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TNA Spoilers 12/23 & 1/6
Wrote them myself
4 Way for a shot at the X-Division Championship
Jeremy Buck .vs. Max Buck .vs. Kazarian .vs. Robbie E w/ Cookie
Jay Lethal was on commentary
Weird match full of heels with nobody to get behind.
Kazarian picked up the win with a kneeling back to belly piledriver on Jeremy Buck.
Backstage segment with Sarita & Velvet Sky in a locker room of sorts. Sarita whipped and choked Velvet Sky with a strap and at one point had her hung from a clothes rack. Angelina Love barged in through one door but Sarita kicked her out and closed the door without locking it and then Love came through another door and ran Sarita off.
Knockouts Tag Tournament Final
Tara & Madison Rayne .vs. Angelina Love
Started as a handicap match because of Velvet’s beatdown backstage. Towards the end of the match, Winter came out and filled in for Velvet. She tagged herself into the match and executed an awkward looking swinging side slam for the win.
Jeff Jarrett $100,000 Submission Challenge
Jarrett comes out using Angle’s rise out of the ground entrance and pyro in MMA gear flunked by Gunner, Murphy, and other local talent. He issues his challenge but this time he wants to take on one of the guys from the back. He said Amazing Red caught his eye last week so he calls him out. Amazing Red comes out and the trainer at ringside who is there on Jarrett’s behalf to check on his opponents apparently does something to Red’s eye. Red stumbles into the ring fidgeting with his eye and Jarrett quickly makes Red tap to the Ankle lock.
Teleivision Title Match
15 minute Iron Man Match
AJ Styles .vs. Douglas Williams
Styles picks up one fall after a low blow behind the ref’s back and a Styles Clash. With less than a minute to go, Douglas Williams evens it up with a Chaos Theory. 15 minutes end in a draw. Fans ask for 5 more minutes. Styles has no problem with that request and wants the 5 minutes in hopes of regaining his championship. They restart the match with five more minutes on the clock. The five minutes expire with neither man picking up the victory. AJ Styles gets on the mic, and says people want to see a winner, so he asks Douglas Williams for a match at Genesis. Douglas Williams says that AJ already had his shot. Styles replies that if Douglas Williams wants to call himself a fighting champion, he should give him the match. Douglas Williams complies under one condition, if Williams wins, Styles leaves Fortune. Bischoff comes out and tells Styles and Williams that they’ll have a match at Genesis but the stipulation is that if Styles loses, he is gone not only from Fortune, but TNA for good.
They take away the Christmas decorations in preparation for the 1/6/2011 tapings.
Pope comes out and cuts a promo. He calls out the person who has been video taping him without his consent. Samoa Joe comes out. He tells Pope that he’s not a saint but that he’s a scumbag. That instead of fulfilling his community services, he’s been seen in strip clubs. He accuses Pope of collecting donations but not giving it to the people in need but instead pocketing the money himself. He also says that he hasn’t delivered the puppies he adopted from the animal shelter to the orphanage like he promised. Pope comes back and tells Joe that he shouldn’t be passing judgment on him. That he goes to strip clubs to tell the girls that they don’t have to be doing that line of work, and that he has adopted a pitbull, but that it’s been his best friend when times are tough. Pope ends the promo with his "The Pope has spoken" line.
Strap Match
Sarita .vs. Velvet Sky
Sarita wins by touching four corners before Velvet.
Jeff Jarrett $100,000 Submission Challenge
Another one but this time Jarrett challenges Amazing Red’s baby brother. Red comes out alone and Jarrett asks him what’s the matter, does his brother have stage fright? Jarrett gets on his knees and turns his back to the entrance ramp and tells Red to bring his brother out here. Red’s baby brother comes out, but he’s ripped, tattooed, and bigger than Jarrett. He pats Jarrett on the shoulder and Jarrett turns around not expecting Red’s brother to be so much bigger than Red. I’m not exactly sure who played Red’s brother but he did share some kind of resemblance and his trunks were Red's colors. They fought for a couple of minutes but the challenge was ruled a no contest when Jarrett was pulled out of the ring by Gunner and Murphy while he was locked in an ankle lock by Red's baby brother. Jarrett walked to the back with his flunkies.
Madison Rayne comes out in an evening gown looking like Audrey Hepburn accompanied by four random guys in tuxedoes. They do a cheesy entrance and carry Rayne to the ring and each one of them kisses her hand before leaving. Rayne gets on the mic and runs down Mickie James. Hardcore Country hits and Mickie James comes out. She rips the mic away from Rayne, smacks her in the mouth and tears the evening gown off of Madison Rayne. Madison runs to the back in her underwear embarrassed.
Xplosion Matches
Gunner & Murphy .vs. Ink Inc.
Gunner & Murphy win with a nightstick shot while the ref was distracted.
Sarita .vs. Miss Tessmacher
Sarita wrestles the beginning of the match with a microphone in her hand, demeaning Tessmacher by saying she’s inferior. She lets her have a couple of free shots with her back turned to her, but Sarita easily escapes Tessmacher’s waistlocks with armdrags, etc. That part was entertaining but when Sarita no longer had the microphone, a normal match got underway, and Tessmacher’s greenness showed. Sarita wins with a double underhook powerbomb.
Wrote them myself
4 Way for a shot at the X-Division Championship
Jeremy Buck .vs. Max Buck .vs. Kazarian .vs. Robbie E w/ Cookie
Jay Lethal was on commentary
Weird match full of heels with nobody to get behind.
Kazarian picked up the win with a kneeling back to belly piledriver on Jeremy Buck.
Backstage segment with Sarita & Velvet Sky in a locker room of sorts. Sarita whipped and choked Velvet Sky with a strap and at one point had her hung from a clothes rack. Angelina Love barged in through one door but Sarita kicked her out and closed the door without locking it and then Love came through another door and ran Sarita off.
Knockouts Tag Tournament Final
Tara & Madison Rayne .vs. Angelina Love
Started as a handicap match because of Velvet’s beatdown backstage. Towards the end of the match, Winter came out and filled in for Velvet. She tagged herself into the match and executed an awkward looking swinging side slam for the win.
Jeff Jarrett $100,000 Submission Challenge
Jarrett comes out using Angle’s rise out of the ground entrance and pyro in MMA gear flunked by Gunner, Murphy, and other local talent. He issues his challenge but this time he wants to take on one of the guys from the back. He said Amazing Red caught his eye last week so he calls him out. Amazing Red comes out and the trainer at ringside who is there on Jarrett’s behalf to check on his opponents apparently does something to Red’s eye. Red stumbles into the ring fidgeting with his eye and Jarrett quickly makes Red tap to the Ankle lock.
Teleivision Title Match
15 minute Iron Man Match
AJ Styles .vs. Douglas Williams
Styles picks up one fall after a low blow behind the ref’s back and a Styles Clash. With less than a minute to go, Douglas Williams evens it up with a Chaos Theory. 15 minutes end in a draw. Fans ask for 5 more minutes. Styles has no problem with that request and wants the 5 minutes in hopes of regaining his championship. They restart the match with five more minutes on the clock. The five minutes expire with neither man picking up the victory. AJ Styles gets on the mic, and says people want to see a winner, so he asks Douglas Williams for a match at Genesis. Douglas Williams says that AJ already had his shot. Styles replies that if Douglas Williams wants to call himself a fighting champion, he should give him the match. Douglas Williams complies under one condition, if Williams wins, Styles leaves Fortune. Bischoff comes out and tells Styles and Williams that they’ll have a match at Genesis but the stipulation is that if Styles loses, he is gone not only from Fortune, but TNA for good.
They take away the Christmas decorations in preparation for the 1/6/2011 tapings.
Pope comes out and cuts a promo. He calls out the person who has been video taping him without his consent. Samoa Joe comes out. He tells Pope that he’s not a saint but that he’s a scumbag. That instead of fulfilling his community services, he’s been seen in strip clubs. He accuses Pope of collecting donations but not giving it to the people in need but instead pocketing the money himself. He also says that he hasn’t delivered the puppies he adopted from the animal shelter to the orphanage like he promised. Pope comes back and tells Joe that he shouldn’t be passing judgment on him. That he goes to strip clubs to tell the girls that they don’t have to be doing that line of work, and that he has adopted a pitbull, but that it’s been his best friend when times are tough. Pope ends the promo with his "The Pope has spoken" line.
Strap Match
Sarita .vs. Velvet Sky
Sarita wins by touching four corners before Velvet.
Jeff Jarrett $100,000 Submission Challenge
Another one but this time Jarrett challenges Amazing Red’s baby brother. Red comes out alone and Jarrett asks him what’s the matter, does his brother have stage fright? Jarrett gets on his knees and turns his back to the entrance ramp and tells Red to bring his brother out here. Red’s baby brother comes out, but he’s ripped, tattooed, and bigger than Jarrett. He pats Jarrett on the shoulder and Jarrett turns around not expecting Red’s brother to be so much bigger than Red. I’m not exactly sure who played Red’s brother but he did share some kind of resemblance and his trunks were Red's colors. They fought for a couple of minutes but the challenge was ruled a no contest when Jarrett was pulled out of the ring by Gunner and Murphy while he was locked in an ankle lock by Red's baby brother. Jarrett walked to the back with his flunkies.
Madison Rayne comes out in an evening gown looking like Audrey Hepburn accompanied by four random guys in tuxedoes. They do a cheesy entrance and carry Rayne to the ring and each one of them kisses her hand before leaving. Rayne gets on the mic and runs down Mickie James. Hardcore Country hits and Mickie James comes out. She rips the mic away from Rayne, smacks her in the mouth and tears the evening gown off of Madison Rayne. Madison runs to the back in her underwear embarrassed.
Xplosion Matches
Gunner & Murphy .vs. Ink Inc.
Gunner & Murphy win with a nightstick shot while the ref was distracted.
Sarita .vs. Miss Tessmacher
Sarita wrestles the beginning of the match with a microphone in her hand, demeaning Tessmacher by saying she’s inferior. She lets her have a couple of free shots with her back turned to her, but Sarita easily escapes Tessmacher’s waistlocks with armdrags, etc. That part was entertaining but when Sarita no longer had the microphone, a normal match got underway, and Tessmacher’s greenness showed. Sarita wins with a double underhook powerbomb.