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SUPERLUCHARESUABOMBA

SUPERLUCHARESUABOMBA is an experimental wrestling promotion with the focus on a combination of comedy and bizarre randomness with a range of influences including Japanese mythology, reggae music and Barry Horowitz. Below are the first 7 Characterios (SLB’s word for wrestlers, with Characterio being the singular form) to be revealed to the general public, all of whom will be seen competing in a SLB ring soon and once then entire list of Characterios has been revealed. At least 8 Characterios remain to be revealed, following which shows will begin in which the Characterios fight it out to attain prize money and the plaudits that come with victory. Without further adieux, let’s meet the first 7 Characterios….

Chōchō is a small, petite and pretty Japanese school girl who’s angelic looks perfectly mirror her pure and polite personality. However this Butterfly packs a punch, having trained under the tutelage of the great Super Kung Fu Master for over 6 months and remaining his top and only female protégé. She has a hunger to learn and to fight for honour and pride, proving her self equal to her male counterparts, who are often caught unsuspecting by the pony-tailed power puncher. Rumours persist that some of the more devious Characterios have a betting ring as to who can be the first to “de-flower” the innocent Chōchō, much to the anger of the protective Super Kung Fu Master. As of yet no man has been able to complete the task, being humbled by the iron-fist of the Butterfly before they have the chance to slide into 4th base.

True Daimajin is the ultimate beast of SUPERLUCHARESUABOMBA, formerly known as Truth before he was possessed by the evil spirit of Daimajin (an evil Samurai who betrayed his family and fled to the mountains, where his spirit became trapped waiting for a suitable host body to corrupt). Once he became fully broken the once carefree Truth became the vengeful, maniacal and vicious True Daimajin who has been known to destroy all before him using his giant stature and immeasurable strength. Now with the Daimajin spirit guiding him, the monster formerly known as Truth seems destined to achieve the spirits ultimate goal - global domination, starting with SUPERLUCHARESUABOMBA.

Man Yana is a mysterious Characterio, whose power is only dwarfed by the scepticism surrounding the aforementioned abilities. Man Yana claims to possess the power to see exactly one day into the future at any give moment, yet no further. In the past his predictions have come with a varying levels of success. When he first arrived in America, he was able to correctly predict several earth-shattering news events a day before they occurred (Barack Obama’s election victory, the death of Michael Jackson, the Swine Flu pandemic, Bubba The Love Sponge’s departure from TNA Wrestling), drawing much praise and even more interest from those looking to harness these abilities. However following a failed predication regarding the Superbowl XLIV winners have led many to doubt the legitimacy of this self-proclaimed oracle.

Retardis is a mentally-challenged time traveller from the year 3004, who after a failed attempt to travel into the future, woke up in the locker room of SUPERLUCHARESUABOMBA with a post-it note attached to his helmet, reading nothing more than “Fate is placed above time”. Certainly unable to decipher the cryptic and mysterious message or tie his own shoe laces, Retardis now lingers in the hallways of event buildings and makes occasional run-ins, all in the quest of reuniting with his lost love from the year 3004.

Squeezy D.I is a giant lemon, turned cop. Squeezy joined the force falling the brutal liquidation of both of his parents at the hands of the evil soda companies. He vowed revenge, but vowed to do so within the law, so as not to stoop to the level of the soda companies who lemon-napped his parents, and therefore took the decision to become an officer of the law. His goal is to earn enough money by fighting in SUPERLUCHARESUABOMBA to earn enough prize money to mount a law suit again the soda company executives, while arresting those deviant rule breakers in the ring. He is the beacon of good in SUPERLUCHARESUABOMBA but some say his obsession with avenging his parents could be his ultimate downfall, making him easily corruptible and desperate.

Super Kung Fu Master is the grey bearded, wise, powerful and seemingly ancient martial arts master. Super Kung Fu Master was born hundreds of years ago, and spent his youth learning the mysteries and secrets of the noble art of Kung Fu, before leaving his humble town in which he was born, and spending the next 462 years roaming the earth. He has now found a new home in SUPERLUCHARESUABOMBA and looks to impart the wisdom he amassed during his epic life onto the younger generations with COMPANY NAME HERE. Gained his “Super” status after defeating and slaying his former master Keito Hokkaido, when Hokkaido turned on his protégé. Defeating one’s master remains the only way to become “Super”.

Uber Kitsune is the most desirable woman in SUPERLUCHARESUABOMBA. She has been known to use her looks to her advantage though, making her the ultimate femme fatale Characterio ever seen. She takes great pleasure in manipulating and controlling the male Characterios who she perceives to be weak and malleable to reach her own goals.

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You seem to put out a lot of indy threads but sadly never do anything with them... I hope this one breaks the mould because it has potential to be hilarious from the sound of it. I've never seen anything like it so good luck!
 
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