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Stop "Did You Know?" NOW!

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No one needs to see Vince metaphorically jerk off every week. Especially when considering that it gets more and more ridiculous week after week. Guess what, Vince? Did you know I have taken more breaths in a single day than their have been episodes of Raw? Enough of the self-worship, already. Focus on making a better product and maybe your scripts won't be suspiciously stuck together, leading to the garbage we've all been forced to watch under false pretenses of excellence.
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No one needs to see Vince metaphorically jerk off every week. Especially when considering that it gets more and more ridiculous week after week. Guess what, Vince? Did you know I have taken more breaths in a single day than their have been episodes of Raw? Enough of the self-worship, already. Focus on making a better product and maybe your scripts won't be suspiciously stuck together, leading to the garbage we've all been forced to watch under false pretenses of excellence.
WWE Did you know?

Did you know WWE has built less stars in these past 2 years then Lindsay Lohan has DUI's

Did you know if you jerked off at an average of cumming every 4 minutes during every episode of Raw your masturbating arm will weigh more then Hornswoggle

Did you know more people watched Raw this week then Redtube, and Pornhub put together.

Did you know Triple H wants to be as big as the rock, and Steve Austin but never will
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WWE Did you know?

Did you know WWE has built less stars in these past 2 years then Lindsay Lohan has DUI's

Did you know if you jerked off at an average of cumming every 4 minutes during every episode of Raw your masturbating arm will weigh more then Hornswoggle

Did you know more people watched Raw this week then Redtube, and Pornhub put together.

Did you know Triple H wants to be as big as the rock, and Steve Austin but never will
I haven't laughed this hard at a post in a long time
Did you know that Nina Hartley's sludgepot has been ravaged less times than Vince has let an incredible talent slip through his fingers?

Did you know that Dane Cook has passed on more reputable gigs than Hornswoggle?

Did you know that Adam Richman has had to force himself to eat food that was better than this week's episode of Raw?
WWE Did you know?

Did you know WWE has built less stars in these past 2 years then Lindsay Lohan has DUI's

Did you know if you jerked off at an average of cumming every 4 minutes during every episode of Raw your masturbating arm will weigh more then Hornswoggle

Did you know more people watched Raw this week then Redtube, and Pornhub put together.

Did you know Triple H wants to be as big as the rock, and Steve Austin but never will
I guarantee that ones wrong. haha
Did you know that WWE has ruined more careers than TMZ?

Did you know that CM Punk was once a respectable individual?

Did you know that the atomic weight of helium equates to a better rating than WWE TV has had in the past year?
Did you know that unless your a heel,no one would give a shit about you
Did you know that some of you take this way to seriously
Did you know that unless your a heel,no one would give a shit about you
Did you know that some of you take this way to seriously
Did you know you could have executed those insults far more effectively?

Did you know it's incredibly easy to laugh at WWE's train of thought?

Did you know Raw has aired more episodes than Nick Swardson's Pretend Time?
Did you know that for the superman movie "Man of Steel" John Cena was considered to play Clark Kent/Superman but was scrapped because John Cena didn't want to leave his fans.
It was because John Cena no-sells kryptonite.
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Did you know that repeated untreated concussions can lead to WWE superstars murdering their entire families?

Did you know that if Vince McMahon ejaculated everytime we air these segments, he could fill a water balloon with the result?

Did you know that the above situation was purely hypothetical as Vince McMahon has not been able to achieve an erection in years?
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