From the Wrestling Guy
By Mr. X
Date: March 20th, 2004
Time: 6:25 a.m.
Title: Breaking News ~ Vince McMahon Quits the WWE
We have strong reason to believe that Vince McMahon has quit the World Wrestling Federation. We will have more information as we get it.
From the Wrestling Guy
By Mr. X
Date: March 20th 2004
Time: 7:15 a.m.
Title: Update on Vince/Quitting the WWE
To further update you on the information given to the wrestling guy, it appears that the information given to me appears to be true. Vincent Kennedy McMahon has quit his own creation after many decades of running a company he poured his heart into. As of the this minute their isn’t a president of the WWE, and a new president shall be announced by Vince McMahon himself at a approximately 12:00 pm. Many speculate that one or both of Vince’s children may be announced as the new president (s) of the WWE. We continue to update you as this story develops.
From the Wrestling Guy
By Mr. X
Date: March 20th, 2004
Time: 8:39 a.m.
Title: Wrestler’s Comments on the WWE
Since I have been informed of Vince McMahon’s departure I have received many comments from various wrestlers.
Shane McMahon: “I am completely shocked by my father’s decision to quit the company. He never discussed quitting the company as of late so I am still a little surprised. But I am able and ready to run the company.”
Stephanie McMahon had a comment but I was too distracted by her breasts. She then proceeded to slap me.
Triple H: “I am the game, and you don’t want to play me. raaaaargggg.” (Note: after the growl his comments became inaudible for man ears. He then talked to Stephanie and proceeds to growl some more.
Rikishi: Where is my thong?
I will return with more information.
From the Wrestling Guy
By Mr. X
Date: March 20th, 2004
Time: 12:00 p.m.
Title: Breaking News ~ Ultimate Warrior is President of the WWE
This very sketchy information, but it appears that Vince McMahon has announced Ultimate Warrior as the new owner of the WWE. If the info holds true may god help us all.
By Mr. X
Date: March 20th, 2004
Time: 6:25 a.m.
Title: Breaking News ~ Vince McMahon Quits the WWE
We have strong reason to believe that Vince McMahon has quit the World Wrestling Federation. We will have more information as we get it.
From the Wrestling Guy
By Mr. X
Date: March 20th 2004
Time: 7:15 a.m.
Title: Update on Vince/Quitting the WWE
To further update you on the information given to the wrestling guy, it appears that the information given to me appears to be true. Vincent Kennedy McMahon has quit his own creation after many decades of running a company he poured his heart into. As of the this minute their isn’t a president of the WWE, and a new president shall be announced by Vince McMahon himself at a approximately 12:00 pm. Many speculate that one or both of Vince’s children may be announced as the new president (s) of the WWE. We continue to update you as this story develops.
From the Wrestling Guy
By Mr. X
Date: March 20th, 2004
Time: 8:39 a.m.
Title: Wrestler’s Comments on the WWE
Since I have been informed of Vince McMahon’s departure I have received many comments from various wrestlers.
Shane McMahon: “I am completely shocked by my father’s decision to quit the company. He never discussed quitting the company as of late so I am still a little surprised. But I am able and ready to run the company.”
Stephanie McMahon had a comment but I was too distracted by her breasts. She then proceeded to slap me.
Triple H: “I am the game, and you don’t want to play me. raaaaargggg.” (Note: after the growl his comments became inaudible for man ears. He then talked to Stephanie and proceeds to growl some more.
Rikishi: Where is my thong?
I will return with more information.
From the Wrestling Guy
By Mr. X
Date: March 20th, 2004
Time: 12:00 p.m.
Title: Breaking News ~ Ultimate Warrior is President of the WWE
This very sketchy information, but it appears that Vince McMahon has announced Ultimate Warrior as the new owner of the WWE. If the info holds true may god help us all.