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Yes, thats right my good fellows. Any comedy lines you know or heard of about the World Wrestling Entertainment can be posted right here in this "joke" forum. I'll start us off as I am a good sir.

"What is Kofi Kingston to Evan Bourne apart from tag team partner, his drug dealer"

Oh hahaha now that is quite a rascal isn't it? Got anymore?
 

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What do you call any HHH match? A buried alive match.

That was the first joke I saw when I googled WWE jokes. Just helping you get the ball rolling.
 

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What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?
Arrgh, my quad!

What did CM Punk tell Adam Copeland when he tried to feel him up?
I’m straight, Edge

Why did Kevin Nash cross the road?
He didn’t, he already tore his quad stepping off the curb

What did D’Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
Oh Bubba, test the fries!

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Awh my good sirs those were quite humorous, any more?
 

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What did Lou Thesz get for creating the jumping leg drop move? He became fameasser.

Cause... geddit...
 

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I'll try and think up some;

What have John Cena and some week-old bread got in common? They're both stale ;)

What's the difference between Randy Orton and Vincent Van Gogh? Randy Orton can't draw ;)
 

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What do Gregory Helms and Hurricane Katrina have in common?

They made a big splash but everyone forgot about them after a while.
 

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Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy are in a car.. Whos driving?
The Police officer.

Why is unemployment so high in the US?
Because Santino Marella and Jinder Mahal always do the jobs.

Why was Bubba Ray Dudley fired from the take away restaurant?
He kept asking D-Von to get the table.

What did John Cena tell the Japanese Chef?
You can’t Sashimi!

Not mine got them off websites fucking funny though.
 

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How many Vince McMahons does it take to a screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulb screwed Lightbulb.
 

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- Why can't Vince go to heaven?
- Because he has no chance in hell!

- What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?
- You can't C me!
 
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