[Samee]

It's fucking WWE..

 

[paqman]

It's fucking WWE..

Yeah, which is exactly why it sucks lol.

WWE Creative paints with their fingers on construction paper.

 

[Adramelech]

Yeah and how do wrestlers get punched in the face but never bruise? How come people in movies never poop? What's the deal with airline food?

 

[federerthegreatest]

I know, probably the only way they could of got him into the match.

Did anyone see the contract on Smackdown between Del Rio and Edge, they both signed the front page that said Smackdown World Heavyweight Title. Looked like it had been made in Microsoft Word in 3 minutes.

 

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

Can someone explain to me these fucking magnets???

 

[Chris_Walmer]

No one answered my question.

Had I attacked my friend in the lobby of the building, gone up to the office he was headed to, and signed the contract intended for him, would I have gotten the job? I think I'll try it sometime and see how it goes when I sign a contract intended for someone else.

 

[JuviJuiceIsLoose]

No one answered my question.

Had I attacked my friend in the lobby of the building, gone up to the office he was headed to, and signed the contract intended for him, would I have gotten the job? I think I'll try it sometime and see how it goes when I sign a contract intended for someone else.

If all the things in wrestling, that's what your big beef is???

It's not the Leprechauns living under the ring???

Or the Zombie Outlaws???

Or the elderly women who give birth hands???

 

[Adramelech]

No one answered my question.

Had I attacked my friend in the lobby of the building, gone up to the office he was headed to, and signed the contract intended for him, would I have gotten the job? I think I'll try it sometime and see how it goes when I sign a contract intended for someone else.

If you're going to do something from a television show to see if it works in real life, why don't you try getting hit by a bus. I've seen people survive that all the time, no problem.

 

[JasonLives]

Because it doesnt matter??

Its wrestling, tons of things make no sense. Why isnt a dude being arrested everytime he beats up someone backstage?? Its assault, and sometime assault with a deadly weapon.

 

[KiNgoFKiNgS23]

:lmao at the op

 

[greyknight90]

No, you can't. And yes, the WWE lied. Be shocked. Everything you ever knew was fake!

(GASP)

 

[BkB Hulk]

Shawn Michaels got into the WM XX main event the same way. It's one of those things that seems amazingly stupid when you actually think about it, but I guess there's a lot of that stuff in pro wrestling (and WWE in particular).

 

[Chris_Walmer]

Shawn Michaels got into the WM XX main event the same way.

Yes, I said that in the first post of the thread.

 

[TKOW]

It's WWE. Don't waste your time trying to make sense out of things or you'll just get wound up.

 

[MrkLrn¹³]

No one answered my question.

Had I attacked my friend in the lobby of the building, gone up to the office he was headed to, and signed the contract intended for him, would I have gotten the job? I think I'll try it sometime and see how it goes when I sign a contract intended for someone else.

:lmao

You gonna lose sleep tonight over this shit?

 

[The-Rock-Says]

Pull your head out of your ass.

 

[Cactus_Flagg]

Last week a friend of mine took a new job. I talked to him on the phone and he told me he was going down the next day to sign a contract. If I had ambushed him in the lobby of the office, and ran up and signed my name to the contract, does that mean I would have gotten the job even though his name is obviously all over it and he was the one they planned to hire?

This pisses me off. HBK did the same thing before WM20 to make it a triple threat match between Benoit/HHH/HBK. It's a stupid storyline and makes no sense. If JBL's name is on the contract, it doesn't become a contract applicable to someone else just because they sign their name to it.

Okay, it's the WWE. In real life contracts have the persons name printed on the contract as a legal requirement. Again, this is the WWE. Do you think anyone else in another business can beat up their boss and still have a job, get fired but show up each week and cause havoc without being arrested? Can hang another employee and have a job? No of course not because the WWE is a soap opera and in the WWE Soap Opera universe, anything goes.

 

[Tronnik]

Yeah and how do wrestlers get punched in the face but never bruise? How come people in movies never poop? What's the deal with airline food?

WWE has top of the line make up / medical experts. DUH.

 

[Rawlin]

holy shit. i've had some criticisms with the WWE and their absurd lack of any sense of realism but this really takes the cake. i mean wtf.