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Re: Bah Gawd Rowan is the mystery driver!!

3 ways WWE can book this...

1) Push Rowan in a feud with Roman (which likely would end up with Rowan getting squashed)

2) Rowan doing it for Bryan, which leads us to a Bryan-Roman feud

3) Swerve the shit outta us and find out Rowan did it for Luke Harper who returns & feuds with Roman (but still ultimately gets squashed)

Either way....we're getting stuck with DaBigDawg!
 

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Re: "I'm watching this crap with Roman on Youtube & it's like are you kidding me? I'm like insulted that they even asked [for an Emmy]" - Bryan Alvare

Just because something is lowbrow doesn't mean it gets to have its head rammed up its ass. I'm so sick of hearing that about professional wrestling. This stuff with Roman isn't even side-swiping competence. If you're fine with that, UCE, more power to ya, I guess, but as for me, I'm with Bryan Alvarez. This stuff rots. Just because its cheesy doesn't mean it gets to look cheap and slap the audience in the face with glaring continuity errors.
 

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Re: Bah Gawd Rowan is the mystery driver!!

Ffs and meh big doofus my foot slipped and how the fuck could he fit in a normal car
 

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Re: Bah Gawd Rowan is the mystery driver!!

This is either leading to a Bryan face turn or Bryan is just pretending to be shocked and will be revealed as the one who put Rowan up to it. I am leaning towards the latter. Bryan will act disgusted by Rowan's actions and say he is done with him, only to interfere in the Roman/Rowan match and assault Roman. Then will grab a mic and say it was his idea.
 

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Re: Bah Gawd Rowan is the mystery driver!!

This is either leading to a Bryan face turn or Bryan is just pretending to be shocked and will be revealed as the one who put Rowan up to it. I am leaning towards the latter. Bryan will act disgusted by Rowan's actions and say he is done with him, only to interfere in the Roman/Rowan match and assault Roman. Then will grab a mic and say it was his idea.
That's all good and dandy but how the fuck are they going to explain his motive for murder.. better yet when he admits it, how would he avoid being arrested..
 

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You guys take wrestling WAY too seriously. Only geeks enjoy "seriousness" and "sophistication" from a product derived from the lowest common denominator.

Wrestling is at it's glorious, silly best when it's doing things like this and the 24/7 title skits.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/m2XjBg7.gif" border="0" alt="" title="Heston" class="inlineimg" />

Please tell me you're joking.
Nope.

Kurt Angle’s career highlights video is full of stupid, cheap skits in cheap costumes and dumb angles.

That’s what the wider potential audience likes about fake fighting - they don’t come to wrestling hoping for an experience like Game of Thrones.

I’m serious, the wrestling bubble takes itself WAY too seriously because it’s become an echo chamber where nobody wants to feel ashamed for liking something so low brow, so they critique it like it’s supposed to be something sophisticated.

I’m 100% correct, but I don’t expect people to agree with me.
 

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Agree, this and the 24/7 title have been be only segments I found interesting from the past month or two of YouTube highlights

Every other storyline is about wanting to prove they can beat somebody in a wrestling match because they’re a “better” pre-determined match winning wrestler.
 

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Re: Bah Gawd Rowan is the mystery driver!!

Is Luke Harper likely to come back at all, as this only indicated Rowan was on the scene last week not that he was the driver on Monday? I’m still thinking this is a group to lead to a group feud with the Samoans, to then lead to the Samoans/OC. It covers for Roman singles wise working a full schedule and Vince doesn’t have the Shield to fall back on (I do not want it either).

The only other ponder I had before tonight’s episode is if it was an NXT group like Undisputed Era to give them a Nexus like debut. Seems that’s not the case though.
 

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Re: This Roman Reigns storyline has been amazing

Be nice if there was some twist that Buddy Murphy was spinning Roman to throw him off after getting attacked for merely being there. Unlikely I know as how dare they plan to actually build up Buddy at the expense of superhuman now movie star Reigns. Just they could play this out longer as Buddy only saw Rowan there last week, how would he know who was driving the car? Unless Buddy was part of the plan with other conspirators and Rowan was the one that just happened to be there.
 
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Re: "I'm watching this crap with Roman on Youtube & it's like are you kidding me? I'm like insulted that they even asked [for an Emmy]" - Bryan Alvare

Don't care.
 

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Re: "I'm watching this crap with Roman on Youtube & it's like are you kidding me? I'm like insulted that they even asked [for an Emmy]" - Bryan Alvare

Emmy?

I think wrestling is the lowest common denominator of entertainment and should stop trying to pretend it’s sophisticated.

Literally the only 2 segments I enjoyed from the YouTube highlights this week were the 24/7 stuff and the surprise Roman attacks backstage.

Do you know why?

They’re non-wrestling storyline developments.

Serious wrestling about play fighters legitimately trying to “beat” other play fighters to prove who is “better” only appeals to geeks.
Sorry to break it to you bud, but wrestling only appeals to geeks, period. If you're a wrestling fan, then you're a geek.
 

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Re: "I'm watching this crap with Roman on Youtube & it's like are you kidding me? I'm like insulted that they even asked [for an Emmy]" - Bryan Alvare

He could always go get a real job that contributes to society if he hates it that much.
 

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Weird that they haven’t wrapped the angle up in time for SummerSlam. I guess they’ll be either announcing it on the night. Seems strange that they wouldn’t have advertised matches in place for two of their biggest names.
 
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