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As past debates fade and great duties become clear, let us begin a new era of trans-Atlantic unity," Bush will say in a speech on Monday. Appealing for aid for Iraq, he urges the world's democracies "to give tangible political, economic and security assistance to the world's newest democracy." Excerpts of his address were released on his arrival here. Hoping to set a more conciliatory tone for his second term, Bush will meet over five days with some of his toughest critics: French President Jacques Chirac and German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder, both of whom fiercely opposed the U.S. led invasion. Net Worth and Magna pit their mobile businesses in a head-to-head contest -- see how they matched up!It’s Like Looking In A Mirror
As usual, we return to the candidates awaiting the outcome of the boardroom from the week before. Realizing Kristen was the one to get the ax, no one seems too upset about the outcome. Angie says she had feared that Kristen would eat Audrey alive, but as it turned out, Audrey was more than capable of holding her own. Audrey claims she’s a nice girl at heart, but when Kristen tried to take her down, her claws came out. Audrey tosses a few four letter words around, just to prove what a tough girl she is. Oh honey, if swearing was impressive, Brian would have been crowned The Apprentice by now.Meanwhile Magna, still intact, is reunited. It doesn’t take long for Michael to start talking and claims that he rather enjoys all his trips to the boardroom. You see, this last time, Trump winked at him. Winked! Michael deduces from this friendly gesture that Trump thinks they are the same person, give or take a few billion dollars. Michael takes it a step further to compare all their similarities. Welcome to Delusionland. Population:Michael. You see, Trump dates Eastern European women and Michael exclusively dates Eastern European women. However, that appears to be it for the similarities, since Michael seems to think that one little tidbit is enough to make his case. I think Michael needs to lower his standards a bit and put down the mail-order bride catalogue. Michael reminds me of the overweight, older, used car salesman stereotype that insists on dating only Playboy Playmates. Like the rest of the free world, Erin thinks Michael and Trump are absolutely nothing alike. She also adds that Michael is a jackass. Score one for Erin.See If You Can Screw This One UpWhopper 101" -- Eighteen new candidates arrive in New York City from this friendly gesture that Trump thinks they are the same person, give or take a few billion dollars. Michael takes it a step further to compare all their similCOLLEGES VISITING H.E.H.S.
Representatives from the following colleges will be at Hoffman next week to talk with interested juniors/seniors: Tuesday, February 8th, at 11:00 a.m., Harper College, Palatine, IL. Wednesday, February 9th, 8:00 a.m., Illinois Institute of Technology, Chicago, IL.; 10:00 a.m., St. Mary of the Woods College, Terre Haute, IN. Come to the Career Resource Center, Room 145, for a pass if interested in meeting with a representative. Check the boards for dates and times. (G. Kazlusky)ATTENTION SENIORS!
Bring in pictures for the Senior Slide Show. Each picture should be labeled with your name and I.D.#. Please place all pictures in the box, on the counter, in the Main Office. (L. Book/D. Albin)WHOSE DESK IS THIS?
Do you ever wonder which teachers have the messiest desk? Well there are pictures posted in the Cafeteria. The person who can figure out whose desk is whose will win a Chipotle gift certificate. Drop your answers in the Student Council Suggestion Box or guess Friday during all lunches. (R. Lindeen)
arities. Welcome to Delusionland. Population:Michael. You see, Trump dates Eastern European women and Michael exclusively dates Eastern European women. However, that appears to be it for the similarities, since Michael seems to think that one little tidbit is enough to make his case. I think Michael needs to lower his standards a bit and put down the mail-order bride catalogue. Michael reminds me of the overweight, older, used car salesman stereotype that insists on dating only Playboy Playmates. Like the rest of the free world, Erin thinksall over the country on the season three premiere of "The Apprentice." Donald Trump shakes things up in the boardroom and splits the teams into "Book Smarts" (those with college degrees) and "Street Smarts" (those with only a high school diploma). The candidates become acquainted with each other in their new suite in Trump Tower and immediately begin to create names for their teams. Then the candidates battle it out in the billion-dollar fast food business. An early star flames out, while another sizzles. The winners hit the town with The Donald and his fiance Melania while the losers get a grilling in the boardroom as the first candidate is fired. As Magna and Net Worth assemble the next day for their new task, Trump tells both teams that they have a lot to prove with the next assignment. Each team is to create a mobile business and is given a Visa card with a $5000 limit for seed money. He adds that the business can be almost anything. Normally, I’m sure he wouldn’t feel the need to qualify this statement, but after last week, he can’t risk it. Since Trump handed Bren the credit card, Bren assumes this to be a sign that he is meant to be Project Manager and lead the team to victory. Or maybe Trump just picked the shortest person from each side and it means nothing. Very quickly, Bren encounters problems when his team fails to come up with any sort of ideas. Tentatively, Bren suggests a mobile massage. Most of the team is supportive of the idea, except for Stephanie. Bren asks her to give him a reason right there why she doesn’t like the idea rather than saving it for the boardroom. Stephanie fails to come up with any reasons, even though she’s arguing with the man that based his last great idea around a cucumber. Michael starts coming up with all sorts of names for the massage parlour on wheels, most of them ending in ‘go-go’. Erin tells Michael she thinks he’s a chauvinist a-go-go. Michael pouts, his brilliance ignored once again and slinks off to the sidelines.eanwhile, Tana volunteers to be the next Project Manager for NetWorth. Their first action is to take a look at the trailer itself. Everyone oohs and ahhs and is very impressed. Inspired, Angie immediately suggests using it as a moving casting couch and starts to make calls to recruit a casting agent to come on board. She picks up the phone and makes a few calls to varying degrees of success. It turns out that people either don’t understand what Angie is suggesting, they don’t like it, or they REALLY don’t like it. She’s chastised, yelled at and hung up on. John observes that Angie could be the heel or the hero and right now, it’s not looking good for her.
Child At Heart. A Really, Really, Really Annoying ChildSince Magna’s number one strategy this far has been to find other people to do their work for them, they hire a consultant to help them conceptualize their massage on wheels plan. In hindsight, it’s likely a good move since, well, we know what happens when Magna’s ideas are allowed to run wild. If a consultant of some sort was not involved, the end result might be a porn studio in a pimped out trailer. The consultant suggests they offer additional services, like manicures and advises they come up with a fun and catchy name. Bren likes City Spa On The Move. Maria, the consultant, clearly doesn’t. Heck, Michael’s Massage A-Go-Go suggestion isn’t looking too bad right now. Speaking of Michael, he’s back at the suite with Erin, essentially driving her crazy. Erin likens Michael to a child, constantly trying to get her attention and spending the rest of his time doing absolutely nothing. Erin handles him just as I would, with scorn and mockery. Who knew that she could be so amusing? Bren later instructs Stephanie to make a burger run from Queens to Manhattan. She is absolutely furious about this and spends the same amount of time it would take me to WALK from Queens to Manhattan complaining about it. It never dawns on her that perhaps it was to keep her out of Bren’s scraggly hair in the first place. Trouble is, I’m sure it never occurred to Bren to keep her out of the way; he was probably just hungry for some big city food. Wasn’t She Married to Ethan Hopp?Stuck with the mobile casting couch idea, Angie continues to have difficulty securing a casting agent willing to go along for the, uh, ride. After what seems to have been hours, the other members of NetWorth finally decide to do something besides watch Angie get shot down by almost every casting agent in town. While the bulk of the team has moved on, inexplicably, to interior design, (retro chic, for those taking notes,) Tara decides to pick up the phone and solicit some casting agents herself. With John’s help, Tara manages to secure a casting agent for $1000. Tana is over the moon, seemingly oblivious to the fact that finding a casting agent central to the whole fricken plan. Tana is even more impressed when she learns this is actually a legitimate casting agent! She casts for real, live, honest to goodness movies, including one starring Uma Thurma! My, that is impressive! Clearly, Tana was expecting to hire a scam artist and was happy to find someone legit. It’s also obvious that I watch way more Entertainment Tonight than Tana does. Ever perky, Tana has a good feeling and can’t wait for the next day. I desperately want her to fail.Please Put Down The Flyers
NetWorth has staked out the location, docked their retro style trailer down and opened their doors to the casting agent. They take to the streets with flyers in hand and try to recruit customers. At first, there is very little interest. John is concerned and a little annoyed with Angie, who guaranteed that there would be lineups down the street. John, for a smart guy, you shouldn’t have believed that guarantee for a second, especially if your marketing plan revolves around flyers. Tana, as delusional as ever, thinks that everything is going swimmingly, despite the fact that New Yorkers are not as eager to slap $25 down on a face to face interview with a casting agent as originally believed. For a group of ‘Street Smart’ candidates, Tana is amazingly naïve. Tara manages to save some of their collective dignity, by talking up the idea to passers by and pointing out how difficult it is to get one on one time with a casting agent. Slowly but surely, they are able to drum up some business. Tana is again delighted at their success and even more pleased to learn that the casting agent, you know, might be able to actually help these people find work. Did Tana think they got the casting agent’s number from a bathroom stall? Why is she so surprised at this turn of events? This is what casting agents are paid to do! Even as Project Manager, Tana clearly doesn’t understand all aspects of the plan. Meanwhile, the lineup Angie promised starts to appear. If you guarantee it, it will come, especially if Tara is there to help save your butt.Magna has also succumbed to the allure of the flyer and takes to the streets to draw in customers to their spa on wheels, which, like NetWorth’s trailer, remains stationary the whole time. Erin is able to recruit people with ease and soon there isn’t an empty seat in the double-wide. Michael, as usual, is having difficulty and tells Bren he’s having a tough time passing flyers out to strangers and finds it a bit creepy. Bren sort of shrugs his shoulders and tells Michael to continue. Better to be creepy around strangers than teammates, I suppose. Michael’s day is not a complete loss, however, and manages to convince George to pamper himself. Like NetWorth, Magna feels confident about their day and ends on a high.Insert Pearl Necklace Joke HereMagna and NetWorth return to the boardroom where Jill, in for aabsenarolyn, and George, reveal the results. Magna managed to make $918 and NetWorth earned $991.00. Once again, NetWorth wins. Trump reveals that as a reward, NetWorth will be sent on a shopping trip to Mikimoto to buy pearls. Erin looks as devastated as if someone told her she looks exactly like Ashlee Simpson. On the shopping spree, Craig models tiaras, Tana and the guys buy stuff for their significant others and the rest of the girls splurge on themselves. NetWorth is flying away on a wing and a prayer. Believe it or not, they’re just high school grads…Let The Finger Pointing BeginLike the logical, well educated group they are, Magna assembles to discuss what went wrong. At first, they handle the situation like adults. All agree they did well and worked well, despite the outcome. Once divided, they start to bicker like 7 year olds, hopped up on sugar, fighting over the last toy on earth. Stephanie and Michael complain about Bren and his poor leadership. Erin and Bren complain about Michael and his laziness. Michael, Bren and pretty much everyone else complain about Stephanie’s attitude and negativity. Bren promises that in the boardroom, he’s going to be a vicious S-O-B and take someone else down, so long as it isn’t him. What Is Wrong With You?On Survivor, when a tribe returns to Tribal Council again and again, Jeff takes the opportunity to wax poetic, screw with their heads and rub their failures in their collective faces. Not Trump. Trump sighs a frustrated sigh upon entering and quietly asks Bren what the hell happened. Perhaps that’s a better question to ask those responsible for casting. Bren, the voice of reason in a bowtie, says that the location was good, the concept was good, but they dropped the ball with marketing. After all, they used up all their good ideas by coming up with the mobile massages and hiring the consultant. They’re spent! Trump points out that NetWorth, despite being only high school graduates, are much more creative than Magna. Thank you Captain Obvious. He asks Bren if it would help to shuffle the teams. Bren responds yes. Trump counters with who he would replace from Magna. To no one’s surprise, he says Stephanie and Michael. Both look shocked, although it’s beyond me why they would be. Michael attempts to defend himself, pointing out that he was out there handing out flyers while Bren just sat on his butt all day. Michael fails to realize that Bren was sitting, at the point of sale, with all the money, doing his job. Bren figures that Michael, the self-appointed sexiest man in the suite, shouldn’t have had any problem with the ladies. I suppose there just weren’t enough Eastern European women walking around in that location for Michael to be truly effective. Kendra and Alex both agree that Bren is a good leader and Alex points out that Stephanie’s bad attitude is a liability to the rest of the team. Erin relishes her opportunity to bash Michael some more and observes that Michael is much too laid back and doesn’t have the fire in the belly required to really succeed in business. Trump asks Bren who he’d like to take to the boardroom and selects Stephanie and Michael.Keep Your Big Mouth Shut!Trump confers with Jill and George briefly to get their take on the three candidates. George thinks that Stephanie is negative and is bringing the struggling team down. Jill points out that Michael didn’t contribute and doesn’t add anything to the team. Bren, Michael and Stephanie return to the boardroom and Trump asks Stephanie to assess the guys. She says she respects them both. No one seems to believe her. Trump asks Bren who he would fire and he suggests Stephanie. As Bren begins to explain why Stephanie is more of a liability than Michael, Michael interrupts. Trump is flabbergasted. He asks Michael why he would interrupt Bren when Bren was pleading a case for Stephanie to be fired. Michael just wants to rip on Bren some more. Appalled by his idiocy, Trump drops the hammer and fires Michael. Michael, while shocked, leaves his business card on the table. Trump can’t even bring himself to even look at the card, doubting that there will ever be a time when he will be in desperate need of a jackass. Michael makes his walk of shame to the taxi and says now that he’s gone, Magna will have an extremely difficult time winning against NetWorth. Bold prediction, moron, considering Magna was having a difficult time winning against NetWorth when you were on the team. Whatever will they do? Rookie Diva Contest - Swimsuit CompetitionTorrie hosted this last segment alone, as Dawn would not return after being slammed by Michelle. They replayed the slam, for those that didn't see it twenty minutes ago on a show they paid to see. Joy wore a Steelers jersey to the ring, while the other contestants wore robes. Each woman had 15 seconds to disrobe and show off their bikini. Rochelle almost fell down in her heels. Michelle did a handspring backflip. They asked the audience who they liked while "the votes are tallied". The crowd booed Rochelle and Lauren, and cheered Michelle and Joy (not coincidentally, the two that wore Steelers gear tonight). Joy won, with 65% of the vote. Michelle came in second with 18%. Lauren had 11%. Rochelle had 6%. Winner: Joy Giovanni. The Wrestlemania Contender tournament was recapped in a music video. John Cena vs. Kurt Angle. This was the finals of the tournament to determine the number one contender to the WWE Title. The winner receives a WWE Title match at Wrestlemania (which will be a three way if Batista signs with Smackdown). Cena's U.S. Title is not on the line. Angle took Cena over to the ropes at the start with a chinlock, but broke clean. Angle grabbed a double leg takedown and applied a side headlock. Cena got out, but Angle took him back down with a side mare. Cena got out, but Angle took him back down with a side headlock with a trapped arm. Cena got to the ropes for a break. Cena grabbed a side headlock of his own, but Angle shoved him off and grabbed a drop toehold. Angle went into a front facelock, but Cena got them to the ropes. Cena hit some shoulderblocks against the ropes and right hands. Cena ducked a punch by Angle and clotheslined him over the top rope and to the floor. Cena went after Angle on the outside, clotheslining him over the announcers table and pounding him on the floor. Cena rammed Angle into the table, and tossed him back into the ring. Cena hit a fisherman's suplex for a two count. Cena punched and kicked Angle in a corner, then booted him in the face when he charged him. Cena hit a clothesline, and Angle went to the floor for a breather. Cena punched Angle down in the corner when he came back in, but Angle mounted a comeback by giving Cena a German suplex into the turnbuckles. The crowd came alive, with pro and anti-Angle chants. Angle worked over Cena with kicks and hit a vertical suplex for two. Angle hit a backbreaker for a two count. The crowd got behind Cena now. Angle punched Cena in a corner, then snapmared him and applied a bodyscissors. Angle rubbed his forearm across the face of Cena. Angle went into a reverse chinlock, but Cena elbowed and punched out. Cena hit a back elbow, but Angle responded with three German suplexes. Cena got his foot on the bottom rope at the two count. Angle applied a modified Camel Clutch, driving his knee into Cena's back. Cena kneed out of it, ducked a clothesline and hit a flying shoulderblock. Cena hit a series of rights, and a headbutt. Cena hit a pair of clotheslines and a back elbow. Angle raked Cena's eyes, but Cena reversed a whip and hit a spinebuster for two. Angle hit a knee to the gut and a German suplex. Cena broke free of the waistlock and hit a side powerbomb for a two count. Cena went for an FU, but Angle floated out of it and into a sunset flip for two. Angle hit an overhead belly to belly suplex. Angle went for the Angle Slam, but Cena floated out and hit a DDT for two. Cena went for the FU again, but Angle went into a Victory Roll and applied the ankle lock, to a pop. Cena rolled out of it, sending Angle through the ropes and to the floor. Cena went to the top rope as Angle got on the apron, and gave Angle a top rope legdrop to the back of the neck as Angle we getting back into the ring. Cena got a two count. Cena charged into an Angle boot. Angle charged Cena, and Cena grabbed him in the FU. Angle kicked out at two. Cena argued with the referee, then went back to Angle, but Angle clipped his knee. Angle went to work on the leg, dropping elbows and sitting down on it. Angle hit a chopblock to the back of the leg and stomped it. Angle rammed Cena's leg into the ringpost four times. Angle could audibly be heard saying "turn on your stomach" and Cena rolled over. Angle twisted Cena's legs, then stomped him in a corner. Angle took his straps down, then stomped the leg again. Angle hit the Angle Slam, and then applied the ankle lock. Cena went to the ropes, but Angle pulled him back into the center of the ring. Cena went towards the ropes again, but Angle dropped down, adding a leglace to the hold. Cena made the ropes after struggling, and Angle broke the hold on the four count. Angle went back to it again, and accidentally hit the referee as he released the hold on the four count. Some fans chanted "HBK". Angle went for John Cena's chain, but Cena charged Angle in the corner, then hit an FU. Cena covered, and the referee slowly crawled over and counted three at the twenty minute mark. Winner: John Cena. Angle was aggravated at ringside, toppling the Since it was "mobile," I think they should have moved around. I wonder why neither of the teams thought of moving. For the food run, Bren got all 3 of the members that were together to get the food right?? I would have just asked one and told the other 2 to get back and start helping.



im testing to see if post size matters how many points u get

how come i got no fucking points who deleted them
 

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ya um this is stupid, I like how you can copy/paste usless stuff. die.
 

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Please stop ending your posts with "chall!". For every time I read that, my testicles shrivel up and die a little. :(
 

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Chall is my friendly way of saying toodles/holla/later etc. at the end of my posts. Although the correct spelling is ciao I spell it chall otherwise people might think I am saying Ka-ee-yo. Plus chall looks better than chow and ciao. Oh and if your testies are doing that I suggest you see a doctor. There is nothing worse than the big C-word in being CANCER.

Chall! :D
 

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Chall? what is Chall anyway? Urgh I dont want to hear about your balls :argh:
CHALLS!
 

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Hey, Haggatha Christie....your sayin's weak as hell. (As is your humor)

Chall ready for this? :D

Yer banners iritating,
Yer often masterbating,
But crust gets agitating,
Don'tcha know?

So get a fuckin clue now,
Tell ya what ta do, how,
Ta spread ya point a' view,
ya gotta let ya self go.

Ciao these letters down, cuz your close to being banned..(and when ya numbers up)
We'll see who's last to laugh....
Yer makin Cody frown, even though yer quite the man...(the cases closed and shut)
I just done pwnd yer ass...... :lmao

TY! TY! :agree:
 
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I_AM_SlaM said:
Hey, Haggatha Christie....your sayin's weak as hell. (As is your humor)

Chall ready for this? :D

Yer banners iritating,
Yer often masterbating,
But crust gets agitating,
Don'tcha know?

So get a fuckin clue now,
Tell ya what ta do, how,
Ta spread ya point a' view,
ya gotta let ya self go.

Ciao these letters down, cuz your close to being banned..(and when ya numbers up)
We'll see who's last to laugh....
Yer makin Cody frown, even though yer quite the man...(the cases closed and shut)
I just done pwnd yer ass...... :lmao

TY! TY! :agree:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How rude!!! Oh and I sincerely hope you are not insulting my passion since that is me in my banner along with my future husband from Home & Away Mark aka Eric "Ric" Dalby.

Chall!
 

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Precious Bass said:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How rude!!!
BAN THE BITCH! :D (She used a Full House-ism...we can't be havin that kinda shit!)
 

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Precious Bass said:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How rude!!! Oh and I sincerely hope you are not insulting my passion since that is me in my banner along with my future husband from Home & Away Mark aka Eric "Ric" Dalby.

Chall!

You just been slammed by I_AM_SLAM, any parting words.
 

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I have already been banned on every other wrestling message board as well as Gamespot and TFN. Please give me another chance the only reason why I have 25 warning points is because some faggot from WNW is holding a grudge against me and gave me heaps of warning points for a post I made in the Stories Forum which was no where near as bad as the ones that are allowed to post there. I know I am not the most popular person on the net, but I was unfarely warned in an act to get rid of me. I am not here to cause trouble. Please give me another chance.

Thank you and chall!
 

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Precious Bass said:
I have already been banned on every other wrestling message board as well as Gamespot and TFN. Please give me another chance the only reason why I have 25 warning points is because some faggot from WNW is holding a grudge against me and gave me heaps of warning points for a post I made in the Stories Forum which was no where near as bad as the ones that are allowed to post there.
Funny...thought the name of the forums was W-E....so what the fuck's this sob story gotta do with the here and the now of you buggin the shit outta the majority of us?
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I know I am not the most popular person on the net, but I was unfarely warned in an act to get rid of me. I am not here to cause trouble. Please give me another chance.

Thank you and chall!
Bah! I don't see the loss of you being that much of a rain cloud on our parade . Pitty party for you maybe...you and yer heart throb there, ya know?
 

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Heart throb??? He is my future husband from the show Home & Away. I suggest you all tune in tonight! Dalby is going to be on tonight's episode along with Laurie Foell - the actress who plays Josie Russell and her deranged identical cousin, the real Angela Russell. There is also a serial killer on the loose!!! It is my favourite TV show ever the other is Passions.

Chall!
 

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Ugly witch from Planet Doom said:
Heart throb??? He is my future husband from the show Home & Away. I suggest you all tune in tonight! Dalby is going to be on tonight's episode along with Laurie Foell - the actress who plays Josie Russell and her deranged identical cousin, the real Angela Russell. There is also a serial killer on the loose!!! It is my favourite TV show ever the other is Passions.

Chall!
I don't even know you, but I beginning to hate you.
 

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Sweetheart....I'm sorry. I hate breaking these fragile sorta things to people, but I must inform you....that man in your sig. Gaydar's screamin off the hook!!!

That aside...you're still dreamin.

But eh, if it gets you through the day....
 

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Precious Bass said:
I have already been banned on every other wrestling message board as well as Gamespot and TFN. Please give me another chance the only reason why I have 25 warning points is because some faggot from WNW is holding a grudge against me and gave me heaps of warning points for a post I made in the Stories Forum which was no where near as bad as the ones that are allowed to post there. I know I am not the most popular person on the net, but I was unfarely warned in an act to get rid of me. I am not here to cause trouble. Please give me another chance.

Thank you and chall!
Cap'n Crunch is the one who warned you for your shit story you made. What he has to do with WNW, I don't know. It seems he did warn you a bit too much for what you posted, so I might remove the points.

May I ask you how chall is your equivalent to ciao, though? Chall doesn't even sound like ciao when pronounced. Just say ciao, k? It looks much better, isn't as annoying(when I read chall, I picture teeny bopper giggly blonde sluts at a mall), and if people can't read it properly, it's their fault. :)
 
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