You want to know a fast and easy way to become one of the biggest douchebags in the world? (This is directed at those of you who aren't already among them)
Jump on a bandwagon.
Lock on to someone you wish you were that people you wish you were are over-praising to no end. Then blindly bash everyone else that doesn't agree with you and your journey towards the Douche Side of the Force will be COMPLETE.
This had all become increasingly irritating to me upon the rise of my Texas Rangers into the World Series recently. Let me put it this way...
NORMALLY... absolutely no one in Dallas talks about, watches, or gives the slightest flying FUCK about the Texas Rangers. I mean... ZERO people. ZIP. NADA. Their endeavors rarely even make it into the first 3 pages of the local newspaper sports section most of the time. But the past two months have given birth to legions of "Rangers fans", most of whome I didn't know even watched BASEBALL, let alone our team that never did shit until this year.
I tolerated it at first. "Let the fucking people be happy", I said. I tried, man... I really did.
But the good times couldn't last forever.
And with that, the beginning of a great war against the bandwagon had begun. A war I would have to fight alone. A war not just against Texas Rangers "fans", but a war against all who ride ANY bandwagon. A war people are usually too out-numbered to fight.
But not I. Not Cerbs. Where others had fallen in the past, I would single-handedly push the front further. I would spit in the face of adversity and take the fight to the bandwagons HEAD ON. And though my struggle has not been without it's share of scars and battle fatigue, everyone who stands with me can feel a sense of victory knowing there was someone who listened. Someone who took action. Someone who took a fucking stand against the mockery that goes down here... and that someone is ME.
Dawning the logo of the least-respected team in the NFL as my avatar, the 0-7 Buffalo Bills, I launched a series of strikes against what I deemed to be the most ridiculous bandwagons on WF. Each in seperate sections of the forum. They were all mini-rants in a way, so I guess you could say this rant you are reading now is actually 4 seperate rants.
The first was against Kaitlyn of NXT, who despite lacking talent in any way, shape, or form, maintains an embarrassing cult following on WF. The second was against the incredibly boring Wade Barrett of Raw, which couldn't have been going better until Lady Croft stepped in and shut it down. The third and final blow was delivered to the TNA section (where the truly independant thinkers of WF are known to reside ) against the horribly average Pope.
Despite the impression these rants gave some posters, the purpose of these rants was not to troll, but to say what some posters are afraid to say out of fear of backlash from overly-devoted fanboys. I did not fake the perspectives contained in these rants, I sincerely hate all 3 of these people. And I must say, it seems a few people here now hate me.
Nah, probably just your state which is Texas. I mean, you just pile hate on anyone with a different ethnicity, religious background, sexual orientation and oh yeah mental and physical disabilities.
You god damn red necks, no wonder I've always hated Stone Cole.
Oh yay, another nostalgia trip on how things were so much better back in the attitude era. If you really want to try to make a point about Nexus being stupid and Wade Barret being a loser, then you must compare them to the rest of todays WWE or you'll just make a fool out of yourself.
In my opinion, Nexus is the best thing that has happened to WWE for a long time. They've been booked surprisingly well, they've managed to keep the audiences interest in the angle for a very long while even though it includes a bunch of green rookies. Nexus has been a breath of fresh air to the WWE and a very welcome one. Also, I can't quite agree on Wade Barrett being a bad talker.. Sure, he's not The Rock, but he's definately one of the best of the current roster. And it's only his first year.
^Thread made no mention of the Attitude erai just wish people on this forum wernt so wanky over the attitude era it wasnt that fucking good.
Actually, you cannot go around calling every opinion that thinks your post was a troll rant just because you disagree with that opinion
you made this post and you decided to be intentially rude about Wade again just for the sake of it.
this is epic fail fpalm
^Has a problem taking things too literally I thinkCerbs, you seem to be ignoring everyone's main point here in that you hate the guy so much that you are willing to pay for front row seats to hate on the guy some more. He's a heel, and you aren't meant to like him. It doesn't matter what reason you are hating him for, you are still hating him which in turn means he's doing an excellent job.
Oh, the irony...But the smark has said he wants to go buy a seat to boo him. Thats the difference. If a heel makes you want to PAY to go boo him he's doing an awesome job.
Thats the difference people of low intelligence like yourself need to realize. If Jo Mo made you want to go boo him and poke him the eye from the front row then yes Jo Mo was doing his job. If you just sat home thinking he sucks then thats an entirely different thing.
Learn the difference you fucking tard.
What really? Really? Whats REALLY making you upset today guy?
If Kaitlyn gets your panties in a bunch that much and you aren't on a haterade rampage for some other reason , then wow... go seek anger management Its not like she comes to the ring rapping about getting crunk or anything so don't get carried away here
Got to be honest, you would though.
Something about her.
its times like this im ashamed to be a wrestling fan.
@Cerbs : Ok , yes she technically stinks at wrestling , so do 90%+ of all divas in the WWE period , whats the big deal? I reidderate : Other than like 20% of the IWC , who cares if divas are technically good wrestlers? Its not like you have to be on some Kaitlyn Lovers bandwagon but why try to start a Kaitlyn hater bandwagon? Couldn't you go in the Kaitlyn Indifference... bandwagon? That seems the sensible thing to do
She offers nothing? Are you gay?
*bolded for emphasis on Klebold's stellar insightsIm not saying that I do, but that's the purpose of the Divas and Knockouts, to bring in that type of viewer that does fap to hot women. I dont seek them out on a wrestling show but I don't object to them either... Id rather see Kaitlyn than Gail Kim or Alicia Fox or Tamina. At least Kaitlyn is hot as fuck.
Btw, you might want to remove that link to your facebook in future before you accuse others of sad stuff.
She is really cute
Sadly Cerbs, I can only dissaprove once. :no:
Majority watches NXT because of her so she definately brings something
I couldn't give two shits if she stays or goes.
With that being said I had to make this...
Pope > Cerbs.
The guy's comfortable on the mic.
Solid enough in the ring.
Has a good look.
Is over with the crowd.
Has an entertaining gimmick.
Of all the things there is to criticise TNA over, criticising them for pushing The Pope is retarded at best, and hints at an agenda.
Are there some WWE marks still butthurt they badly dropped the ball with The Pope? I think there may well be, lolz.
I swear EVERYONE was on his nuts earlier this year. Remember when threads got Pope jacked?
Are you serious!? He's got a character now and has time and feuds to build himself up in TNA. And it all depends on who you ask, I actually am a fan of his ECW work and have been praising him for years. Maybe not on this forum but there actually are fans of his ECW work. And my point here is that over the span of a few years, of course he has more fans. You must be high.
Pope pulls off this gimmick well because he is actually pretty talented when it comes to promos. He has good charisma and I'm sorry, not "any black dude" could pull this off. Let's not bring race into this lol...
WWE has fired multiple, extremely talented young wrestlers. And judging from all of the shoots put out in the last 5 years, it's all about politics and kissing ass in the WWE. And what does Popes amateur boxing career have to do with ANYTHING. That hasn't been brought up in god knows when. I don't hear Tenay and Taz shoving that down our throats so I have no clue on why this is a point on why the pope apparently sucks...
Did you really.... post a STANDARD wrestling match, a match where Pope defeated Styles, a match where Pope had great reactions the entire match, a match where Styles had like 5 fucking rest holds... And compare Pope to the Ultimate Warrior!? I'm beginning to think that you're kidding and are actually a big fan of Popes because you're making yourself look like an idiot.
Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail on your part. You don't know what you're talking about and have a hard time appreciating charismatic, good wrestlers. I am not saying Pope is god's gift to wrestling because we know that's Christopher Daniels thing, but you should be hating on different guys because there is a lot worse in TNA then the Pope. I.E. Rob Terry. Thank you and I'm done.
^This was a lie. He didn't give red rep.If you don't like Pope fine. But the random insulting of his fans wasn't needed and was vintage troll.
You seemed to be asking for a red rep so I gave it to you. You're better than this.
The Pope is Pimpin!!!! This thread sucks. Can I get an amen!!!!
Unfortunately for these people, the support I rallied for this cause was far greater...
Anyways, I know this has been a long read, but it was something that needed to be done. I hope everyone I insulted understands. They are an enemy of humanity by riding their bandwagons and justice seriously needed to be served. I don't typically have a problem with people who are fans of these wrestlers, or anything else popular for that matter. But if you're going to be a fan of something or someone, you should adore them for the right reasons. And you should stick with them through the good times and the bad, not just when it's convenient for you.
"Our nation, this generation, will lift the dark threat of violence from our people and our future. We will rally the world to this cause by our efforts, by our courage. We will not tire, we will not falter and we will not fail." - George W Bush
And with that, I leave you with Norman Greenbaum in the spirit of war times. Until next time, your Rants Commander-in-Chief... Cerbs.