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THE SHOW
fireworks go off and "rollin" by LimpBizkit plays throughout the arena in los angeles, CA
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to UFW, I am JR and this is my partner, Tazz!
TAZZ: We have a great show for you tonight, but now here comes the money!
"here comes the money" plays throughout the arena and shane o' mac comes out
SHANE: Tonight's main event will be Chris Benoit defending his world title against...
"the game" plays throughout the arena and triple h comes out
TRIPLE H: Against...Triple H right?
SHANE: Actually I was gonna say The Rock but now when I think of it, you deserve it more than The Rock
the rock's song plays throughout the arena and the rock comes out
THE ROCK: Did The Rock hear Triple H?
SHANE: Yes, The Rock heard Triple H. I think that...
THE ROCK: It doesn't matter what you think!!!
TRIPLE H: You should show some respect to Sha...
THE ROCK: Whoa Whoa Whoa... Finally... The Rock has comeback...to Los Angeles!!!
SHANE: Don't give me that crap! I tell you what. tonight it will be Chris Benoit vs Triple H vs The Rock!!!
crowd cheers while triple h is shocked out of his mind
COMMERCIALS
JR: I can't believe what I just heard Tazz, triple threat?
TAZZ: I agree with you Jr, but now the Dudleys are gonna face the world tag team champions, Hardy Boyz and I can't wait to see this.
HARDYS VS DUDLEYS-TAG TEAM TITLES(6 MINUTES INTO THE MATCH)
Matt is up on the turnbuckle but Bubba puls the rope and Matt falls on his private. Jeff gets in the ring but the ref tells himm to get out while Dudley Boys hit a 3D on Matt and D-Von pins him. 1...2...kickout! Matt slowly gets up, low blows D-Von (while the ref is looking the other way), and gives D-Von a twist of Fate. Jeff knocks Bubba out while Matt pins D-Von.1...2...3, and the Hardys regain the titles!
WINNERS BY PIN: THE HARDY BOYZ
BACKSTAGE
KURT: Hulk, how's everything going with you?
HULK: Why do you ask baldy?
KURT(mad): You call me baldy one more time and I will knock you out!
shane comes in
SHANE: You guys, chill off. If you are pissed at each other, you can have a hardcore match right now!
BACK IN THE RING
JR: Wow, another good match up next
TAZZ: We'll be right back after the commercial break!
COMMERCIALS
KURT ANGLE VS HULK HOGAN-HARDCORE(10 MINUTES INTO MATCH)
Kurt picks up a barbed wire bat and hits Hulk in the head bust him open badly! Hulk somehow gets up and ddt's Kurt but falls down again. Eddie Guerrero comes out and stars beating the hell out of Kurt with a baseball bat! Hulk gets up and tells Eddie to leave but Eddie hit Hulk in the head too! Finally Eddie leaves and Kurt covers Hogan.1...2...kickout!!!Kurt pins again.1...2...kickout!!!Kurt then picks Hulk up and attempts an Angle Slam but Hulk blocks it and suplexes Kurt. Hulk then gives Kurt an Atomic Leg Drop and covers Kurt.1...2...3, Hogan picks up the win!
WINNER BY PIN:HULK HOGAN
JR: What a match!
TAZZ: Here comes our boss
"here comes the money" plays throughout the arena and shane o' mac comes out
SHANE: I want to add something to tonights match. That is...No Disqualification!
JR: Oh my god! This will be brutal!
TAZZ: I cannot believe it! But now it's time for FBI vs Edge and Eugene!
FBI VS EDGE AND EUGENE(3 MINUTES INTO MATCH)
Johny Stamboli hits Eugene with a right hand but Eugene gets up and clotheslines The Bull. Johny tags in Nunzio who tries to brainwash Eugene, but Eugene flipps him off and tags in Edge. Edge gives Nunzio a german suplex followed by a leg drop from the 2nd rope. Eugene gets a chair and hits himself causing the ref to dq the FBI!
WINNERS BY DQ: EUGENE AND EDGE
COMMERCIALS
JR: Eugene won the match by hitting himself with a chair!
TAZZ: Eugene is a stupid dumbass, that's all I got to say!
SHANE'S OFFICE
TRIPLE H: What do you think you're doing by putting me in a triple threat!?!
SHANE: I'm just trying to give the fans what they want
crowd cheers
TRIPLE H: Fuck the crowd. They're not the ones putting on the greatest matches in UWF!
crowd boos
TRIPLE H: Shane, if I lose this match, you will be laid out by Evolution!
triple h walks off while shane looks nervous
JR: It's time for the main event ladies and gentlemen
TAZZ: Yep, it's time for the big one right after the break
COMMERCIALS
CHRIS BENOIT VS TRIPLE H VS THE ROCK-WORLD TITLE(20 MINUTES INTO MATCH)
NO DQ
Chris Benoit and The Rock double ddt Triple H on barbed to bust him open! The Rock then turns on on Benoit and gives him a Rock Bottom through a table! Triple H gets up and he and The Rock clothesline each other to leave all 3 men knocked out. The Rock gets up and covers Triple H.1...2...kickout! Triple H then gets up and
pedigrees both The Rock and Chris Benoit and covers both of them.1...2...3, Triple H wins it!
WINNER BY PIN: TRIPLE H
triple celebrates but shawn michaels comes out and gives him a Sweet Chin Music.
SHAWN: SUCK IT!!!
JR: Oh my gosh, Shawn just gave Triple H a Sweet Chin Music!
TAZZ: I can't believe it! We'll see what happens next week. Good Night everybody!
THE END
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THE SHOW
fireworks go off and "rollin" by LimpBizkit plays throughout the arena in los angeles, CA
JR: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to UFW, I am JR and this is my partner, Tazz!
TAZZ: We have a great show for you tonight, but now here comes the money!
"here comes the money" plays throughout the arena and shane o' mac comes out
SHANE: Tonight's main event will be Chris Benoit defending his world title against...
"the game" plays throughout the arena and triple h comes out
TRIPLE H: Against...Triple H right?
SHANE: Actually I was gonna say The Rock but now when I think of it, you deserve it more than The Rock
the rock's song plays throughout the arena and the rock comes out
THE ROCK: Did The Rock hear Triple H?
SHANE: Yes, The Rock heard Triple H. I think that...
THE ROCK: It doesn't matter what you think!!!
TRIPLE H: You should show some respect to Sha...
THE ROCK: Whoa Whoa Whoa... Finally... The Rock has comeback...to Los Angeles!!!
SHANE: Don't give me that crap! I tell you what. tonight it will be Chris Benoit vs Triple H vs The Rock!!!
crowd cheers while triple h is shocked out of his mind
COMMERCIALS
JR: I can't believe what I just heard Tazz, triple threat?
TAZZ: I agree with you Jr, but now the Dudleys are gonna face the world tag team champions, Hardy Boyz and I can't wait to see this.
HARDYS VS DUDLEYS-TAG TEAM TITLES(6 MINUTES INTO THE MATCH)
Matt is up on the turnbuckle but Bubba puls the rope and Matt falls on his private. Jeff gets in the ring but the ref tells himm to get out while Dudley Boys hit a 3D on Matt and D-Von pins him. 1...2...kickout! Matt slowly gets up, low blows D-Von (while the ref is looking the other way), and gives D-Von a twist of Fate. Jeff knocks Bubba out while Matt pins D-Von.1...2...3, and the Hardys regain the titles!
WINNERS BY PIN: THE HARDY BOYZ
BACKSTAGE
KURT: Hulk, how's everything going with you?
HULK: Why do you ask baldy?
KURT(mad): You call me baldy one more time and I will knock you out!
shane comes in
SHANE: You guys, chill off. If you are pissed at each other, you can have a hardcore match right now!
BACK IN THE RING
JR: Wow, another good match up next
TAZZ: We'll be right back after the commercial break!
COMMERCIALS
KURT ANGLE VS HULK HOGAN-HARDCORE(10 MINUTES INTO MATCH)
Kurt picks up a barbed wire bat and hits Hulk in the head bust him open badly! Hulk somehow gets up and ddt's Kurt but falls down again. Eddie Guerrero comes out and stars beating the hell out of Kurt with a baseball bat! Hulk gets up and tells Eddie to leave but Eddie hit Hulk in the head too! Finally Eddie leaves and Kurt covers Hogan.1...2...kickout!!!Kurt pins again.1...2...kickout!!!Kurt then picks Hulk up and attempts an Angle Slam but Hulk blocks it and suplexes Kurt. Hulk then gives Kurt an Atomic Leg Drop and covers Kurt.1...2...3, Hogan picks up the win!
WINNER BY PIN:HULK HOGAN
JR: What a match!
TAZZ: Here comes our boss
"here comes the money" plays throughout the arena and shane o' mac comes out
SHANE: I want to add something to tonights match. That is...No Disqualification!
JR: Oh my god! This will be brutal!
TAZZ: I cannot believe it! But now it's time for FBI vs Edge and Eugene!
FBI VS EDGE AND EUGENE(3 MINUTES INTO MATCH)
Johny Stamboli hits Eugene with a right hand but Eugene gets up and clotheslines The Bull. Johny tags in Nunzio who tries to brainwash Eugene, but Eugene flipps him off and tags in Edge. Edge gives Nunzio a german suplex followed by a leg drop from the 2nd rope. Eugene gets a chair and hits himself causing the ref to dq the FBI!
WINNERS BY DQ: EUGENE AND EDGE
COMMERCIALS
JR: Eugene won the match by hitting himself with a chair!
TAZZ: Eugene is a stupid dumbass, that's all I got to say!
SHANE'S OFFICE
TRIPLE H: What do you think you're doing by putting me in a triple threat!?!
SHANE: I'm just trying to give the fans what they want
crowd cheers
TRIPLE H: Fuck the crowd. They're not the ones putting on the greatest matches in UWF!
crowd boos
TRIPLE H: Shane, if I lose this match, you will be laid out by Evolution!
triple h walks off while shane looks nervous
JR: It's time for the main event ladies and gentlemen
TAZZ: Yep, it's time for the big one right after the break
COMMERCIALS
CHRIS BENOIT VS TRIPLE H VS THE ROCK-WORLD TITLE(20 MINUTES INTO MATCH)
NO DQ
Chris Benoit and The Rock double ddt Triple H on barbed to bust him open! The Rock then turns on on Benoit and gives him a Rock Bottom through a table! Triple H gets up and he and The Rock clothesline each other to leave all 3 men knocked out. The Rock gets up and covers Triple H.1...2...kickout! Triple H then gets up and
pedigrees both The Rock and Chris Benoit and covers both of them.1...2...3, Triple H wins it!
WINNER BY PIN: TRIPLE H
triple celebrates but shawn michaels comes out and gives him a Sweet Chin Music.
SHAWN: SUCK IT!!!
JR: Oh my gosh, Shawn just gave Triple H a Sweet Chin Music!
TAZZ: I can't believe it! We'll see what happens next week. Good Night everybody!
THE END
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