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Spoilers for Next Weeks iMPACT

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* There's a whiteboard in the ring with stuff on it as Mr. Anderson opens iMPACT. He comes down with a man he calls Professor Shubert from the University of Green Bay. Anderson talks about the finish last week where "Reefer Van Dam" and him tied. Anderson runs numbers and decides he wants his rematch. Anderson ends up hitting the Mic Check on professor. Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff come out. Bischoff says Anderson hasn't earned a rematch yet. He has to beat Rob Van Dam first. RVD comes out and eventually Sting comes out. Sting says the network wants him to be the special referee for the Anderson vs. RVD match.

* Mickie James beat Tara and had a staredown with Madison Rayne.

* Okato beat The Pope by DQ when Pope hit him with rings on his hand. Pope attacked the referee after the match and Samoa Joe came out and chased him off. Okato bled pretty bad in this match.

* Ric Flair comes out with Matt Hardy and Brother Ray. He calls them two of the best tag team wrestlers ever. The crowd chants for Fortune and then chants boring. Fortune comes out and they brawl. The lights go out and Abyss appears with a new look. He helps Immortal take out Fortune and they leave them laying.

* Hernandez comes out with Rosita and Sarita and their new partner Esteban, the guy from Victory Road. Hernandez says they are the Mexican American nation and are superior. He says people will soon worship their Mexican flag and brings one down over the American flag. They challenge Devon and Matt Morgan to a street fight

* Hernandez and Esteban beat Matt Morgan and Devon in a street fight. Rosita and Sarita got involved which brought Velvet Sky and Angelina Love out. Angelina looked to be saving Velvet but Winter called her to the back. Morgan tends to Velvet which allows Esteban to pin Devon.

* RVD and Mr. Anderson wrestle with no winner in a #1 contender's match. Sting was the special enforcer but took over as referee when the first referee went down. Sting and Anderson argued when Anderson wanted RVD counted out after a low blow and Mic Check into the corner. Anderson and Sting ended up fighting until security broke them up.
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I actually have a friend. Here's what he has sent me

*The show opens with Mr. Anderson cutting a promo. He mentions he's an asshole, someone else is an asshole, or that someone is an ass. He laughs cockily, wants his world title rematch, and doesn't care if *insert heel/face here* is in his way

*Ric Flair says *insert name here* is the best thing going today and not to stand in his way. He bleeds profusely when punched in the face.

*Fourtune and Immortal have some sort of a scuffle. Bischoff sets the odds against Fourtune, who are defending Dixie Carter.

*Sting says he's the backbone of TNA--Hogan talks to Sting and can't decide if he's a heel or a face, saying he keeps leaving and hasn't been loyal. Sting is ambiguous in his response to Hogan, but ends up getting beat down by a member of Immortal.

*Tag team match

*Knockouts segment. One or two knockouts are mad at a knockout or two on the opposing end. Things happen, possibly a match.

*Jeff Jarrett acts confused as to if he's supposed to be a serious or comedy heel in a segment with the mother of Kurt Angle's children. Drama ensues that's not particularly interesting.
 

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Mr. Anderson & a professor are doing an awful promo, they talk wrestling for like 10 sec before going on some stupid tangent. Anderson then lays out his professor because he's an asshole... Bischoff buried Anderson's shenanigans, Hogan puts them over.

RVD vs. Anderson again, RVD doesn't know why he works for TNA and drops Russo's name.

Tara lost to Mickie James in a decent match.

Okato beats Pope via DQ for excessive violence, Joe runs off Pope.

Ric Flair says Matt Hardy and Bully Ray are the best thing going today.
Hopefully that's a shoot...
 

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I actually have a friend. Here's what he has sent me

*The show opens with Mr. Anderson cutting a promo. He mentions he's an asshole, someone else is an asshole, or that someone is an ass. He laughs cockily, wants his world title rematch, and doesn't care if *insert heel/face here* is in his way

*Ric Flair says *insert name here* is the best thing going today and not to stand in his way. He bleeds profusely when punched in the face.

*Fourtune and Immortal have some sort of a scuffle. Bischoff sets the odds against Fourtune, who are defending Dixie Carter.

*Sting says he's the backbone of TNA--Hogan talks to Sting and can't decide if he's a heel or a face, saying he keeps leaving and hasn't been loyal. Sting is ambiguous in his response to Hogan, but ends up getting beat down by a member of Immortal.

*Tag team match

*Knockouts segment. One or two knockouts are mad at a knockout or two on the opposing end. Things happen, possibly a match.

*Jeff Jarrett acts confused as to if he's supposed to be a serious or comedy heel in a segment with the mother of Kurt Angle's children. Drama ensues that's not particularly interesting.
:lmao Genius.
 
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