The Artistic Works of the WWE; Specifically Smackdown and the Beauty of the WHC

You simple minded people do not understand the artistic beauty behind the current booking situation that Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus are in with their defining of the World Heavyweight Championship.

If you bothered to clean the faeces out of your eyes, you may be able to see the visionary and influential story that is behind this so called "common feud".


Let me talk.

Alberto Del Rio is the somewhat typical snobby, rich aristocrat, who can simply buy-out anything he wants in life, as shown by his vignettes previous to his debut, the cars he drives into the arena each night he wrestles, and his personal on-again off-again slave-esque 'ring announcer'. But there is more to his seemingly basic gimmick within this feud that you simple ignoramus' have yet to notice.

Sheamus is as you would all call, the generic Superman babyface character that many people are 'essentially forced' to love, as shown by his inability to be easily defeated, his continuous title retains, and his small array of signature moves. However, I, a more intellectual fellow, consider him much different to what the childish-minded hillbillies think.

The story is a modern, wrestling variation of the basic "overcoming the odds" story.

A rich and lucky aristocrat who has lived his life in perfection and harmony, via buying everything he has always needed, and even wanted, must work his way to become the proverbial 'top dog'; where he must defeat the typical man who has overcome the odds in his life; from seeing his uncle kick his cousins arse for drinking more than the legal limit of 6 beers at the age of 12 (in Ireland, trust me, I know these things. I'm more intellectual than you), and overcoming his fear of the sun (slightly), to rising above hate - defeating the long-standing Superman of the WWE in John Cena and becoming the champion, all the way to defeating and proverbially, as you would say, 'burying the entire (heel) roster', and becoming the eighth longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion of all time.

Mr. Del Rio clearly has trouble defeating the man who has worked hard his entire life, for this man had earned his status in life, whereas Del Rio had barely earned a thing in his own.


And there you are, my simple minded colleagues. The story of Alberto Del Rio, attempting to overtake the Goliath Sheamus.