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... would like to thank WWE Champion Sheamus for being our #1 customer and single-handedly increasing annual lime sales in North America by 7%!



It's the great concentration of Vitamin C and countless other nutrients that gives Sheamus the strength and stamina to perform in the ring as WWE Champion!

...Did you know?


- Lime contains by far more vitamin C than the lemon. A glass of warm water with lime juice and a teaspoonful of honey is an ideal remedy for cold and dry cough.

- Lime juice is a pep-up in cases of listlessness and a rundown feeling due to vitamin deficiency.

- The pectin content in fruit pulp is said to be beneficial in lowering blood cholesterol.

- The vitamin C content in lime increases the body's resistance to disease, aids the healing of wounds and prevents damage to the eyes.

- Vitamin C is also helpful in maintaining the health of the teeth and other bones of the body. It prevents decay and loosening of the teeth, dental caries, toothache, bleeding of the gums and fragility of bones.

- The rind of the fruit also has medicinal properties. It contains a volatile oil which is used in medicine for improving digestion and removing wind

- Lime is considered highly beneficial in the treatment of digestive disorders.

- The lime juice is of great value in constipation, when it is taken first thing in the morning in a glass of warm water.

- The citric acid in limes has an alkaline reaction in the system which can relieve peptic ulcers.

- Few drops of warm lime-juice diluted with water should be instilled in the eyes in case of conjunctivitis. Its regular use with pure rose water in the ratio of 1:4 is helpful in preventing old-age cataract.

- Lime juice diluted in warm water was proven valuable in cystitis. It gives relief to burning sensation and also stops bleeding in cystitis.

- The lime juice is also excellent for weight reduction. Fresh juice' of a lime mixed in a glassful of water and sweetened with honey should be taken every morning on empty stomach in case of obesity.

- Lime contain limonene, this phytochemical are potent detoxifiers with anti-biotic effect that is protective against bacterial poisoning.

- The potent anti-viral properties in lime can kill cholera bacilli within a very short period of time. Drink one part juice and one part water regularly.

- Lemon peels when rub on dry or scaly skin can restore softness and add moisture to the skin.


..... so you can never really have TOO MANY LIMES~!

Note: overconsumption may cause skin whitening.
 

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Somebody really needs to tell me why this whole Sheamus entrance theme joke is supposed to be funny.
Aw come on, Pyro, lighten up ... don't be a lobster head.

This thread is actually useful as well as funny, instead of all the negative/repetitive threads we get here. Looks like I'm gonna start eating more limes.
 

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"- The lime juice is also excellent for weight reduction. Fresh juice' of a lime mixed in a glassful of water and sweetened with honey should be taken every morning on empty stomach in case of obesity."

Explain the science of this one please.
 

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the lobster head is, or rather was, slightly funny but too many limes???? really?? What, did you get fucked in the ear by your dog while the theme was playing, it sounds nothing like limes. And even if it did, it wouldn't be funny and this thread certainly isnt
 

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Aw come on, Pyro, lighten up ... don't be a lobster head.

This thread is actually useful as well as funny, instead of all the negative/repetitive threads we get here. Looks like I'm gonna start eating more limes.
I'm perfectly light as it is, I just want to know why something so stupid is intended to be funny when it's not.
 

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Arent jokes supposed to be ....funny? This sounds like a joke Eugene would be trying to make

"i heard Shaemus' music, and it said too many limes, and it was funny!!"
 
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