[Hollywood Johnson]

Hello everyone, it's your top fella Hollywood Johnson with yet ANOTHER TOP CLASS RANT.

Rules when posting in a Hollywood Johnson rant
No dumb comments
No racism
NO GARY OAK PICTURES
No mentioning the word girth

Tips for posting in a Hollywood Johnson rant
Use humor
Respect other fellas opinions
Read the rant carefully, taking everything into consideration
Be the best possible fella you can

The rant...

Don't you just hate these fellas who shout abuse to you in a car, and then drive off before you can react? Take last night for example. A few fellas were gassing around in there shitty little ford escort that look like a pile of shit. The fellas thought it would be funny egg me. Luckily, i dodged every egg thrown, because i'm that dam badass. The fellas then shouted *fuck you* and drove off. It's even more annoying when these fellas are in groups of about 8 - 9. You walk past them, and they mumble *dick head* or *pussy hole* under there breath. Well fucking done fella, you're really hard calling me that with all your fellas to back you up. I ended up rounding 5 of my own fellas up, and we went and gave them a paistin, but thats not the point. These fellas need to be dealt with. Feel free to post similar experiences that you've had. Thanks for reading.


Love from your top fella, Hollywood Johnson.

 

[Rawlin]

like you didn't see that coming.
oh yeah, didn't read this rant, i'll get to that later.

 

[JAKE LA MOTTA]

Another five star rant fella. Well played. Looking forward to the next classic installment.

 

[Callisto]

Such a casual fella, like James Bond.. 8*D

 

[Hollywood Johnson]

like you didn't see that coming.
oh yeah, didn't read this rant, i'll get to that later.

Dammit Raw, i thought you were more creative than that fella.

 

[Rawlin]

Dammit Raw, i thought you were more creative than that fella.

and i thought you'd be more creative than to create a gimmick where you say "fella" a lot and sign off like Puggle. we all have disappointments we gotta get through.

still got love for the "fella" thing, keep it up. mainly just because when i read your posts i hear Sheamus talking and that makes me happy.

 

[Hollywood Johnson]

and i thought you'd be more creative than to create a gimmick where you say "fella" a lot and sign off like Puggle. we all have disappointments we gotta get through.

still got love for the "fella" thing, keep it up. mainly just because when i read your posts i hear Sheamus talking and that makes me happy.

You can't go a day fella without mentioning this fella thing i have going on. Is it really upsetting you that bad? It's ok fella. We are all pals on this forum. And i still consider you one of my fellas. Don't spoil it fella.

Love from your top fella, Hollywood Johnson.

 

[JAKE LA MOTTA]

Loving your gimmick fella.

 

[Rawlin]

You can't go a day fella without mentioning this fella thing i have going on. Is it really upsetting you that bad? It's ok fella. We are all pals on this forum. And i still consider you one of my fellas. Don't spoil it fella.

Love from your top fella, Hollywood Johnson.

i've actually gone a pretty long time before without mentioning it. i don't even remember you posting for like a two or three week period, and i don't ever really remember discussing you.

but yeah, if you noticed, its obviously not upsetting me because i said i liked it. and thats enough posts for this rant, we're ruining all of your subjects and taking everything off-topic. good luck.

 

[Bullseye]

Hollywood Johnson can't handle Gary Motherfucking Oak's girth

 

[Arya Dark]

Shoot their car next time.

Hell, if they are in a Ford Escort you should be able to run 'em down on foot.

 

[Hollywood Johnson]

Thanks Croft, i'll take that idea into consideration.

 

[Chadwick Winebarger]

It is a sad well known fact that, the typical douchebag normally travels in packs of 8-9. While their is no known cure for douchebaggery, they are hardly dangerous and when presented with a threat they back down and resort to idle threats mumbled under their breath. Glad to see you're leading the fight HJ, don't take no guff from those swine.

 

[FITZ]

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It seemed appropriate.

 

[Kiz]

WHOOOAH, YOU'RE ONLY SMOKE AND MIRRORS TO ME.

 

[LipsLikeMorphine]

I think I know who were the guys that threw eggs at you. It must be that bouncer that took your ID and his friends.

 

[Arya Dark]

I think I know who were the guys that threw eggs at you. It must be that bouncer that took your ID and his friends.

Ohhhhhhhhhh shit, son!!

 

[Don Draper]

TL;DR, maybe later.

Oh and Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak, FELLA!

 

[Roger Sterling]

Might as well join the fun :side:

 

[Renegade™]

Yes indeed, who can handle this man's girth? 8*D