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Opening:

OOOOOOOOHOHOHO

Heath Slater vs. Sheamus:

Let me tell ya
tonight
right there
right there
tonight
tonight
WOOOOAH
wow
MAAAN
tonight
tonight
DOG
Woah
right there
right now
OOOOOOOOOOOH
here we go
right here
Woah
DOG
right here
right there
right here

Wade Barrett vs. Justin Gabriel:

let me tell you somethin
tonight
Man
right there
MAN
Check dis out
RIGHT THERE
That's what I'm talkin about
Man
check this out
right here
WOAH
right there
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
MY GOOTNESS
right there
right here
right here
right here
YOU GOTTA LOVE IT
Dog

A.J. & Kaitlyn vs. Natalya & Beth Phoenix:

right now
WOAH
did you see dat
OH MY GOOTNESS

THAT MAN vs. Cody Rhodes:

Man
Dog
tonight
let me tell ya
right now
like I say
Dog
let me tell you somethin
Dog
MAN
that man
right there
WOW
WOW
right there
Dog
OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOTNESS
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
OOH My gootness
Oh my gootness
OOOOOOOOOOOH
right here
OH MY GOOTNESS

The Great Khali vs. Jinder Mahal:

man
man
man
that's what i'm talkin about
right there
oh my GOOTness
Here we GO
WOAH
imma tell ya
right there
Woah
oh my gootness
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
MAN
Check dis out
You gotta love it
TONIGHT

Sin Cara vs. Daniel Bryan:

Wait a minute
WOAH
right there
Dog
right there
right here
tonight
right there
check it out
right there
MAN
imma tell you
right now
right here
WOAH
OH my GOOTness
right here
right here
oh my GOOTNESS
You gotta be kiddin me
lemme tell ya
check dis out
right here
right there

Air Boom vs. The Uso's:

right here
you gotta love it
Woah
like I say
WOAH
imma tell ya somethin
WOAH
OH MY GOOTNESS
OH MY GOOTNESS
check dis out
check dis out
right here
WOOW
that's what im talkin about
you gotta love it
Oh my gootness
oh my gootness
check dis out
check dis out
right here
right there
right here
oh my gootness
dog
you gotta love dis
oh my gootness
WOW

Christian vs. Mark Henry:

tonight
right now
tonight
like i say
imma tell you
tonight
right now
tonight
WOAH
toNIGHT
tonight
WOAH
WOAH
WOW
right there
right now
right there
right there
MAN
right there
right now
MAN
OOOOOOOOOOOH
WOW
right now
WOAH
You gotta be kiddin me
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
wait a minute
that's what i'm talkin about
right there
right there
right here
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HERE WE GO
OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOTNESS
man
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
imma tell ya

Booker Tisms to keep track of next time:

You might be right
That boy/kid/man
BIIZNIZ
I mean
Not just yet

 

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You notice we never get to hear anymore, "NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT, SUCKKKA!" :(
 

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You notice we never get to hear anymore, "NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT, SUCKKKA!" :(
I wouldn't mind hearing that. I also leave out the stuff that could legitimately be considered a catch phrase and not just word vomit/filler from someone that has a very, very limited vocabulary.
 

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I'm a bit frightened at the prospect of doing this for the HiaC PPV... Booker's gonna have a fit everytime someone touches the cage
 

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:lmao Fantastic.
 

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Booker is beyond comical. The frightened way he speaks when a wrestler is in trouble is just laughing. "Man, this don't look good for Cody Rhodes!"

"DAS MA BIG HOMIE RITE DERE!"

Never has street language been so much more comical.
 

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Shame Kevin Nash didn't show up so we could get another "That's my big homie!".
 

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Anyone recall him saying that this was "a big steaming pile of NeckBones" or something? :lmao
 

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You forgot to add:

__ got caught up in the lights

and for tag matches:
_______ reminds me of a great tag team back in the day,Harlem Heat
 

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best part was Cole and Matthews stealing his lines.
That was absolutely glorious. When Josh can effortlessly rip on you, you know you have problems.


Booker is beyond comical. The frightened way he speaks when a wrestler is in trouble is just laughing. "Man, this don't look good for Cody Rhodes!"

"DAS MA BIG HOMIE RITE DERE!"

Never has street language been so much more comical.
I really wouldn't mind if it was just street talk, or even if he had a LOT of catch phrases. It's that he says the same little phrases like "right there" over and over and OVER AND OVER again.
 

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That was absolutely glorious. When Josh can effortlessly rip on you, you know you have problems.
What problems are those?

Booker won't change the way he commentates because Josh razzed him a bit. They'll be back to acting like this never happened next week.
 

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Booker won't change the way he commentates because Josh razzed him a bit. They'll be back to acting like this never happened next week.
Never said he would change. Not like you can just increase your vocabulary in the span of a week.
 
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