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I recall on one occasion at a local footbal--...(sigh) Soccer game, I had the enjoyable experience of sitting next to an overweight chav who had probably had one too many Buckys. He was doing the usual drunken fan, incoherent ranting crap when all of a sudden, he decides to stand up, pulls down his jogging bottoms (at which point I started yelling my guts out for security), ran onto the pitch, and just before he was restrained by police, took a dump on the pitch. At which point I couldnt help but sblack slightly at the sight of all the other fans seeing all this transpire with their jaws wide open. I swear I'm not making this up, and it was WAY more graphic than how I describe it here.

Any of you guys got any funny stories?



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Well my one friend almost got picked up by the drunk tank, and they had stopped at the light ahead of us to watch my group carrying two people back to the dorms. We cut through a lot to the adjacent street to lose them nad my one friend won't shut up. We tell him to shut up Kansas. And he nods along knowing the repercussions, and agrees "Shut up Kansas!" he then proceeds to sit on the group in a Buddhist position and go "Sssssh... I am Buddha."

You know you're drunk when you are telling yourself to shut up.

Also seen someone shit the shower in their drunken-mess.
 

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*No references to the thread plz ¬_¬*

I recall on one occasion at a local footbal--...(sigh) Soccer game, I had the enjoyable experience of sitting next to an overweight chav who had probably had one too many Buckys. He was doing the usual drunken fan, incoherent ranting crap when all of a sudden, he decides to stand up, pulls down his jogging bottoms (at which point I started yelling my guts out for security), ran onto the pitch, and just before he was restrained by police, took a dump on the pitch. At which point I couldnt help but sblack slightly at the sight of all the other fans seeing all this transpire with their jaws wide open. I swear I'm not making this up, and it was WAY more graphic than how I describe it here.

Any of you guys got any funny stories?
I believe you, no reason to make that up on a wrestling forum even when it does sound surreal. That is one of the crazy ass story haha, don't know whether id laugh or cry if I saw that happen :lmao
 

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Friend halfway passed out on the couch: "Tell him if doesn't stop playing that piano I'll punch him in the fucking neck."

.... Well, he didn't stop banging on the piano...
 

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Seen someone refill their own drink with puke that looked exactly the same as the drink, didn't spill any either. Also piled nearly everything from someones living room onto someone who passed out on their couch.
 
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