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Seriously. Where did they find this guy. He doesn't seem to know anything about wrestling at all. I was watching Superstars on youtube and this guy was on there commentating. It was a divas match, so I was only half paying attention. Till I hear this guy say "What a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!" or something like that. I figure, if divas are pulling out slick moves like that now, I want to see it. So rewind. Guess what I find? It wasn't a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. No tilt-a-whirling or backbreaking at all. It was a damn northern lights suplex.
Then he called a power slam a "body-to-body flip." :no:
I get it: commentators make mistakes. But how do you mistake a suplex for a backbreaker? Or not know what a powerslam is? Even kids know what those are. It's like he never watched wrestling a da in his life. I watched the rest of the match and, not only does he add nothing to commentary-wise, but he's also bland as hell. He makes Todd Grisham sound like CM Punk. Sounds like a gameshow host.
But I have to admit, I couldn't help but be entertained by how horrible he was. So can you tell me what's the deal with this guy? Is he just a fill-in? Or will we be seeing more of him?
I hope he sticks around.
I get it: commentators make mistakes. But how do you mistake a suplex for a backbreaker? Or not know what a powerslam is? Even kids know what those are. It's like he never watched wrestling a da in his life. I watched the rest of the match and, not only does he add nothing to commentary-wise, but he's also bland as hell. He makes Todd Grisham sound like CM Punk. Sounds like a gameshow host.
But I have to admit, I couldn't help but be entertained by how horrible he was. So can you tell me what's the deal with this guy? Is he just a fill-in? Or will we be seeing more of him?
I hope he sticks around.