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Like all epic elitist systems you will have the cream of the very crop right at the top then you will have a level just below . Such as Greek Mythology where Hades , Zeus and Poseidon where on another level to the likes of Athena , Aries and co . But you will tend to get the cooler gods being the likes of Aries . You can also have fun with it and throw in a few comedy ones in there for good value if you like . Anyway here is my list .

Highest Level Gods ( Pop Culture Icons )-
  • Vince Mcmahon - God of Business
  • Hulk Hogan - God of no selling
  • Stone Cold - God of attitude
  • The Rock - God of the people
  • John Cena - God of never say die
  • Brock Lesnar - God of pain

Second tier level gods ( Amazing Wrestlers who were huge within the industry )
  • The Undertaker - God of Wrestlemania
  • Triple H - God of War
  • Batista - God of Steroids
  • Mankind - God of hardcore Wrestling
  • Ric Flair - God of Nature
  • Sting - God of the Face Paint
  • Goldberg - God of injuries
  • Bret Hart - God of Excellence
  • Shawn Michaels - God of performance
  • Kurt Angle - God of Wrestling (Sorry JBL )

Third Tier Gods ( memorable Wrestlers )
  • Mean Street Posse - God of losing
  • Orlando Jordan - God of homosexuals
  • Muhammad Hassan - God of terror
  • Booker T - God of ******
  • Rvd - God of pot
  • Edge - God of Rated R segments
  • Trish Stratus - God of divas
  • Sid Vicious - God of don't try this at home
  • The Hardys - God of being given a second chance

Haha your turn now either make your own list , or add to my list the ones I was missing . Or Amend my list if you like it but think it is missing a few from either tiers .

Disclaimer my list excluded all the Nippon wrestlers who are gods in the Japanese territory as I don't follow that part of worlds wrestling .

PS Zack Ryder as a "Broski among Gods".-Extra-
 

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gods of the Solar System:

Vince McMahon: The Sun god

The Undertaker: The Moon god

Hulk Hogan: The Earth god

Stone Cold: god of Mercury

The Rock: god of Jupiter

gods of the Earth:

Sting: god of Night

Shawn Michaels: god of Day

Ric Flair: god of Water

Brock Lesnar: god of Land

gods of Weather:

Kurt Angle: god of Storms

Triple H: god of Tornadoes

Goldberg: god of Eruption

Bret Hart: god of Hail
 

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gods of the Solar System:

Vince Mcmahon: The Sun god

The Undertaker: The Moon god

Hulk Hogan: The Earth god

Stone Cold: god of Mercury

The Rock: god of Jupiter

gods of the Earth:

Sting: god of Night

Shawn Michaels: god of Day

Ric Flair: god of Water

Brock Lesnar: god of Land

gods of Weather:

Kurt Angle: god of Storms

Triple H: god of Tornadoes

Goldberg: god of Eruption

Bret Hart: god of Hail
haha quality
but what about the gods of the universe lol ?
 

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Ashley Massaro - Goddess of Titties
 

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Zach Ryder - God of Jobs
Eddie Guerrero - God of Lying, Cheating, and Stealing

this is actually a great idea.
 

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That list misses Zack Ryder as a "Broski among Gods".
 
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Funny stuff. It should be noted however that Hogan did a lot of selling in his day. Thats all his matches were.
No doubts the guy sold loads , not to forget his upcoming sextape as well lol ! The guy just keeps on selling ( apart from where it matters most to us in the ring lol )
 
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