Furno has kept me prisoner in his underground missle base for the last six months. He feets me cabbage and makes me dance to showtunes for his amusement.
I must flee, before he makes me put on the suspenders again.
I'm amazed by your powers of deduction lee. Although, you left out one crucial point. What if Stinger was Bizarro? Then everything would be backwards in his world and Stinger would be the straight one and RF the gae. Gaes would still be better than straights in this world, although the inequality would be switched. So either way, RF wins. Or something like that. I dunno.