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Never ,but i'v probably been close to.

My friend told me a great story about his experience before.He said he was sick in bed ,so sick he could bearly move but he said he could conjure up the energy for a wank.He said he put in his headphones ,closed his eyes and went to bussines.He said ten or so minutes later he looked up to see his mother had left his dinner by the side of his bed.:lmao I nearly cried with the laughter ,if you knew my friend you would believe this story.:lmao
 

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Never ,but i'v probably been close to.

My friend told me a great story about his experience before.He said he was sick in bed ,so sick he could bearly move but he said he could conjure up the energy for a wank.He said he put in his headphones ,closed his eyes and went to bussines.He said ten or so minutes later he looked up to see his mother had left his dinner by the side of his bed.:lmao I nearly cried with the laughter ,if you knew my friend you would believe this story.:lmao
:lmao

I wouldn't be able to look my mum in the eye ever again.
 

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This is totally the greatest thread ever.

Other than "Do you fart when you wank" by Saame right above me.
 

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Awww that's so sweet.
Thats not a compliment.

Your top three threads where about you asking if you fart when you wank, if you mind if your daughter becomes a pornstar, and if you've ever been caught jacking off.

Sounds to me like you're on the wrong kind of forum son.
 

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Thats not a compliment.

Your top three threads where about you asking if you fart when you wank, if you mind if your daughter becomes a pornstar, and if you've ever been caught jacking off.

Sounds to me like you're on the wrong kind of forum son.
Don't judge me. :sad:

Yes. Next question.
Elaborate.
 

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Never ,but i'v probably been close to.

My friend told me a great story about his experience before.He said he was sick in bed ,so sick he could bearly move but he said he could conjure up the energy for a wank.He said he put in his headphones ,closed his eyes and went to bussines.He said ten or so minutes later he looked up to see his mother had left his dinner by the side of his bed.:lmao I nearly cried with the laughter ,if you knew my friend you would believe this story.:lmao
Jerking off and headphones always = Caught. It's been proven, unless you live alone or get lucky.

Never been caught personally, but it's been a close call a few times. I only lived with my mother when I was younger so it was pretty easy to get away with it. Now I live with my fiancee and don't need to jerk off that much.
 

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My sister caught me with her sparkly jergins lotion when I was about 13... : lol.. I actually used her damn jergins and had a glittery rod haha. I know TMI huh?
 

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Hey, shit happens. Whether its whackin it, or shitting, or putting in false teeth, putting in a wig, or whatever, everyone has things they do behind closed doors that they wouldn't want other people to see.

Never got walked in on jerkin the turkey, but I did have my girlfriends roommate walk in on us as we were...in the middle of something. Or more like at the end of something.
 
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