WWA
Sunday Night Sacfice
Live from Houston, Texas
[I]**Let the Bodies Hit the Floor** plays
Pyro erupts all over the arena.[/I]
Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen what a night we have for you!
Jonathan Coachman: I know, you get commentated by the Coach!
Jim Ross: Well, I wasnt talking about that. I was talking about the matches.
Jonathan Coachman: Come, J.R. we are in the big time together now! WWA!
Jim Ross: That's one thing I guess we can agree on.
Jonathan Coachman: I don't really care for the owner, Shane McMahon though. He made a big mistake, putting my with Michael Cole on Thursday Night Thunder.
Jim Ross: Well it's time for the show! Your first Sunday Night Sacrifice, Coach and it's sure to be a good one!
**The King** plays
Jerry Lawler makes his way to the ring.
Boos echo around the arena.
He grabs a microphone.
Jerry Lawler: What are you guys booing about? Me telling the truth that ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling?
The crowd boos even more
Jerry Lawler: Have you ever seen an ECW show? The owner couldnt even pay the wrestlers. All his checks bounced! Isnt that right Heyman? And look at the Superstars it had, Sandman, Mikey Whipwreck, and the worst of them all..Tazz!
The crowd now starts to boos and then chants E-C-Dub
Jerry Lawler: Stop that chant! You guys shut up! ECW was the worst thing to happen ever to the wrestl-
**Tazzmission** plays
Tazz makes his way to the ring.
He grabs a microphone.
Tazz: Jerry Lawler...you wanna talk about crappy wrestling? Look at you...Whenever you go to the ring it's time for a bathroom break for the crowd and people at home.
Jerry Lawler: You take that back! I'm a legend in this business. I'm an icon.
Tazz: Why don't you ask the fans? Is Jerry Lawler a crappy wrestler?
The crowd yells "Yeah"
Tazz: There's your answer.
**Class of Gentlemen** plays
JBL, Billy Kidman, Christopher Daniels, Matt Morgan, and Carlito make their way to the ring.
Jerry Lawler: Tazz, I would like you to meet my fellow ECW haters. John "Bradshaw" Layfield, Billy Kidman, Chris Daniels, Matt Morgan, and Carlito. Would you like to tell me I have crappy wrestling skills now?
Tazz: Alright, I don't care if you have 6 guys. I don't care if you have 100 guys. I will choke each and every one of them out. Starting with you!
Tazz puts the Tazzmission on Jerry Lawler.
The referee tells Lilian to ring the bells.
The ECW rules match begins.
All six men attack Tazz.
They begin to beat him down.
Tazz refuses to let go of the Tazzmission.
Matt Morgan then kicks him in the head.
Tazz lets go.
Matt Morgan then picks Tazz up for the F5. He hits it perfectly.
Matt Morgan then picks him up again and holds him by the arms.
JBL Clothesline from Hell's him.
All six men then begin to punch him and kick him again.
Jerry Lawler then pins him.
The referee is forced to count.
1...2...3!
Winner: Jerry Lawler
Jerry Lawler: I have crappy wrestling? You didnt even put up a fight against me! I didnt even use any weapons! But now to the real point, don't mess with Lawler. And don't bring up ECW!
Tazz is left in the ring knocked out.
Jerry Lawler and his group go backstage.
Jim Ross: That is not the normal King, it almost seems as if someone is telling him to do this...
Jonathan Coachman: Yeah right, who would do that?
Commercial
The cameras go backstage to a F-View
It shows Jerry Lawler going back to his locker room.
Inside it show none other than Eric Bischoff!
Jim Ross: I knew it! The King wouldnt do this usually.
Jonathan Coachman: E Z E is back! I'm going to go talk to him and tell him his plan is genious!
Jonathan Coachman goes backstage.
Jim Ross: Once again I am commentating by myself.
**Here Comes the Money** plays
Shane McMahon goes to the ring.
Shane McMahon: After what Edge did to me last week, he is banned from the building!
The crowd cheers
Shane McMahon: But that is not the only consquence he is getting. That's just the beginning. Next week on Sacrifice live from Minneapolis, Minnosota, its going to be Edge vs. Big Show! And Batista! And in two weeks live from El Paso, Texas it's going to be Edge vs. Undertaker! If he finds some way to win both those matches and mark my words, he won't. I make his Money in the Bank Contract from when he was in WWE eligible for use in the WWA! Later!
**Here Comes the Money** plays
Shane walks back.
Commercial
**Medal** plays
Kurt Angle goes to the ring with his Gold Medals and two police officers.
Kurt Angle: Ladies and gentlemen. Tonight live from...wait where are we? Nevermind, live from the crappiest place on Earth! You guys are going to see Kurt Angle in action! The Olympic Champion! Former WWE Champion! Now lets get this over with I don't wanna be in the city anymore.
**Redneck** plays
Jamie Noble makes his way to the ring.
Kurt Angle: Are you kidding me? I'm lowering the time to 1 Minute and 30 Seconds to beat you. If you last longer you get a WWA 2 Year Contract and my Gold Medals. What's your name?
Jamie Noble: My name is Jamie Noble!
Kurt Angle: Your that loser who got released because of steroid use. You freak!
Jamie Noble punches Kurt Angle and the bell rings.
Match Ending: Kurt Angles does the Angle Slam on Noble. He then puts the Ankle Lock on. Jamie Noble taps out.
Kurt wins in 45 seconds.
Winner: Kurt Angle
Commercial
**What Does Everybody Want** plays
Al Snow goes to the announce table.
Al Snow: Hey Jim, I was watching the show and noticed that you had no partner, so I thought that I would come down and help you commentate the matches.
Jim Ross: Thanks Al, your just in time for what will surely be a slobber knocker. It's going to be Tajiri versus Stevie Richards for the Hardcore Title!
Al Snow: And it's an ECW Rules Match!
**Stevie Night Heat** plays
Steven Richards makes his way to the ring.
Lilian Garcia: The following Match is scheduled for one fall and is an ECW Rules Match for the World Wrestling Alliance Hardcore Championship! Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania...weighing in at a 220 pounds...Stevie Richards!
**Japanease Buzzaw** plays
Tajiri makes his way to the ring.
Lilian Garcia: Now making his way to the ring, from Japan...weighing in at a 205 pounds..he is the WWA Hardcore Champion..Tajiri!
Match Ending: Tajiri kicks Stevie Richards right in the jaw. Stevie rolls out of the ring. Tajiri then goes to the other side of the ring and run to the other side again. He jumps over the top rope in a Suicide Dive. Stevie Richards hits Tajiri right in the head with a Kendo Stick. Tajiri gets knocked out. Stevie rolls him in the ring. He then rolls out of the ring again. He grabs a chair. He throws the chair in the ring and rolls in to get it. He opens it so that someone can sit in it.
Al Snow: I don't think he has any intentions of sitting in that chair J.R! Here's the good part!
Steven Richards picks Tajiri up and DDT's him into the opened chair. Tajiri starts to bleed. Stevie Richards pins Tajiri for the 1..2..3!
Winner and new Hardcore Champion: Steven Richards!
Al Snow: I'm going to go congratulate my buddy Stevie Richards!
Al Snow walks to the ring. He lifts Stevie Richards hands in victory. Stevie Richards and Al Snow then hug. Al Snow then Low Blows Richards. He stares at Stevie Richards. He then pins Stevie Richards for the 1..2..3!
Winner and new Hardcore Champion: Al Snow
Al Snow runs backstage with his newly won Hardcore Championship.
Jim Ross: Looks like I just lost another broadcast partner.
Commercial
**Y2J** plays
Chris Jericho makes his way to the ring.
Chris Jericho: Last week, I got attacked by someone I used to call and ally. Now he just went in my book as someone I need to take down. He started it, and I'm going to end it. Tonight live from Houston Jericho is going to beat down and bloody Eddie Guerrero. And he will have no choice but to tap out to the Wall of Jericho! Eddie Guerrero. I am serious when I say, I will take you out.
**Y2J** plays
Jericho walks away with a serious look on his face.
Jim Ross: Well ladie and gentlemen, tonight the main event is Chris Jericho vs. Eddie Guerrero for the World Heavyweight Championship!
**Storm** plays
Lance Storm goes to the announce table.
Lance Storm: Hey J.R. Ladies and gentlemen I'm going to commentate tonight on Raw with the Commentating Legend, Good Ol' JR!
Jim Ross: Well thanks Lance but I don't think you can call me that. There are many other people who commentated before that were better than me.
Lance Storm: JR, stop you are and it's an honor to sit next to you in this chair.
Jim Ross: Thanks. Now about the ECW versus WWA thing going on, how do you feel about it?
Lance Storm: Well no offence to you JR, I know that The King is one of your best friends..but I thought it was cruel what he and his people did to Tazz.
Jim Ross: I agree, but earlier we found who was behind this whole thing. It was none other than Eric Bischoff.
Lance Storm: I can't believe I used to help that slimeball out.
**Dominator** plays
Shaniqua goes to the ring.
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the World Wrestling Alliance Women's Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Cincinnatti, Ohio...Shaniqua!
**Stratusfaction** plays
Trish Stratus goes to the ring.
Lilian Garcia: And her opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada...She is the World Wrestling Alliance Women's Champion...Trish Stratus!
Match Ending: Shaniqua dominates the match. She Spears Trish. She then gets out of the ring. She punches Lilian Garcia and then picks her up for the Military Press. She hits it on the outside of the ring. She then gets a chair and slides it in the ring. She picks Trish Stratus up for the Power Bomb. Shaniqua hits the Powebomb on the chair.
Winner by disqualification and still Women's Champion: Trish Stratus
Match Aftermath: Shaniqua confronts referee Earl Hebner. She then Low Blows him. After, she picks him up and low blows him.
Victoria: Earl, that's for disqualifying me. I deserve the Women's Championship! I need the Women's Championship! I always get what I want. Even if it means injuring people while trying to get it. All these people witnessed and Earl you felt, that when I want something I get it. I will injure anyone who gets in my way! Earl, Trish...
**Here Comes the Money** plays
Shane McMahon shows up on the titantron
Shane McMahon: You know what? You just gave me a good idea. You want another Women's Championship match right? Well you will get another one...if you beat a opponent of my choosing next week. If you beat him and yes I said him! You will get a WWA Women's Championship match at Capital Punishment. Later!
Shaniqua smiles and nods her head.
Jim Ross: That was unnessicary what she did to Earl Hebner, Lilian, and Trish. I'm not President of the Trish Stratus Fan Club but it was still out of hand.
Lance Storm: Well next week she will get what she deserves.
Commercial
*Heart Breakers** plays
The Heart Throbs go to the ring.
Tony Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall to finish and is for the World Tag Team Championship...introducing first the challengers...from Panama City, Florida, at a combined weight of 445 pounds...Romeo and Antonio...The Heart Throbs!
**Snapshot** plays
Mercury, Nitro, and Melina go to the ring.
Tony Chimel: And their opponents..being accompanied by Melina...at a combined weight of 411 pounds..they are the World Tag Team Champions Mercury and Nitro...MNM!
Match Ending: MNM team up on Antonio and throw him out of the ring. Melina then distracts the referee while Nitro picks Romeo up in prepartation for the Snapshot. Mercury helps and they hit a perfect Snapshot. Nitro pins Romeo for the 1..2..3
Winner and still World Tag Team Champions: MNM
Match Aftermath: The Heart Throbs start to go back. When they are going back they get jumped by the Dudley Boyz. They 3D Antonio on the steel and Romeo crawls backstage. They then run to the ring and attack MNM. MNM puts up a good fight. The Dudleys then get the upper hand. D-Von does the Saving Grace on Mercury. Bubba does a Bubba Bomb on Nitro. Bubba then picks Nitro's legs up for the Wazzup! D-Von jumps off and hits it. Mercury then gets up only to get 3D'ed. The Dudleys then grab Melina and put her in a the Power Bomb position. Bubba then lets go. D-Von grabs her and Bubba goes to the top rope. Bubba picks her up and PowerBombs her off the top rope. The paramedics help all three out. The Dudleys go backstage.
Commercial
**Captain Charisma** plays
Christian goes to the ring with Tyson Tomko
Tony Chimel: The following Six Man Tag Team Match is scheduled for one fall to finish! Introducing first, being accompanied by Tyson Tomko....From Toronto, Ontario, Canada...weighing in at a 235 pounds...Christian!
**The Game** plays
Triple H and Ric Flair go to the ring.
Tony Chimel: And his partners...at a combined weight of 503 pounds..."The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and "The Game" Triple H!
**Sexy Boy** plays
Shawn Michaels goes to the ring.
Tony Chimel: And their opponents...introducing first from San Antonio, Texas...weighing in at a 225 pounds..."Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels!
**My Time is Now** plays
John Cena goes to the ring.
Tony Chimel: And his partner...from West Newbury, Massachusetts...weighing in at a 240 pounds...John Cena!
**Can You Dig It Plays**
The crowd goes crazy for Home Town Hero, Booker T and his wife Sharmell!
Tony Chimel: And their partner...being accompannied by his wife Sharmell...from right here in Houston, Texas...weighing in at a 250 pounds...Booker T!
Match Ending: The match starts to get out of control. Triple H comes in and Pedigree's Shawn Michaels. John Cena comes in and FU's Triple H over the top rope. Christian kicks Cena in the mid section and Unprettier's him. Booker T Scissor Kicks Christian out of the ring. Ric Flair attacks Booker T from behind. He tries to go for the Clothesline Booker but misses and Booker T counters it into a kick. He pins Ric Flair for the 1..2..3!
Winners: Booker T, Shawn Michaels, and John Cena
Match Aftermath: Triple H grabs Booker T's wife. He then threaten to Pedigree her. Booker jumps out of the ring and Triple H says if he comes any closer he will Pedigree her. Booker tries to kick Triple H but Ric Flair attacks him from behind. Triple H then Pedigree's Sharmell. Christian then attacks John Cena who goes and tries to help. He Unprettiers him on the concrete. Shawn Michaels then gets Spine Bustered by Tyson Tomko. Triple H, Ric Flair, Tyson Tomko, and Christian all go into the ring and raise eachothers hands. The show fades into a commercial showing this image.
Commercial
Jim Ross: That was sick and cruel what Triple H just did to Sharmell. That was not right.
Lance Storm: I agree JR, that was out of hand.
**Prince of Punk** plays
Shannon Moore goes to the ring.
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall to finish and is for the World Cruiserweight Championship...introducing first..from Cameron, North Carolina..weighing in at a 175 pounds...He is the World Cruiserweight Champion...Shannon Moore!
**Japanease Flyer** plays
Akio makes his way to the ring.
Tony Chimel: And the challenger...from Japan..weighing in at a 200 pounds...Akio!
Match Ending: Shannon Moore goes for a Bull Dog off the top rope but Akio counters it into his partners move the BK Bomb off the top rope. He then goes for the pin 1..2..- Shannon Moore kicks out. Akio then goes to the top rope. He hits a Corkscrew 450 Splash on Shannon Moore. He then goes for the pin 1...2..- Shannon Moore kicks out again. Akio doesnt know what to do. He looks around the ring to think. Shannon Moore rolls him up for the 1..2..3!
Winner and still World Cruiserweight Champion: Shannon Moore
Match Aftermath: Billy Kidman runs to the ring and attacks Shannon Moore. He BK Bombs him. He then goes to the top rope. He hits the Shooting Star Press! He helps Akio out of the ring.
Commercial
**Caribbean Cool** plays
Carlito makes his way to the ring with Matt Morgan.
Tony Chimel: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the Intercontinental Championship! Introducing first being accompannied by Matt Morgan! From The Caribbean...weighing in at a 234 pounds..he is the Intercontinental Champion...Carlito Caribbean Cool!
Carlito grabs a microphone.
Carlito: Tonight we are live from Houston, Texas...that's not cool. And then I have an opponent that's not cool either! A.J. Styles. He is the most Uncool person on the WWA Roster! He isnt even in my league. Tonight I'm going to beat him down. Tonight I'm going to show all you fans that Styles really isnt cool!
Matt Morgan: W-W-W-W-We all know that he isnt cool. He doesnt d-d-d-d, DESERVE a t-t-t-t...Championship match. He might have been big in TNA but he will never be big in WWA!
**Styles Clash** plays
A.J. Styles makes his way to the ring.
Tony Chimel: And the challenger from Gainesville, Florida...weighing in at a 202 pounds..A.J. Styles!
Match Ending: A.J. Styles hits the Styles Clash. He goes for the pin 1..2..- Matt Morgan throws him off.
Winner by disqualification: A.J. Styles
Match Aftermath: Matt Morgan Big Boots Styles. He then hits the Stalling Suplex Slam. Carlito then gets an apple and spits on A.J. Styles. He says that A.J. Styles isnt cool.
Jim Ross: Yet another person cheated out of the title! Carlito got disqualified so the title doesnt change hand.
Lance Storm: Styles deserves that title, he is one of the greatest athletes in the WWA, even the world!
Jim Ross: Well anyways, next is the main event! Eddie Guerrero vs. Chris Jericho for the World Title!
Commercial
**A Raw Replay Shows what Eddie Guerrero did to Chris Jericho last week. It then shows what Chris Jericho said earlier.**
**Lie, Cheat, Steal** plays
Eddie Guerrero goes to the ring.
The arena gets flooded with boos.
Tony Chimel: The following contest is the Main Event! It is for the World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing the challenger...from El Paso, Texas..weighing in at a 220 pounds...Eddie Guerrero!
**Y2J** plays
Chris Jericho walks fast towards the ring.
Tony Chimel: And his opponent...he is the World Heavyweight Champi-
Jericho attacks Guerrero and the match starts.
Match Ending: Chris Jericho keeps pounding on Eddie Guerrero. He then gets up and kicks him right in the head. He gets the Walls of Jericho on Eddie Guerrero. After minutes in the Walls of Jericho, Eddie Guerrero gets the ropes. Jericho is forced to let go. He picks Eddie Guerrero up but Eddie throws him into the referee. Eddie Guerrero then gets a chair. He tries to get back in the ring but Chris Jericho Drop Kicks the chair into his face off the top rope. He then tries to revive the referee. Eddie Guerrero pulls Jericho out of the ring. He then starts to punch him nonstop. He throws him into the audience. They fight up into the backstage. The referee counts to 10!
Winner: No Match
Match Aftermath: Eddie Guerrero hits him with a crowbar. Eddie Guerrero then finds a table. He sets it up and puts Jericho on it. He goes into a Janitor's Closet to find a ladder. The ladder tonight is 20 Feet. He climbs to the top and Frog Splashes him onto the concrete. The table break with Jericho on it.
**The show fades off the air showing Jericho knocked out and Eddie Guerrero sitting in the corner smiling just as he did last week. Jericho is losing lots of blood**
Quick Results:
1) ECW Rules Match
Jerry "The King" Lawler def. Tazz
2) ECW Rules - Hardcore Championship Match
Stevie Richards def. Tajiri
3) Improptu Hardcore Championship Match
Al Snow def. Stevie Richards
4) WWA Women's Championship Match
Trish Stratus def. Shaniqua by DQ
5) World Tag Team Championship
MNM def. Heart Throbs
6) Booker T, Shawn Michaels, and John Cena def. Triple H, Ric Flair, and Christian
7) World Cruiserweight Championship
Shannon Moore def. Akio
8) Intercontinental Championship
A.J. Styles def. Carlito Caribbean Cool by DQ
9) World Heavyweight Championship
Chris Jericho vs. Eddie Guerrero - No Match
Thursday Night Thunder
Quick Results
1) Rey Mysterio def. Spike Dudley
2) Rob Van Dam def. Matt Morgan
3) Rene Dupree def. Nunzio
4) Muhammad Hassan and Daivari def. Charlie Haas and Hardcore Holly
Here's the new show, it's up early but that's okay.
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