Squared Circle Gimmick
1. Tara, Madison Rayne and Sarita defeated The Beautiful People and Mickie James. Sarita got the pinfall.
2. The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Generation Me and Ink Inc. in a three-way tag match. Team 3D came down afterward and challenged the champs, who accepted. Lots of backscratching and doing each other's hand gestures for the crowd.
3. Robbie E defeated Jay Lethal in a street fight/hardcore match.
4. AJ and Douglas Williams defeated RVD and Raven. Williams hit a high flying move on RVD for the final blow. AJ rolled him up for the pin. Williams was irked after the match that AJ stole the glory. RVD is paranoid that EV2 will turn on him like Jeff Hardy did.
5. Jeff Jarrett beat Matt Morgan in a chain match. Morgan replaced Anderson, who wasn't even on camera. Morgan was shown earlier in the night saying that it was uncool to expect Anderson to work due to the concussion he suffered via Jeff Hardy's chairshot last week.
Notes: They cut promos with Morgan all night and then he came out to tried to talk Jeff out of the match. After getting pissed, Morgan strapped on the chain and took on Jarrett. Not sure if a bell ever sounded. Fortune ran down after Morgan slammed Jarrett around for a bit and they choked Morgan with the chain that Jarrett turned into a noose. No one came out to save Morgan.
There was a casket next to the ring during a promo Pope did in which Abyss came out into the crowd and swore that 'They' told him to take out the Pope. The casket was never used or even referred to which was weird to the live crowd.
Orlando Jordan fought Magnus in a match taped for Xplosion before the Impact tapings, but I didn't catch the winner. I'm pretty sure Jordan won.
Kazarian defeated Rhino in a match taped for Xplosion prior to Impact.
In a match taped after Impact, Stevie Richards defeated Kioshi with the Stevie Kick.
Not sure where Ric Flair fits into all this but... Sounds entertaining anyways! lol* Backstage, Tara has attacked Mickie James at catering. They’re fighting all over catering but there’s no actual food. They start hitting each other with trash. The lone cameraman gets knocked down. The ladies fight to the outside and a new camera is on. Madison Rayne helps Tara until The Beautiful People run out. We now have a full scale Knockouts brawl. Sarita runs out too. After a big fight, Angelina Love and Madison Rayne fight to inside the (Impact Zone. Velvet and Sarita make their way inside too. They fight up to the announce table. Backstage Tara and Mickie James are fighting their way in as well. Mickie dives off the guardrail onto Tara. Everybody is now in the ring fighting. Ric Flair and security is breaking it up. Tara hits Flair. Flair threatens to fight a girl. Mickie slaps Flair twice and he flops. Flair gets on the mic and asks what the hell are they doing? They all stop for a second and then they all start brawling again. Flair and security break it up again and makes a match for later: Mickie James & The Beautiful People vs. Madison Rayne, Tara & Sarita.