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Ok, I was bored. Here goes..


1. They refuse to accept the fact that most non-wrestling fans they encounter have never heard of CM Punk

2. They refuse to accept that CM Punk is not God.

3. They spam the Living Colour video of Cult of Personality with ''CM Punk sent me here!'' , much to the anoyance of In Living Colour fans that don't give a shit about wrestling.. and CM Punk

4. They hope science gets the steppin' on time travel so they can go back to the Wrestlemania 22 main event in Chicago and chant ''CM PUNK'' during both HHH and John Cena's entrances/match.

5. Since CM Punk got over, they now like to pretend like they've been supporting him as far back as his ROH days, when throughout 2010, barely anyone was complaining about Punk's lack of push.

6. They like to say 'pipebomb!' at the end of each sentence when they're 'shooting' on people IRL,

7. They think CM Punk is the next coming of Stone Cold, John F Kennedy and God.

8 When playing a WWE video game online, they get pissed that an opponent chose CM Punk before them, therefore creating their own CM Punk to prevent future tantrums.

9. They take criticism of CM Punk as personal insults

10. They think every town but Chicago sucks, unless a crowd outisde of Chicago is chanting for CM Punk

11. They dislike Zach Ryder deep down, but give him a free pass because CM Punk endorsed him at Comicon

12. They hate on their parents for not giving birth to them in Chicago

13. Even after hours of explanations, diagrams and helpful video learning guides, they still can’t understand why more people would sooner cheer and support Cena, Orton and HHH over CM Punk

14. Since CM Punk changed his theme song, they all of a sudden consider 80s music ''cool''

15. They get pissed when people ask them what the ''CM'' in CM Punk stands for, even though most of them don't really know themselves

16. Despite not having a damn clue who Colt Cabana is outside of a google search, they actively protest against his firing

17. They consider the Straight Edge Society the most underrated and overlooked stable of all time... even though at the time they didn't even bother watching Smackdown

18. They are campaigning to get ‘Cult of Personality' instated as the national anthem

19. Every Summer going forward will have to be the Summer of Punk, or it basically didn't exist,

20. They also turn their nose up at any wrestler active or retired that isn't CM Punk, unless said wrestler praised CM Punk on Twitter.

21.If one of their friends claim to enjoy wrestling, they quiz said friend on their knowledge of the life, career and influence of CM Punk before deciding whether to take their claim seriously

22. They stopped supporting Coca Cola products and switched to Pepsi.

23 They think Luke Gallow's firing was a grave injustice, yet they would always change the channel during his matches.

24. They think Beth Phoenix is the coolest diva to be banging CM Punk, therefore she is worthy of praise

25. They consider Maria Kanellis's only claim to fame is being ''the chick that dated CM Punk''.

26. They repeatedly write Good Humor-Breyers h and hassle/threaten them to get back into the WWF ice-cream business

27. if their entire wardrobe consisted of CM Punk t-shirts, they'd be happy and use that as bragging material to their friends

28. They no longer look down at short order Cooks at waffle house.

29. They think CM Punk is untouchable on the mic, and overlook the fact that his delivery is often monotonic and trite

30. They think CM Punk invented ''breaking kayfabe''

31. They think CM Punk got buried eveytime he loses a match, even though in said match he was booked to look very strong and/or got screwed due to outside interference

32. Their hatred for Randy Orton started with him beating Christian for the WHC, but the disdain intensified when they realized that he won every single match during his feud with CM Punk

33. If CM Punk isn't the WWE champion for more than a month, they conclude that WWE creative ''dropped the ball''

34. They rebeled against their parents all their lives for preventing them from doing drugs, but they now adhere to Straight edge-ism, and awarded their parents some brownie points

35. They think there's a real conspiracy backstage trying to hold Punk back.

36. They think that all of Punk's promos are a complete shoot.

37. They consider a CM Punk segment to be crap if Punk didn't get the upper hand.

38. They like to send their friends and familly members the MITB match, even though said people told them that they weren't interested.

39.. They think that CM Punk carried John Cena during all of their matches

40. They consider every CM Punk match to be flawless, and if for some reason the match was a botch fest, it was all the opponent's fault.

41. They have a tendency to randomly quote lines from CM Punk in totally unrelated conversations

42. They think all future WWE films should include CM Punk in the main roles

43. They consider the Killswitch Engage song ''this Fire burns to be nostalgic classic.

44. They would stalk Airports just to catch CM Punk when he lands.

45. they now think Dwayne Johnson's return this year was irrelevant because Punk's rise to main event status eclipsed all that.

46. They like to rewatch CM Punk segments on Youtube until fatigue hits and it isn't physically possible to stay awake

47. because of reason 46, they think sleep sucks, that it's completely unneeded and is proof that there's no such thing as ''intelligent design''

48. They think PPV buyrates should go through the roof now that CM Punk is main eventing

49. They think Miz and R Truth are steeling CM Punk's storyline

50. They refuse to aknowledge CM Punk's tenure in TNA, and they think it should be completely erased from the history books





Now don't get me wrong, I like CM Punk myself, I mostly made this list for my own amusement. :)
 

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you forgot #1.

DA ROCK IS DA BEST AND CM PUNK SHOOTED ON HIM. HE FUCKEN SUCKS DA ROCK IS A BIG STAR, DOOM BIG MOVIE! :mad:
 

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Ok, I was bored. Here goes..


1. They refuse to accept the fact that most non-wrestling fans they encounter have never heard of CM Punk

2. They refuse to accept that CM Punk is not God.

3. They spam the Living Colour video of Cult of Personality with ''CM Punk sent me here!'' , much to the anoyance of In Living Colour fans that don't give a shit about wrestling.. and CM Punk

4. They hope science gets the steppin' on time travel so they can go back to the Wrestlemania 22 main event in Chicago and chant ''CM PUNK'' during both HHH and John Cena's entrances/match.

5. Since CM Punk got over, they now like to pretend like they've been supporting him as far back as his ROH days, when throughout 2010, barely anyone was complaining about Punk's lack of push.

6. They like to say 'pipebomb!' at the end of each sentence when they're 'shooting' on people IRL,

7. They think CM Punk is the next coming of Stone Cold, John F Kennedy and God.

8 When playing a WWE video game online, they get pissed that an opponent chose CM Punk before them, therefore creating their own CM Punk to prevent future tantrums.

9. They take criticism of CM Punk as personal insults

10. They think every town but Chicago sucks, unless a crowd outisde of Chicago is chanting for CM Punk

11. They dislike Zach Ryder deep down, but give him a free pass because CM Punk endorsed him at Comicon

12. They hate on their parents for not giving birth to them in Chicago

13. Even after hours of explanations, diagrams and helpful video learning guides, they still can’t understand why more people would sooner cheer and support Cena, Orton and HHH over CM Punk

14. Since CM Punk changed his theme song, they all of a sudden consider 80s music ''cool''

15. They get pissed when people ask them what the ''CM'' in CM Punk stands for, even though most of them don't really know themselves

16. Despite not having a damn clue who Colt Cabana is outside of a google search, they actively protest against his firing

17. They consider the Straight Edge Society the most underrated and overlooked stable of all time... even though at the time they didn't even bother watching Smackdown

18. They are campaigning to get ‘Cult of Personality' instated as the national anthem

19. Every Summer going forward will have to be the Summer of Punk, or it basically didn't exist,

20. They also turn their nose up at any wrestler active or retired that isn't CM Punk, unless said wrestler praised CM Punk on Twitter.

21.If one of their friends claim to enjoy wrestling, they quiz said friend on their knowledge of the life, career and influence of CM Punk before deciding whether to take their claim seriously

22. They stopped supporting Coca Cola products and switched to Pepsi.

23 They think Luke Gallow's firing was a grave injustice, yet they would always change the channel during his matches.

24. They think Beth Phoenix is the coolest diva to be banging CM Punk, therefore she is worthy of praise

25. They consider Maria Kanellis's only claim to fame is being ''the chick that dated CM Punk''.

26. They repeatedly write Good Humor-Breyers h and hassle/threaten them to get back into the WWF ice-cream business

27. if their entire wardrobe consisted of CM Punk t-shirts, they'd be happy and use that as bragging material to their friends

28. They no longer look down at short order Cooks at waffle house.

29. They think CM Punk is untouchable on the mic, and overlook the fact that his delivery is often monotonic and trite

30. They think CM Punk invented ''breaking kayfabe''

31. They think CM Punk got buried eveytime he loses a match, even though in said match he was booked to look very strong and/or got screwed due to outside interference

32. Their hatred for Randy Orton started with him beating Christian for the WHC, but the disdain intensified when they realized that he won every single match during his feud with CM Punk

33. If CM Punk isn't the WWE champion for more than a month, they conclude that WWE creative ''dropped the ball''

34. They rebeled against their parents all their lives for preventing them from doing drugs, but they now adhere to Straight edge-ism, and awarded their parents some brownie points

35. They think there's a real conspiracy backstage trying to hold Punk back.

36. They think that all of Punk's promos are a complete shoot.

37. They consider a CM Punk segment to be crap if Punk didn't get the upper hand.

38. They like to send their friends and familly members the MITB match, even though said people told them that they weren't interested.

39.. They think that CM Punk carried John Cena during all of their matches

40. They consider every CM Punk match to be flawless, and if for some reason the match was a botch fest, it was all the opponent's fault.

41. They have a tendency to randomly quote lines from CM Punk in totally unrelated conversations

42. They think all future WWE films should include CM Punk in the main roles

43. They consider the Killswitch Engage song ''this Fire burns to be nostalgic classic.

44. They would stalk Airports just to catch CM Punk when he lands.

45. they now think Dwayne Johnson's return this year was irrelevant because Punk's rise to main event status eclipsed all that.

46. They like to rewatch CM Punk segments on Youtube until fatigue hits and it isn't physically possible to stay awake

47. because of reason 46, they think sleep sucks, that it's completely unneeded and is proof that there's no such thing as ''intelligent design''

48. They think PPV buyrates should go through the roof now that CM Punk is main eventing

49. They think Miz and R Truth are steeling CM Punk's storyline

50. They refuse to aknowledge CM Punk's tenure in TNA, and they think it should be completely erased from the history books





Now don't get me wrong, I like CM Punk myself, I mostly made this list for my own amusement. :)
I think some of this is silly, but it looks like you put some effort into it. I even agree with some of it. Good post.

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Stopped reading halfway thru but most points were questionable.

36. They think that all of Punk's promos are a complete shoot.
Other way around. ~___~
 

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Should do a list for Mark Henry marks, since everyone wants to be sucking his cock since he became WHC.

Mark Henry is not a main eventer. He was never a main eventer and will never be a main eventer. Just because someone wins a world title doesnt make them an instant star.

Swagger?
Ziggler?
Khali?
Christian?

The list goes on...., these guys all had shit reigns with a world title, lost it, and went right back down the ladder. Mark Henry is just the newest name on the list.
 

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