[WWCturbo]

Hey guys,

I need an advice. I've been in a couple bf/gf relationships before but I didn't really care about those girls that much. Now I've met this girl and she's really special (she's 22 if that helps) and we have so much in common and I really really like her, but she's shy and she obviously won't make the first move (I'm cool with that but a strong hint would be nice). Anyway, I'm inviting her to the zoo (she doesn't drink so a bar is not an option and she really likes animals so why the hell not) and I want to make a move to see where this relationship is going. Should I just kiss her randomly and see what her reaction is or should I tell her that I like her first? I mean both of the girls I used to date were obviously into me (they were kinda shallow) and this one is different so I'm having some trouble reading her body language and etc.

 

[Biast]

Ask her if she swallows. If she doesn't, it's not even worth it. :lol

 

[Kling Klang]

Stick your dick in her.

 

[Jimshine]

Rub your cock on her back and see if she purrs

 

[seabs]

Bang her mum. Her reaction will tell you what she thinks of you and you'll have your answer. If her mum isn't a looker then her sister works too I guess. Don't go for the gran though. Have some respect.

 

[Alim]

If you kiss her without consent and she's not down with it you could be charged with sexual assault (rape)

 

[Chi Town Punk]

hope this guy wasn't expecting some real advice from lonely geeks on a wrestling forum.






Because surely you will be disappointed.

 

[DA]

Wait until she 'accidentally' falls into the bear/lion/geese enclosure at the zoo, then jump in and save her.

It's risky, but if it you pull it off, you're set.

 

[TAR]

Serenade the bitch and doo itttttt alll niiiightttt looongggggg

 

[reDREDD]

Bang her mum. Her reaction will tell you what she thinks of you and you'll have your answer. If her mum isn't a looker then her sister works too I guess. Don't go for the gran though. Have some respect.

:rooney

 

[seabs]

Wait until she 'accidentally' falls into the bear/lion/geese enclosure at the zoo, then jump in and save her.

It's risky, but if it you pull it off, you're set.

I took this advice once and got scared (inb4 SCARED COWARD) so she just got mauled to death by flamingos. It was a very pretty mauling though. Helped to damper the feelings of guilt. The point is I wouldn't take this piece of advice. Actually I wouldn't take any advice from a guy who went around calling himself Donnacha for 3 months but that's another story for another time.

 

[WOOLCOCK]

I took this advice once and got scared (inb4 SCARED COWARD) so she just got mauled to death by flamingos. It was a very pretty mauling though. Helped to damper the feelings of guilt. The point is I wouldn't take this piece of advice. Actually I wouldn't take any advice from a guy who went around calling himself Donnacha for 3 months but that's another story for another time.

The only way this story could have been better would have been if you said she was mauled by the tigers and to console yourself you did the Hull claw gesture to lighten the mood.

 

[Deck The Halls With Funes Mori]

hope this guy wasn't expecting some real advice from lonely geeks on a wrestling forum.






Because surely you will be disappointed.

I disappoint yer mar every night, LAD.

 

[seabs]

:lmao

@ wales not scouser. obv.

 

[Deck The Halls With Funes Mori]

The only way this story could have been better would have been if you said she was mauled by the tigers and to console yourself you did the Hull claw gesture to lighten the mood.

:lmao

@ wales not scouser. obv.

I wouldn't have that, Si, he's laughing at you there.

Chin him, lad.

 

[seabs]

:frankie3

 

[WOOLCOCK]

Who hasn't laughed at Wales at one point in their life tbf?

 

[DA]

I took this advice once and got scared (inb4 SCARED COWARD) so she just got mauled to death by flamingos. It was a very pretty mauling though. Helped to damper the feelings of guilt. The point is I wouldn't take this piece of advice. Actually I wouldn't take any advice from a guy who went around calling himself Donnacha for 3 months but that's another story for another time.

Gonna group together a gang of Donnacha's and head for Stoke or WF Headquarters or wherever someday....I swear. :kobe7

 

[WOOLCOCK]

Not being funny but 'a gang of Donnachas' sounds like something out of Fraggle Rock.

 

[reDREDD]

id laugh at wales if i knew what it was



its a type of cake right?