Raven
Raven is in the parking lot about to leave the arena when Billy Kidman catches up with Raven. Kidman tries to talk some sense into Raven, saying that the Flock has helped him and how HE wants to continue to help Raven, but he eventually gets hit with the Raven Effect, laying him out in the middle of the parking lot. Silly Billy, you can't talk sense into Raven!
RATING: A
SEGMENT 11: Masahiro Chono VS Chris Benoit
Man, did the crowd love this one! Chono and Benoit put on a fantastic match, with neither getting a huge advantage over the other until later on in the match. It should be noted that Onoo didn't do the whole Japanese-tourist selfie thing that he usually does; he really is a new man! Toward the ending of the match, Benoit is in solid control until Chono throws him to the outside of the ring. Chono briefly distracts the referee as Onoo grabs a kendo stick and cracks it over Benoit's head. This resulted in Benoit getting counted out, giving Chono the win. The fans are pretty pissed about this cheap win, but Onoo and Chono are celebrating like they just won the world title.
RESULT: Masahiro Chono def Chris Benoit at 17:51 by countout
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 12: Final Hour Hype
The announcers take a moment (as Chono & Onoo are still celebrating, no less) to hype up the final hour of the show. The mention that the TV title match will be happening next, and they also discuss the main event, particularly the attack earlier by Hennig. Heenan is firmly in the corner of the nWo, Tenay is appauled by the attack, and Dusty... well, Dusty's being Dusty.
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 13: Television Title Match
It's obvious that this match was booked to make Booker T look good, but Alex Wright also looked fantastic in this match. Booker used his clear size advantage to take over in the early moments, but Wright (with a little bit of cheating, of course) took control during the middle of the match, showing the world that he's one of the better cruiserweights out there today. After some fantastic back-and-fourth in the final 5-7 minutes of the bout, Booker ends up retaining the title with the Book End. The fans are pretty hyped after this match.
RESULT: Booker T retains the TV title by pinning Alex Wright at 15:50 with the Book End
RATING: A
SEGMENT 14: Bischoff's announcement
Backstage, Gene Okerlund is summoned into the office of the nWo, where everyone is congradulating Curt Hennig in doing “what needs to be done”. Mean Gene is appalled at what he's seeing, but Bischoff snatches the mic away and announces that if anyone interferes in tonights match to help Lex Luger, they will be fired. Okerlund looks like he just smelled a dead skunk after he hears that, but the nWo quickly boot him out of their office.
RATING: A+
SEGMENT 15: Hogan hypes main event
However, the camera man stays in the locker room, and Hogan cuts a promo. He says that Luger doesn't have what it takes to cut the mustard, and after tonight, that piece of crap will no longer wrestle in HIS ring (Obviously, he also said brother about 80 times, dude 63 times and Jack 28 times, but do I really need to clarify that?)
RATING: A
SEGMENT 16: Wrath VS Meng
It's pretty obvious that this match is just here to bring the crowd down a little bit before the main event, but it was still a pretty solid match, nonetheless. Meng got in a decent amount of offense, but this match was more or less all Wrath, ending with a Meltdown.
RESULTS: Wrath def Meng at 8:50 with a Meltdown
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 17: WCW Title Loser Leaves Town match
This match was about as fantastic as a Hogan-Luger match could be (which is to say not very, but the crowd ate that shit up). Hogan was in control of about 70 percent of the match (big shock), getting some decent heat from the crowd, before Luger comes out of nowhere with a huge comeback. It's looking like Luger might actually win the match, but he makes a fatal mistake and accidentally clocks the referee. Regardless, Luger continues his assault and slaps Hogan in the torture rack, eventually making him tap out. The fans pop, thinking that this is the end of the nWo like Luger said, but theres one little problem- the ref is still out. Luger drops Hogan and tries to shake the ref awake, but Steiner and Hennig interfere and beat the ever-beloved shit out of Luger. Hogan gets his shit together and nails Luger with the Leg Drop of Doom, getting the 1-2-3 as the ref miraculously comes back to life. Oh, wrestling ref logic!
RESULTS: Hollywood Hogan retains the WCW World Title against Lex Luger at 21:46 with a Legdrop (and help from Curt Hennig & Scott Steiner)
RATING: A
SEGMENT 18: Sting comes to the rescue
After the match, Hogan and his boys celebrate before turning their attention to Luger, who is slowly stumbling to his feet. The nWo mock Luger for a moment before they decide to add injury to insult. The three beat on Luger for a bit before Sting runs out, baseball bat in hand, and tries to go after the nWo. The boys in black bail before Sting can do any damage, though, leaving Sting trying to help Luger to his feet as the closing moment of the night.
RATING: A+
QUICK RESULTS
Chavo Guerrero def Damien
West Texas ******** def Norman Smiley & Marty Jannetty
Fit Finlay def Glacier
Juventud Guerrera def El Dandy
Masahiro Chono def Chris Benoit
TV TITLE: Booker T (c) def Alex Wright
Wrath def Meng
WCW TITLE LOSER LEAVES TOWN: Hollywood Hogan (c) def Lex Luger
RATING
B
ANNOUNCED FOR THUNDER
US TITLE: Bill Goldberg (c) VS Brian Adams
ANNOUNCED FOR BASH AT THE BEACH
Jack Shit
July Week 1
The show kicks off with the usual opening package and pyro show. The announce team welcomes us to the show and hype up some of what we'll be seeing tonight, including Masahiro Chono VS Chris Benoit, Booker T VS Alex Wright for the TV title and Hollywood Hogan VS Lex Luger, where the winner will walk away with the WCW Title, and the loser will be fired. We take it to the ring for our first match.
SEGMENT 1- Damien VS Chavo Guerrero Jr
The fan's didn't pop particularly hard for either of the two when they came out, but they put in a fairly decent Cruiserweight style match to open up the show. The match ends with Chavo Jr hitting Damien with a gory bomb.
RESULT: Chavo Guerrero Jr pins Damien at 12:40 following a Gory Bomb
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 2- Raven Promo
Raven comes out to the ring alone. The announcers mention that this is rare, since usually Raven has his Flock in tow. In a lengthy segment, Raven says that for the past few months, he's been in a rapidly worsening slump. He says that he should be the most dominant force in wrestling today, but all he's managed to do as of late is hold the WCW US title for barely a day. He hints that maybe it's his own shortcomings that are responsible for this, but he then announces that it's the useless clowns he's called his “Flock” that have caused this rapid decline. He digs into each member of his Flock one-by-one before he says that he's done with The Flock. They're nothing without him, but he's everything without them. This is a new era, the era of Raven.... NEVERMORE! Raven drops the mic and heads out through the crowd as the announcers stammer in shock.
RATING: A
SEGMENT 3- West Texas ******** VS Norman Smiley & Marty Jannetty
This is a decent showing for the newly formed team of Duncam Jr and Windham. While Norman and Jannetty looked painful (at best) as a Tag Team, it didn't matter so much as the WTR dominated throughout the entirety of the match (save a brief Jannetty comeback). The glorified squash match lasted nearly 11 minutes before the West Texas ******** ended things with a vicious double lariat.
WINNERS: West Texas ******** def Smiley & Jannetty (Duncam Jr pinning Smiley) at 10:54 following a Double Lariat.
RATING: B-
SEGMENT 4- Sonny Onoo & Masahiro Chono interview
Backstage, Gene Okerlund interviews Sonny Onoo and Masahiro Chono (though Chono more or less just stood there looking menacing due to his poor English). In the interview, Onoo (who seemingly overnight learned how to speak almost perfect English) says that he's tired of the Japanese People being little more than a joke in America and that's going to end tonight at the expense of Chris Benoit. Basic interview, but it did what it needed to do.
RATING: B-
SEGMENT 5- Fit Finlay VS Glacier
It should first be said that Finlay is a huge chunk of the reason that this match was good. This match was pretty back and fourth, with Glacier still doing a lot of his martial arts stuff (though some of it did look a lot more vicious than usual) and Finlay being a down and dirty brawler in this contest. After a shockingly good match, Finlay wrapped things up with a Celtic Cross, which the announcers are hyping as his new finishing move.
RESULTS: Fit Finlay pins Glacier at 11:49 with a Celtic Cross
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 6: Lex Luger hypes the main event
Backstage, Gene Okerlund catches up with Lex Luger. Lex cuts a promo on not just Hogan, but the nWo as a whole. He says that for almost two years, the nWo have been a thorn in Lugers side, in the side of WCW, and it ends tonight. He will win the WCW title and when he does, Hogan will have to leave WCW for good. He claims that without their leader, the new World order will fade away into obscurity, and he will be heralded as a hero. It's kind of a wonder that the crowd ate this up like they did, but whatever.
RATING: A
SEGMENT 7: El Dandy VS Juventud Guerrera
Dandy and Juventud put on a back and fourth lucha libre clinic out there, and the fans ate it up like hot cakes. After a bunch of flashy moves and near-falls, Juventud ends up winning it with a Juvi Driver.
RESULTS: Juventud Guerrera pins El Dandy at 17:33 with a Juvi Driver
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 8: Thunder Main Event
In a super quick segment, it is announced that on Thunder, Bill Goldberg will defend the United States Title against Brian Adams in the main event.
RATING: A+
SEGMENT 9: Luger gets Jumped
Lex Luger is backstage getting warmed up for his match, when Curt Hennig jumps him from behind. Henning basically beats the shit out of Luger for two minutes before the zebra squad (refs and officials and whatnot) run in to pull Hennig off of Luger. Lex is obviously hurt after this attack.
RATING: A+
SEGMENT 10: Kidman pleads with Raven
Raven is in the parking lot about to leave the arena when Billy Kidman catches up with Raven. Kidman tries to talk some sense into Raven, saying that the Flock has helped him and how HE wants to continue to help Raven, but he eventually gets hit with the Raven Effect, laying him out in the middle of the parking lot. Silly Billy, you can't talk sense into Raven!
RATING: A
SEGMENT 11: Masahiro Chono VS Chris Benoit
Man, did the crowd love this one! Chono and Benoit put on a fantastic match, with neither getting a huge advantage over the other until later on in the match. It should be noted that Onoo didn't do the whole Japanese-tourist selfie thing that he usually does; he really is a new man! Toward the ending of the match, Benoit is in solid control until Chono throws him to the outside of the ring. Chono briefly distracts the referee as Onoo grabs a kendo stick and cracks it over Benoit's head. This resulted in Benoit getting counted out, giving Chono the win. The fans are pretty pissed about this cheap win, but Onoo and Chono are celebrating like they just won the world title.
RESULT: Masahiro Chono def Chris Benoit at 17:51 by countout
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 12: Final Hour Hype
The announcers take a moment (as Chono & Onoo are still celebrating, no less) to hype up the final hour of the show. The mention that the TV title match will be happening next, and they also discuss the main event, particularly the attack earlier by Hennig. Heenan is firmly in the corner of the nWo, Tenay is appauled by the attack, and Dusty... well, Dusty's being Dusty.
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 13: Television Title Match
It's obvious that this match was booked to make Booker T look good, but Alex Wright also looked fantastic in this match. Booker used his clear size advantage to take over in the early moments, but Wright (with a little bit of cheating, of course) took control during the middle of the match, showing the world that he's one of the better cruiserweights out there today. After some fantastic back-and-fourth in the final 5-7 minutes of the bout, Booker ends up retaining the title with the Book End. The fans are pretty hyped after this match.
RESULT: Booker T retains the TV title by pinning Alex Wright at 15:50 with the Book End
RATING: A
SEGMENT 14: Bischoff's announcement
Backstage, Gene Okerlund is summoned into the office of the nWo, where everyone is congradulating Curt Hennig in doing “what needs to be done”. Mean Gene is appalled at what he's seeing, but Bischoff snatches the mic away and announces that if anyone interferes in tonights match to help Lex Luger, they will be fired. Okerlund looks like he just smelled a dead skunk after he hears that, but the nWo quickly boot him out of their office.
RATING: A+
SEGMENT 15: Hogan hypes main event
However, the camera man stays in the locker room, and Hogan cuts a promo. He says that Luger doesn't have what it takes to cut the mustard, and after tonight, that piece of crap will no longer wrestle in HIS ring (Obviously, he also said brother about 80 times, dude 63 times and Jack 28 times, but do I really need to clarify that?)
RATING: A
SEGMENT 16: Wrath VS Meng
It's pretty obvious that this match is just here to bring the crowd down a little bit before the main event, but it was still a pretty solid match, nonetheless. Meng got in a decent amount of offense, but this match was more or less all Wrath, ending with a Meltdown.
RESULTS: Wrath def Meng at 8:50 with a Meltdown
RATING: B+
SEGMENT 17: WCW Title Loser Leaves Town match
This match was about as fantastic as a Hogan-Luger match could be (which is to say not very, but the crowd ate that shit up). Hogan was in control of about 70 percent of the match (big shock), getting some decent heat from the crowd, before Luger comes out of nowhere with a huge comeback. It's looking like Luger might actually win the match, but he makes a fatal mistake and accidentally clocks the referee. Regardless, Luger continues his assault and slaps Hogan in the torture rack, eventually making him tap out. The fans pop, thinking that this is the end of the nWo like Luger said, but theres one little problem- the ref is still out. Luger drops Hogan and tries to shake the ref awake, but Steiner and Hennig interfere and beat the ever-beloved shit out of Luger. Hogan gets his shit together and nails Luger with the Leg Drop of Doom, getting the 1-2-3 as the ref miraculously comes back to life. Oh, wrestling ref logic!
RESULTS: Hollywood Hogan retains the WCW World Title against Lex Luger at 21:46 with a Legdrop (and help from Curt Hennig & Scott Steiner)
RATING: A
SEGMENT 18: Sting comes to the rescue
After the match, Hogan and his boys celebrate before turning their attention to Luger, who is slowly stumbling to his feet. The nWo mock Luger for a moment before they decide to add injury to insult. The three beat on Luger for a bit before Sting runs out, baseball bat in hand, and tries to go after the nWo. The boys in black bail before Sting can do any damage, though, leaving Sting trying to help Luger to his feet as the closing moment of the night.
RATING: A+
QUICK RESULTS
Chavo Guerrero def Damien
West Texas ******** def Norman Smiley & Marty Jannetty
Fit Finlay def Glacier
Juventud Guerrera def El Dandy
Masahiro Chono def Chris Benoit
TV TITLE: Booker T (c) def Alex Wright
Wrath def Meng
WCW TITLE LOSER LEAVES TOWN: Hollywood Hogan (c) def Lex Luger
RATING
B
ANNOUNCED FOR THUNDER
US TITLE: Bill Goldberg (c) VS Brian Adams
ANNOUNCED FOR BASH AT THE BEACH
Jack Shit